HALT ALL PROCEEDINGS AND SUGGEST THAT, INSTEAD OF DIVIDING THE LOOT, WE FORM A 501(c)(3) CORPORATION, PERHAPS CALLED THE HOLY EXALTED ORDER OF THE KNIGHTS OF MANANNAN AND OTHERS, TO HOLD OUR WORLDLY GOODS IN COMMON FOR THE COMMON BENEFIT OF THE ORDER. AS WE ARE RECENTLY FREE FROM OUR PREVIOUS LEADERSHIP DUTIES, WE WOULD BE HUMBLY HONOURED TO TAKE ON THE POSITION OF ORDER TREASURER, CHARGED WITH GUARDING AND INVESTING THE KNIGHTLY CASH. THIS VOICE ESTIMATES THAT FORMING A HOLY ORDER WOULD RESULT IN AT LEAST A 30% INCREASE IN KNIGHTLY PIETY AND KNIGHTLY RENOWN, AND WOULD ALLOW OUR KNIGHTLY CASH TO BE EXEMPTED FROM MOST TAXES SHOULD WE EVER FIND OURSELVES IN A POSITION OF PAYING TAXES. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THIS WOULD IN NO WISE PREVENT OUR EXTREMELY PIOUS AND DEBONAIR LEADER FROM EQUIPPING THE ORNATE DAGGER, WHICH IS PROBABLY A HOLY ARTEFACT, AT LEAST AS LONG AS HE REMAINS A MEMBER OF THE ORDER.
ADD THAT HOLY ORDERS ALSO GET COOL MEDALS.
IF THIS PROPOSAL DOES NOT ATTAIN APPROVAL, BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPT THE CROSSBOW AS IT WILL ALLOW YOU TO BETTER SERVE AS THE LEADER'S BODYGUARD. THIS VOICE'S THREE CHOICES IN ORDER ARE CROSSBOW, EXPENSIVE SHIRT, BATCAPE.
WHILE WE'RE TAKING INVENTORY OF OUR RECRUITS, ALSO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE WE HAD THAT DRUNKEN ENCOUNTER WITH FOR FUTURE ROMANCE SIDEQUEST OPTIONS.
OH, ALSO, ONE LAST THING: RECOMMEND EITHER RECRUITING THE LAST SURVIVING PHEASANT BANDIT OR SACRIFICING IT TO THE CHICKEN GODS DEPENDING ON WHETHER THE GENERAL MOOD FEELS ACCEPTING OF OR RACIST TOWARD PHEASANTS RESPECTIVELY.