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Author Topic: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [Open For Business!]  (Read 7436 times)

Dustan Hache

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2020, 07:46:15 pm »

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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

micelus

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2020, 07:52:01 pm »

All accepted! Now for the first choice of the game. All players must choose one of the following options to be assigned their role.


Decision Required: Random Appointment, TOTAL Random Appointment or Independent Selection?


Random Appointment: Random Number God (Head of Hires) selects a role for you. As a result, you might be lucky enough to get a random bonus.
Total Random Appointment: Random Number God selects a role for everyone. This requires that a majority of players choose this option. Due to the cooperation required to select this option, SEC will acknowledge the fine display of democracy and employee coordination! Everyone will receive a random bonus and a complementary system upgrade.
Independent Selection: The employee selects their own role.

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2020, 07:59:20 pm »

Kokyangwuti supports TOTAL Random Appointment
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Shadowclaw777

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2020, 08:02:26 pm »

F1ck it, I choose TRA
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Knightwing64

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2020, 08:03:18 pm »

Kobas supports Total Random Appointment, For Chaos!
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TheImmortalRyukan

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2020, 08:03:38 pm »

Kęklos likes the idea of randomly distributed jobs and bonuses, he supports TOTAL Random Appointment
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IronyOwl

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2020, 08:05:06 pm »

TOTAL Random!
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Dustan Hache

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2020, 08:06:05 pm »

the Cat called dalarin indifferently flicks it's tail and lets the dice be cast for total random appointment. Nothing was stopping the cat for appealing for a different role after the fact.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2020, 08:09:26 pm »

Gamma is willing to accept completely randomized methodologies in exchange for a guarantee of boons.
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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2020, 08:31:41 pm »

Choose total random appointment.
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micelus

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2020, 10:07:48 pm »

I would like to clarify that random assignment will not let you switch roles as easily in contrast to independent section. Early on in the game, anyway.
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You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2020, 10:13:29 pm »

I would like to clarify that being stuck in the wrong roles makes it better.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2020, 11:10:01 pm »

Total random is the only way!
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micelus

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2020, 12:54:20 am »

Random Number God has appraised the submitted applications, crunched the numbers and done a bit of investigating. Here are the allotted roles:


Code: [Select]
1. Kokyangwuti (TricMagic), Mortal Relations Officer
2. Iquana (Rockeater), Planetary Landscaper
3. Kęklos (ImmortalRyukan), Utility Manufacturer
4. (Princess) Shiny (IronyOwl), Mortal Relations Officer
5. Gamma Omega Delta (Glass), Utility Manufacturer
6. Sartanah (KJP), Planetary Landscaper
7. Waiiy (Shadowclaw777), Company Representative
8. Feathers (Shadowdragon), Company Represntative
9.  KOBAS (Knightwing64), Generalised Catalyst Operative
10. Dalarin (Dustan Hache), Planetary Landscaper
 


Next up, traits! After which, I'll put up the game
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Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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Re: Contract Gods: New Hires, No Experience Required [OOC]
« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2020, 02:08:08 am »

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4. (Princess) Shiny (IronyOwl), Mortal Relations Officer
As my first (AND ONLY) order of business, I shall be hosting regular concerts for our precious mortals.

ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY, THERE SHALL BE NO QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.
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