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[Superdorf]

THAT IS SUFFICIENTLY HILARIOUS
I ALSO, AM CONVINCED

(A) FIND THE LARGEST VILLAGER AND ASSUME THEY ARE THE QUESTGIVER.  FOLLOW WHATEVER QUEST THEY GIVE WITHOUT QUESTION.

You have convinced me and I am changing my vote. +1

+1

[Stirk]

THAT IS SUFFICIENTLY HILARIOUS
I ALSO, AM CONVINCED

(A) FIND THE LARGEST VILLAGER AND ASSUME THEY ARE THE QUESTGIVER.  FOLLOW WHATEVER QUEST THEY GIVE WITHOUT QUESTION.

You have convinced me and I am changing my vote. +1

+1

+1

Truly these are all veteran fighters, as we can tell from their well used tools. I am not sure we can convince any of them to join us nor could we successfully pillage such a group.

[Kilojoule Proton]

(A) FIND THE LARGEST VILLAGER AND ASSUME THEY ARE THE QUESTGIVER.  FOLLOW WHATEVER QUEST THEY GIVE WITHOUT QUESTION.

AS THE VILLAGERS CONTINUE PRETENDING TO WORK OR RUNNING FOR SAFETY, YOU APPROACH A GROUP OF LARGE VILLAGERS AND CLUCK EARNESTLY ABOUT A QUEST IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION. THE LARGEST ONE BRANDISHES A RAKE, STARES DOWN AT YOU MENACINGLY, AND ASKS:

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

HOWEVER WILL YOU COMPLETE THIS QUEST NOW?

[Maximum Spin]

Scratch into the ground in your best imitation of human writing, "AM CHICKEN KNIGHT. WANT ADVENTURE!"

[Stirk]

I see. This quest is deeper than we thought. Who are we, really? What is it that we really want? It isn't just a quest to kill some monster and take its head. It is a quest of self discovery. Perhaps this is the most important quest anyone could go on.

Thank the man and find a good place to meditate. Think really hardly about who we are, who we where, and who we want to be.

[Superdorf]

Scratch into the ground in your best imitation of human writing, "AM CHICKEN KNIGHT. WANT ADVENTURE!"

+1

MAKE LOUD SQUAWKING NOISE AFTER WRITING, FOR EMPHASIS
SWISH AROUND IMAGINARY SWORD

[Maximum Spin]

Thank the man and find a good place to meditate. Think really hardly about who we are, who we where, and who we want to be.

Respectfully, we already know the answers to these questions. AM CHICKEN KNIGHT. WANT ADVENTURE.

[VoidSlayer]

Scratch into the ground in your best imitation of human writing, "AM CHICKEN KNIGHT. WANT ADVENTURE!"

+1

MAKE LOUD SQUAWKING NOISE AFTER WRITING, FOR EMPHASIS
SWISH AROUND IMAGINARY SWORD

Yes this works.  +1 to all of this.

[King Zultan]

Scratch into the ground in your best imitation of human writing, "AM CHICKEN KNIGHT. WANT ADVENTURE!"

+1

MAKE LOUD SQUAWKING NOISE AFTER WRITING, FOR EMPHASIS
SWISH AROUND IMAGINARY SWORD

Yes this works.  +1 to all of this.

+1 QUEST TIME!

[Rockeater]

Scratch into the ground in your best imitation of human writing, "AM CHICKEN KNIGHT. WANT ADVENTURE!"

+1

MAKE LOUD SQUAWKING NOISE AFTER WRITING, FOR EMPHASIS
SWISH AROUND IMAGINARY SWORD

Yes this works.  +1 to all of this.

+1 QUEST TIME!

+1 TO ADVENTURE!

[Kilojoule Proton]

Scratch into the ground in your best imitation of human writing, "AM CHICKEN KNIGHT. WANT ADVENTURE!"

MAKE LOUD SQUAWKING NOISE AFTER WRITING, FOR EMPHASIS
SWISH AROUND IMAGINARY SWORD

REMEMBERING WHAT YOUR LEARNÈD, MEDICALLY INCLINED COUSIN TAUGHT YOU ABOUT HUMAN WRITING, YOU SCRATCH A MESSAGE OUT IN THE DIRT:

"FNI CALCX3MC MGHI' INANT HON3VTUAE;"

THE VILLAGERS SQUINT AT YOUR MASTERPIECE AS YOU SQUAWK TRIUMPHANTLY AND WAVE YOUR IMAGINARY SWORD AROUND. THEY SEEM TO GET A VAGUE IDEA OF YOUR IDENTITY AND INTENTIONS AND WHISPER AMONGST THEMSELVES BEFORE TURNING BACK TO YOU.

"A BUTTER MERCHANT I MEAN AN EVIL DAIRYMANCER HAS MADE HIMSELF AN ENEMY OF THIS VILLAGE FOREVER. FIND HIS CARAVAN AND KEEP IT FROM REACHING EPHOR'S REST. HE SHOULD BE TWO DAY'S TRAVEL AWAY ALONG THAT ROAD. WE WILL REWARD YOU HANDSOMELY FOR THIS BRAVE DEED."

AN ANNOYING FLY ON ONE OF YOUR PAULDRONS BUZZES THAT THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A VERY KNIGHTLY QUEST. A FLY ON THE OTHER PAULDRON BUZZES THAT THIS IS A PERFECTLY NIGHTLY QUEST, AND THE LOOT MAY WELL BE ENOUGH TO HIRE A PROPER STEED TO REPLACE YOUR WOODEN ONE BECAUSE WHAT EVEN IS CHIVALRY WITHOUT HORSES? DO YOU...

(A) EAT THE COMPLAINING FLY?
(B) EAT THE ENCOURAGING FLY?
(C) SOMETHING ELSE?

[Maximum Spin]

C EAT BOTH FLIES TO PROVIDE PROTEIN FOR THE JOURNEY, THEN SEEK OUT THE BUTTERWITCH.

[micelus]

C EAT BOTH FLIES TO PROVIDE PROTEIN FOR THE JOURNEY, THEN SEEK OUT THE BUTTERWITCH, BUT RECRUIT A FEW ORPHANS/CHICKS AS SQUIRES.

[Stirk]

C EAT BOTH FLIES TO PROVIDE PROTEIN FOR THE JOURNEY, THEN SEEK OUT THE BUTTERWITCH, BUT RECRUIT A FEW ORPHANS/CHICKS AS SQUIRES.

+1 to picking up chicks.

[VoidSlayer]

C) TAKE THE PROMISED LOOT FROM THE VILLAGE NOW THEN GO AFTER THE BUTTER BARON!