+1 BURN OR COLLAPSE THIS AWFUL CASTLE
YOU PICK UP AN ORNATE CANDLESTICK AND NARROW YOUR CHICKEN EYES. THE CROWD INVISIBLE EGGS YOU ON AS YOU, NOBLE SIR B-KAWK, PARAGON OF KNIGHTLY VIRTUE, LEVEL YOUR MAKESHIFT LANCE AT THE UNDEFEATED SIR SHAYBURY-BANNER-HANGING-ON-WALL. YOU ACCELERATE TO A NICE CLIP AND IMPALE THE EVIL CHAMPION IN THE NAME OF THE CHICKEN GODS! THEY PUT UP A FEROCIOUS RESISTANCE, AND A PAINTING AND SHIELD ARE SET AFLAME DURING YOUR FIRST TWO CHARGES. ON THE THIRD, YOU HIT YOUR OPPONENT WITH DEVASTATING EFFECT TO THE DETRIMENT OF YOUR CANDLE, AND SIR SHAYBURY-BANNER-BURNING-ON-WALL CRACKLES AS THE FIERY LEGIONS OF HECK COME TO CLAIM ASHEN SOUL. (3 GHOSTS EXPELLED) ITS WORK DONE, THE CANDLE AT THE END OF YOUR CANDLESTICK LANCE BREAKS AND FALLS OFF, AND THE DEMONS CLAIM THE INNOCENT JOUSTING TRACK SET ON THE FLOOR. (1 GHOST EXPELLED)
+1 EXORCISE EVERYTHING IN THE CASTLE WITH YOUR SWORD
MAYBE THE CANDLESTICK WASN'T WEAPONLY ENOUGH. NOW BEGINS THE SECOND PHASE OF YOUR STRUGGLE AGAINST THE GHASTLY SQUATTERS OF CASTLE SHAYBURY. YOU DRAW YOUR SWORD AND SLASH SLASH SLASH AS YOU EXORCISE THE HAUNTED OBJECTS IN THE CASTLE WITH FANCIFUL AND HOLY BLADEWORK! A STRIKE HERE, AND A STAB THERE, AND A FLURRY OF BLOWS HERE, AND YOU SHRED TWO PORTRAITS OF DEAD DUKES NO ONE CARES ABOUT AND A BORING OLD RUG THAT MUST HAVE BEEN POSSESSED (FOR WHY ELSE WOULD ANYONE WILLINGLY SPREAD SUCH AN UGLY THING?). (3 GHOSTS EXPELLED) YOU ALSO MANAGE TO SAVAGE A TABLE AND SOME CHAIRS THAT LOOKED LIKE PRIME POLTERGEIST HOVELS. THE CASTLE IS NOW SLIGHTLY LESS HAUNTED. (3 GHOSTS EXPELLED)
+2 HAUNT THE CATACOMBS AND SCARE THE THIEVES/GHOSTS TO DEATH WITH VIOLENCE
YOU FLUTTER DOWN INTO THE CATACOMBS TO SCARE THE NEXT BATCH OF THIEVES TO DEATH WITH VIOLENCE AND/OR THREATS OF VIOLENCE. SURE ENOUGH, YOU SOON HEAR DOUG GIVING HIS STUPID SPIEL ON THE CATACOMBS. YOU LEAP BACK OUT OF THE HOLE LEADING INTO THE CATACOMBS AND DEMAND THAT ALL THIEVES, GHOSTLY OR OTHERWISE, REVEAL THEMSELVES AT ONCE OR TASTE COLD STEEL. THIS DREADFOWL RACKET SENDS EVERYONE INTO A PANIC, AND SEVERAL PEOPLE BUMP INTO YOUR SWORD ON THE WAY OUT AS DOUG WARNS EVERYONE OF BANDIT GHOSTS THREATENING TO ASSAULT INNOCENT TOURISTS AND CALLS FOR GUARDS. YOU DON'T HEAR ANYONE ELSE NEARBY AT THE MOMENT. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO NEXT?
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