Turn 2
In order to get the crowbars I use my wagon summoning powers to summon a station wagon (I should be a bonus as station wagons naturally roam beaches) then once the station wagon arrives I use my zebra strength to pick it up and smash the crates with it.
(Wagon summoning 43%=32-10 Natural Habitat Bonus=22. Success!)
You use you summoning powers to successfully call forth a wandering station wagon.
(Zebra Strength 45%=82. Failure)
Unfortunately, you seem to have summoned a particular hefty specimen, and the strain of lifting it does (9d6=25) 25 hernia damage to you.
Test the drug on myself.
(Mishap roll d13=10. No Mishap this time)
A slippery, wet green leafy blanket seems to envelope you. Your skin becomes warty and green, and it feels kind of numb. And your face is now just a skull. Also, there seems to be something weird happening with your digestive system.
Otherwise, you feel fine.
Place all the books into queue in random order.
You start with A Foolproof Guide to the Mountain of Dusk, and read about (Reading roll=69% NICE) sixty-nine percent of it. You also gain (d4=2) two Niceness tokens.
From the book, you learn that the Mountain of Dusk is a mountain that is in a perpetual state of dusk. The mountain is home to numerous caves and temples, such as the Grimdes Cave, Manilisle Hideout, and Godelow Cavity for the former, and the Pantheon Of Devotion, the Shrine Of Perception, and the The Oracle Basin for the latter. There are a few small villages scattered over The mountain, but the only major city is known as Earthshore.
Many of the caves and caverns of the Mountain of Dusk are home to formations of a highly magical type of crystal called fusnalt. There are also numerous magical springs, healing, harming, and otherwise.
The mountain is home to the kalissesh, a creature with a gazelle head, doglike snout and long canines, five octopus-like eyes, and short antennae. It walks on two birdlike legs and has two useless arms that end in three-toed hooves and has a skunk-like tail and the torso of a camel. Its skin is mostly delicate, but its legs are covered in bristles, and it is completely vividly green. It preys on livestock, blood, animal skin, and other kalissesh.
Other creatures known to inhabit the mountain are the Phantasm Snail, the Necrotic Wombat, and the Nolxiks, a being formed from the souls of people who died feeling despair that reminds one of a sparrow with five faces, and has chalk-white scales covering its body.
And that's what you're able to learn from that book in a single turn.
You still have queued up
Mountains Of The Past,
The Secrets of The Mountain of Dusk,
Mountains of the World,
Why No One Talks About The Mountain of Dusk Anymore,
Basic Geomantic Experimentation, and
18 Facts About the Mountain of Dusk Everyone Thinks are True.