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[numerobis]

This, on the other hand, is the thread where you can complain about your epically wimpy dwarves.

My dwarves are such wimps, that on his first time ever sparring with copper axes, Momuz got his eye poked out.

[ February 29, 2008: Message edited by: benoit.hudson ]

[Flok Speargrabber]

Get his other eye poked out then assign him as a crossbowdwarf.

[Speeeedy]

My dwarfs are such wimps that they made this engraving:

"The Deviant Pillars"
This is an image of a dwarf and purring maggots.  The dwarf is surrounded by the purring maggots.  The dwarf looks terrified.

Oh no save me from the adorable purring maggots!  I don't even have purring maggots in my fort (to my knowledge).

[Buckermann]

My wimpy woodcutter got killed by a enraged goundhog while wielding a masterfull steel battleaxe.
I ordered his scattered remains dumped.

[John Johnston]

My dwarves are such wimps that they build all their workshops from Rose Gold.

[Tigerbunny]

hey rosegold is cool dude

[Slappy Moose]

My dwarves are such wimps they can get killed by carp.

Oh wait, that's every dwarf.

[sorbius]

My dwarfs are such wimps that they will not use an item until it has been placed in the proper stockpile, just incase someone might get offended by their hauling job being misplaced.

[Tyrving]

My dwarves are such wimps that pretty much every artifact has images of (non-agonized) elves on it. What the hell, guys.