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Author Topic: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]  (Read 7455 times)

micelus

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #75 on: December 05, 2020, 01:35:26 am »


Luthern The Ravager: a beautiful walrus spider, Luthern is a warrior god of great ferocity. He has a simple request; allow him to lay his eggs on the Discus. He's sure that when they hatch that they'll turn out to be ravenous beasts and monsters - ones that he will return to slay for his own amusement. In return, Luthern will pay 7SC. Luthern of course, is a known wanderer and mercenary and it might be a few shifts after his eggs hatch before his return.
"Just how dangerous will your young be? In particular, will they be powerful enough to harm my coworkers and I?"

The walrus-spider's pedipalp-tusks wobble in laughter.

"HO HO HO HO, ONLY IF YOU ARE AS SCRAWNY AS A HELPER HO HO HO HO"

He stops chuckling for a bit and then says "HO HO HO HO AND ONLY IF MERE BEASTS COULD EAT SPIRITS HO HO HO HO"

He pauses again "ACTUALLY, THOSE DO EXIST, BUT MY CHILDREN SHALL NOT BE LIKE THAT HO HO HO HO"
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #76 on: December 05, 2020, 07:20:41 am »

Weave a tepe with a woven floor and bedding out of voidthreads. the structure supporting the clot is in fact highly overlapped and dried voidthreads. It will make a nice insulated home that I can move around. For now it's just sitting near the sun the The Bumbling Gardener planted.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2020, 10:09:03 am by TricMagic »
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #77 on: December 05, 2020, 09:07:58 am »

Spoiler:  On Helpers (click to show/hide)
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #78 on: December 05, 2020, 09:54:54 am »

Would my smite permit work on the visitors?
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #79 on: December 05, 2020, 04:58:51 pm »

Would my smite permit work on the visitors?

((Yes, if they are a sufficiently minor entity. I.e. not a god)
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #80 on: December 05, 2020, 07:41:34 pm »

I was thinking we could threaten a visitor if they seem suspicious and are trying to sell us bad stuff. Like “Tell me the truth or die!” Would that work or?
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« Reply #81 on: December 05, 2020, 11:18:38 pm »

Under the premise that cultivating mortals includes coaxing them into existence, Shiny attempts to use an EBA to serenade the vaguely mortal inhabitants of the Inn at the End of the Universe with romantic music, hoping to get them to produce mortal families with each other.

She also uses an Action to polish some nothingness into a shiiiiiiiiiiiiny void gem.
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #82 on: December 05, 2020, 11:27:46 pm »

I was thinking we could threaten a visitor if they seem suspicious and are trying to sell us bad stuff. Like “Tell me the truth or die!” Would that work or?

((If they're the type that such threats would work, sure))
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #83 on: December 05, 2020, 11:43:43 pm »

PTW
Spoiler: questionish (click to show/hide)
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #84 on: December 05, 2020, 11:52:55 pm »

Gamma rumbles a bit, with a few licks of lightning from their core carrying the distinct impression of determination.
Gamma will continue work on the Soular Superhighway, and tries to pester Kýklos into helping.
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #85 on: December 06, 2020, 12:05:23 am »

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((correct))
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« Reply #86 on: December 06, 2020, 06:44:43 pm »

The walrus-spider's pedipalp-tusks wobble in laughter.

"HO HO HO HO, ONLY IF YOU ARE AS SCRAWNY AS A HELPER HO HO HO HO"

He stops chuckling for a bit and then says "HO HO HO HO AND ONLY IF MERE BEASTS COULD EAT SPIRITS HO HO HO HO"

He pauses again "ACTUALLY, THOSE DO EXIST, BUT MY CHILDREN SHALL NOT BE LIKE THAT HO HO HO HO"
"Glad to hear it. You may lay your eggs, but could you make sure to leave some in the deathly areas? I want to see what my influence does to them."

Accept Luthern's offer; request that he lay some of his eggs in the necromantic regions of the discus.
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #87 on: December 07, 2020, 01:02:18 am »

Be put onto some sort of non-existent waitlist plz.
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #88 on: December 07, 2020, 02:40:34 am »

The walrus-spider's pedipalp-tusks wobble in laughter.

"HO HO HO HO, ONLY IF YOU ARE AS SCRAWNY AS A HELPER HO HO HO HO"

He stops chuckling for a bit and then says "HO HO HO HO AND ONLY IF MERE BEASTS COULD EAT SPIRITS HO HO HO HO"

He pauses again "ACTUALLY, THOSE DO EXIST, BUT MY CHILDREN SHALL NOT BE LIKE THAT HO HO HO HO"
"Glad to hear it. You may lay your eggs, but could you make sure to leave some in the deathly areas? I want to see what my influence does to them."

Accept Luthern's offer; request that he lay some of his eggs in the necromantic regions of the discus.

Luthern shrugs and agrees.
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You win Nakeen
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]
« Reply #89 on: December 07, 2020, 12:21:57 pm »

"It seems we have enough life for the top of the food chain, So something for others to try and catch would be useful"
Create an Eco-system based on many fast reproducing herbevors, of mostly small to medium creatures, with r reproductive strategy.
"Also, if we make the area hilly enough they won't notice it's flat, maybe
Create a continent of a lot of hills and mountains with minimal flat surfaces.
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