Scary Spooky Base Building Sends Shivers Down My SpinePrad'omaroo, weird name for a world, but hey, everything needs a name, right? Mine's delphonso - I run a...well, it's an interesting business. We specialize in Horror, Halloween, Spooks and Scares. That company's name is Spookyfort. We specialize in scaring dwarves - real scares. It's sort of an immersive horror experience. Basically, under consent from a friend/spouse/ruler/stranger, we abduct a few dwarves and send them off to "found a fortress".
Then we hurl every manner of dwarven fear at them - Bronze Colossi, if you can afford it, but more often irate bears and grumpy boars. We also have a huge staff of actors who dress up as things such as Skeletons, Doctors, Elves, Giant Keas, all the things dwarves love to hate.
Anyway, let's look at our most recent project - the seven should have just arrived now: Welcome to Crystallake!
The seven dwarves were given a few goods to get their camp set up. I also gave them a few odd creatures from the caverns, hoping to put them on edge right from the start.
Haha! Can you believe that stuff? I don't even know what a fungal crow
IS!Here's the happy campers - they're not a bright bunch, and I think I'm going to enjoy terrifying them.
Take a look at this lady, for example.
Now with a fear like that - I just have to fill her bedroom with statues of crawling skulls when she's asleep. Heck, I might even drop one in there one night! Can you imagine the screams she'd give off, oh boy! Now I just gotta figure out what a crawling skull is.
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Hey, Catten here. Excited to be at the camp, but am curious - how did I get here?
Also, I checked the box marked "food" and it was filled with hearts. I have a bit of medical training, and well...some of them were still beating. Are these even edible?
What the hell is a squonk anyway?
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Oh, the tavern - essential for any dwarven location. The dwarves of Crystallake dug it out post haste, but I included instructions on how it should be built. I think they're going to
love it.
They built their first cabin, which I'm proud of them for doing. They're going to need somewhere to stay because let me tell you - this place gets bonkers at nighttime. The rain's pretty constant too - you guys like that? Oh boy, you wouldn't imagine the costs it takes to set THAT up.
Oh wait! You gotta watch this!
See those birds? They're actually staff members in disguises. They're going to make off with any comforts the dwarves currently have. They're on a schedule, perfect for being unpredictable.
Yes! That's one in the books for me!
...God damn I need to hire better staff...
Well, this is an interesting turn. Wish I could say that was one of mine - but it's not. Hell, that guy isn't even an attacker!
This sort of...well it throws a wrench in the works. Can't end up too bad for me, either way. Besides, it's not like anyone is dead or anything.
I gotta call my lawyer.
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The uh... aquifer situation at Crystallake is worse than I thought. Mixed light and heavy aquifers make it real hard to predict what will be manageable and what will, well, kill Sigun.