((Sorry for taking so long))
Pancake
Get bored and spam the RTD Thread with useless comments about Pancakes
Read the rules of the RTD again
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The RTD thread is filled with useless comments about pancakes, they are useless because nothing in the RTD relates to pancakes yet. Trying to read the rules results in the letters constantly changing into other letters or symbols or numbers, even chemical formulas every now and again. You take this as the RTD either having no rules, or it’s not sure what it wants it’s rules to be. Among the numerous changing symbols, there’s a word that keeps popping up, a series of words.
What are pancakes? Should I make pancakes part of my ruleset?<^> shivers, feeling someone or something behind her.
"W-who is it?"
2
The shivering does not help with the cold, though it is getting warmer, and wetter as the snow melts. A chimpanzee comes out of the trees. “Oh hey, the humans told me cats couldn’t get as big, or walk on two legs like them or me. Guess they haven’t met you. My name is Kenny. There’s a country called Kenya where they found me, the humans and the parrot helped me learn to speak. Good thing it’s warming up. I was worried it’d just get colder.”
"Brrr..."
Look for shelter 
4
A flier falls down to you talking about a moon base, you manage to sneak on a rocket and the rocket takes off with others towards the moon base
Zip the zebra
Go find an assault rifle.
4
You find one in the outskirts of a now empty space station. Fliers litter the ground about a moon base, and all the rockets here have taken off. The rifle has half its ammo
Well, I always have held my ground. Try to develop this gravity ability! These powers shall be used for OVERBOARD AWESOMNESS
5
You manage to stop sinking into the ground, moving the excess gravity towards nearby boulders, causing
them to sink instead. Now that gravity is “normal” to you, you manage to climb out of the ground. You experiment more, trying to add extra gravity to two boulders closer together after moving the extra force away from the boulders you already sank. The two formerly separate boulders stick together. You feel the air get lighter as the gravity keeping it near you now turns the boulder into a sphere, along with attracting dirt and other air particles. After putting down the newly made sphere, you try forcing air molecules together. You eventually form a drop of rain from some nearby air. You think you have decent control of it now. You check and your body is still held together.
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continue to develop the moon base, while also sending out fliers about the place being a great place to live
6
Your moon base is developing wonderfully, your flyers make their way to Earth, however there’s so much traffic to your base that you begin to run out of room
ROLL PERCEPTION
OBSERVE SURROUNDINGS
3
You see someone killing people in a trail, they run past. After this you notice what appears to be a llama man entertaining children by teaching anatomy while the parents stare at the blood trail in fear. You also notice lots of melting snow and the temperature getting warmer
Turn the entire world into a fiery hellscape. Oceans, land, mountains, sky, all is on fire!
3
You manage to melt the snow. The air is getting warmer and humid due to the snow. You smell drying blood and hear screams nearby. You also hear rockets taking off and you read a flyer about a moon base before burning it in your hands.
Name: EDGELORD MCSWAGFACE
>KILL EVERYONE I CAN FIND IN BRUTAL BLOODY MURDER
((please bold your action from now on)
6
You exit your house and kill the postman, the first person you see. Someone sees this and begins running, you catch up and kill him too. More people begin running. You kill those who live in your town, leaving a blood trail in the path as you go.
A person sharing a llama suit with a rotting corpse:
Entertain the children.
6
The children seem fascinated by being able to look at the inside of the corpse you have, thinking it’s an incredibly detailed model like the skeleton at school. The parents however, know better and are trying to get the children away, thinking you’ve killed and might kill the children. They are also scared because of the blood trail leading past this place, so they keep the children here anyway, afraid that going across would alert whoever made it. The children don’t seem to notice anything wrong, they are being entertained
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