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King Zultan

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #75 on: February 05, 2021, 02:09:05 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 04, 2021, 01:56:28 pm
I am super pro gender neutral toilets. Cleanest toilets I've ever used in my life outside a Malaysian airport.
Don't go around saying that out loud because when others find out they'll be just as nasty as the regular ones.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #76 on: February 05, 2021, 06:02:10 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on February 05, 2021, 02:09:05 am
Don't go around saying that out loud because when others find out they'll be just as nasty as the regular ones.
Oh shit you're right. We gotta spread the fake news to preserve this sanitary treasure
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LordBaal

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #77 on: February 05, 2021, 06:29:17 am »
Too late.
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Quote from: Mech#4 on February 07, 2014, 07:54:45 am
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
Quote from: Levi on November 04, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

King Zultan

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #78 on: February 05, 2021, 06:56:23 am »
Damn it, now all the bathrooms are gonna be covered in shit, no place is safe.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

LordBaal

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #79 on: February 05, 2021, 06:59:24 am »
Just bathrooms?
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Quote from: Mech#4 on February 07, 2014, 07:54:45 am
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
Quote from: Levi on November 04, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #80 on: February 06, 2021, 03:11:33 am »
OH GOD, as soon as they realize they don't have to shit in the bathroom but could do it anywhere we are all doomed to a life where everything is covered in SHIT and people just drop their pants where they stand, shit, and continue on their way.

I don't want to live in world like that, so that means we must do something to prevent it, BUT WHAT?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

scriver

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #81 on: February 06, 2021, 03:19:02 am »
[.gif of the woman shitting in the super market]
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King Zultan

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #82 on: February 06, 2021, 06:03:23 am »
Oh god it's already happening! This must be what the end times is like.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Loud Whispers

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #83 on: February 06, 2021, 06:47:05 am »
Quote from: scriver on February 06, 2021, 03:19:02 am
[.gif of the woman shitting in the super market]
Like one of those walmart shitters compilations? I heard it was to do with the horrendous diet Americans are forced to endure
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LordBaal

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #84 on: February 06, 2021, 07:08:39 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on February 06, 2021, 06:03:23 am
Oh god it's already happening! This must be what the end times is like.
True, why did you think End Times led to Age of Shitmar? You think Games Workshop was desperate for some quick money with an ill concieved idead? They warned us, but on one paid heed!
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Quote from: Mech#4 on February 07, 2014, 07:54:45 am
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
Quote from: Levi on November 04, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #85 on: February 06, 2021, 11:31:17 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 06, 2021, 06:47:05 am
Quote from: scriver on February 06, 2021, 03:19:02 am
[.gif of the woman shitting in the super market]
Like one of those walmart shitters compilations? I heard it was to do with the horrendous diet Americans are forced to endure

I don't know more than that it's a gif of security camera footage of a woman shutting (very time efficiently by the way) in done super market looking store. I'm not going to post it here, I think it might be against forum rules xD
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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #86 on: March 18, 2021, 12:48:06 pm »
Yesterday i stole a water bottle from the teachers lounge at my school.
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Quote from: TamerVirus on November 24, 2020, 11:24:58 am
YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
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ArchimedesWojak is very militant against zoophilia due to his deeply held religious beliefs.

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #87 on: March 18, 2021, 12:52:43 pm »
Hey why dont we start a thread about shitty threads?
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Quote from: fqllve on September 08, 2011, 11:56:27 am
Everyone sucks at everything. Until they don't. Not sucking is a product of time invested.

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Re: Crimes Thread
« Reply #88 on: March 18, 2021, 12:54:41 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on March 18, 2021, 12:52:43 pm
Hey why dont we start a thread about shitty threads?

This was a mistake

I'm Sorry i promise no more shit threads
« Last Edit: March 18, 2021, 12:57:54 pm by ArchimedesWojak »
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Quote from: TamerVirus on November 24, 2020, 11:24:58 am
YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on May 18, 2021, 04:23:35 pm
ArchimedesWojak is very militant against zoophilia due to his deeply held religious beliefs.
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