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Author Topic: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]  (Read 26391 times)

Kilojoule Proton

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CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« on: August 08, 2020, 09:32:59 pm »

YOU ARE A CHICKEN KNIGHT WHO HAS JUST COMPLETED YOUR TRAINING. ADVENTURE AWAITS! TWO ROADS LIE BEFORE YOU JUST OUTSIDE YOUR HOMETOWN HERE IN THE MERRY LANDS OF YOUR SIMIAN LIEGE-LORD:

(A) TAKE THE ROAD TOWARD EPHOR'S REST, A BUSTLING AND ANCIENT CITY OF DUNGEONS AND DRUNKARDS.
(B) FOLLOW THE WEEDY WAY TO THE GRIM WOODS, DARK DEMESNE OF THE KING OF CORVIDS.
(C) GO BACK TO TOWN AND DO SOMETHING.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2020, 05:04:23 am by Kilojoule Proton »
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2020, 09:45:13 pm »

B)
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2020, 09:45:28 pm »

BEFORE WE ENGAGE HIS ROYAL EVILNESS KING CORVID THE NINETEENTH (CORVID-19 FOR SHORT), WE MUST OBTAIN SUITABLE WEAPONRY FOR OUR GLORIOUS ADVENTURE.

C. GO BACK TO TOWN AND OBTAIN ONE OR MORE SWORDS. DO SO BY CLUCKING ANGRILY AT LOCAL BLACKSMITHS UNTIL ONE OF THEM GETS THE RIGHT IDEA.
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2020, 09:59:34 pm »

A) LETS PLAY SOME D&D
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2020, 12:54:13 am »

B)
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2020, 01:08:58 am »

YOU AREN'T SEEING THE BIGGER PICTURE! WE NEED A SOBRIETY IMPAIRED COMPANION BEFORE WE GO ON ANY REAL QUESTS!
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2020, 07:28:10 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2020, 10:28:23 am »

A
I BELIEVE THAT IT IS TIME WE OBTAINED A SUITABLE COMPANION, AND/OR ADDITIONAL WEAPONRY.
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2020, 02:39:29 pm »

A I agree with Stirk
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2020, 03:38:32 pm »

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B: micelus, King Zultan, Rockeater
C: Superdorf

THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ARE PARTICULARLY DISCORDANT TODAY. YOU CLUCK IN ANNOYANCE AT THE VOICES NOT REACHING A CONSENSUS, CONFUSING A POOR PASSERBY WHO AVOIDS EYE CONTACT AND HURRIEDLY RUNS FOR TOWN. ULTIMATELY, YOU DECIDE TO WANDER INTO THE LACK OF ROAD BETWEEN THE TWO MAIN ROADS, SATISFYING NEITHER OF THE VOICES' CAMPS. AFTER A FEW HOURS OF WALKING WHO KNOWS WHERE, YOU COME ACROSS A SMALL AGRARIAN VILLAGE. THE VILLAGERS APPEAR SOMEWHAT UNNERVED THAT A CHICKEN KNIGHT HAS DECIDED TO GRACE THEIR VILLAGE TODAY, AND QUITE A FEW MAKE A VAIN ATTEMPT AT PRETENDING TO WORK WITH THEIR RUSTY TOOLS WHILE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU OR GATHERING THEIR BELONGINGS AND HIDING IN THE NEAREST HOVEL. WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?

(A) LOCATE THE LOCAL QUESTGIVER. (BUT HOW?)
(B) RECRUIT SOME LOCALS FOR YOUR PARTY.
(C) PILLAGE THE VILLAGE!
(D) SOMETHING ELSE?
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2020, 03:40:12 pm »

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OBTAIN ONE OR MORE SWORDS. DO SO BY CLUCKING ANGRILY AT LOCAL BLACKSMITHS UNTIL ONE OF THEM GETS THE RIGHT IDEA.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2020, 08:06:27 pm by Superdorf »
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2020, 03:53:07 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2020, 04:14:33 pm »

Bb
nvm
« Last Edit: August 09, 2020, 08:01:46 pm by Maximum Spin »
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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2020, 06:52:43 pm »

(A) FIND THE LARGEST VILLAGER AND ASSUME THEY ARE THE QUESTGIVER.  FOLLOW WHATEVER QUEST THEY GIVE WITHOUT QUESTION.

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Re: CHICKEN KNIGHT [SG]
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2020, 08:02:05 pm »

(A) FIND THE LARGEST VILLAGER AND ASSUME THEY ARE THE QUESTGIVER.  FOLLOW WHATEVER QUEST THEY GIVE WITHOUT QUESTION.
You have convinced me and I am changing my vote. +1
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