((Sorry for taking so long))
Explore the moon base and look for any moon bunnies to hug.
3
You notice lots of mood swings along with odd smells. You find some moon bunnies, but others seem to be running from robots
"...'m not a cat..."
Ask the chimp if he has any friends who I could meet. I'm lonely.
6
“Sorry for the confusion, about friends, they might have left for the space station west of here, it’s getting very cold again, maybe the moon base is safer
start experimenting with humans by introducing them to chemicals that cause severe emotional mood swings
also start expanding the moon base
start constructing robot guards and security system
5, 1, 6
Through experimentation, you now know which chemicals do what to human emotion. Your expansion efforts result in accidentally destroying some rooms. The guard robots are a bit sensitive and are attacking moon bunnies despite them not being a threat
Complain that the RTD is boring and try to derail it more while eating some Pancakes in real life.
Dreaming about Merlin and me eating pancakes and him telling me the shifting letters are a spell. Try to decipher the spell hidden in the rules the next day.
2, 3
Attempts at derailing the RTD have just resulted in everyone playing it on a pancake planet. You manage to get some rules, that a d6 is involved, that actions must be coherent. Your real self notices hail outside, wasn’t it just humid not too long ago?
Turn the entire world into a fiery hellscape. Oceans, land, mountains, sky, all is on fire!
1
Instead of fire, there is ice. Now even the oceans are turning to ice. It has started to hail in places.
Zip The Zebra
Gather all the other zebras that are on the space station as that is an obvious place to keep zebras, and become king of zebras because I have the most stripes and a gun.
1
The zebras care not for your stripe amount or for your weapon. Clouds cover the sky, and hail begins its descent. The air becomes frigid. The other zebras flee to open spaceships, as they are warmer than the outside. Do you take a ship? Alone? With other zebras? Do you stay on Earth for now?
GO TO NEAREST SERVO, BUY BAG OF ICE, DUMP IN OCEAN
REPEAT UNTIL EITHER GLOBAL WARMING DEFEATED OR I GET TIRED
1
You can’t find any ice at a servo, you do feel very cold though. A glance to the ocean shows that it is frozen already, though not by your efforts. Clearly there is some other force at play
Continue to entertain the children. Don’t stop to eat, drink, sleep, or use the bathroom.
3
You continue entertaining. It starts to get very cold, but some stay
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