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[ArchimedesWojak]

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[ArchimedesWojak]

no

where did you put the bodies?

[Cthulhu]

nice try, captain

[nenjin]

This Will Not End Well.

[ArchimedesWojak]

This Will Not End Well.

You Dont Seem Very Optimistic.

[ShinQuickMan]

I Committed Tax Fraud.

[George_Chickens]

I shot a man in Reno.

[TamerVirus]

YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."

First closets?
Now criminality?
What next? The contents of my fridge?

[ArchimedesWojak]

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(my sister confessed that this was not true)

[ArchimedesWojak]

YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."

First closets?
Now criminality?
What next? The contents of my fridge?

*unzips fleshsuit to reveal Mark Zuckerburg*

[George_Chickens]

I shot a man in Reno.

around 5 years ago my older sister was fucking around with an AR-15 and she accidentally shot her friend in the lower body area

her friend was pregnant and they are no longer friends

i was the ar-15

[hector13]

I stole a can of soda from a friend one time.

This may also answer the question vis-a-vis the contents of my fridge.

[King Zultan]

I stole a small sign that said there were cameras around to prevent theft.

[Bumber]

There were cameras around to prevent theft and I stole them.

[Loud Whispers]

Oh around my area there's loadsa general hooliganism. Some tried busting into my mum's house when she was in, because they saw her in the window. A week before that a bunch of hooligans shot fireworks at families in broad daylight, even attacked my kebab man's food van. No motive, nothing stolen, just bored young Londoners trying to hurt people as much as possible. Not sure if it's better than the people getting killed with hammers to steal phones that'd have a resell price of about £20. It's all just a sheer fucking disappointment