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[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Keep after this guy and keep trying to stab him.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 0

ITEMS:
Spear
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00 BROKEN
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94

[Radio Controlled]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Help up this strange weirdo and give them a pat on the back, maybe paint one of the skateboards red so it goes faster. Deploy CLAW HAMMER should they insist on hostilities.

Otherwise, more TOOOOOOYYYYYYS!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)
pack of playing cards (5)

[Xantalos]

”It is time! I sacrifice your blood before it is even spilled! Carbonization! Smell the fat rendering! Human bacon! FINGER CRUNCHING GOOD!”

Spoiler: Family Friendly Entertainment (click to show/hide)

I have at least three perfectly good targets in close proximity to me, and the ability to punch and chop them with fire. This is an equation that solves itself!

Unless they try to be cowardly and run away, of course. You get the cannon if you do that.

[NJW2000]

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

Stun Burt by hitting him with my sack full of heavy iron bearing balls. Remove my spear from his grasp. If successful, go into Shoes and get myself something with wheels.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Original items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68

Current Items
As above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder in housewares, rope is now rope bits, one knife is now in Ty Dia.



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

[piecewise]

Gonna let the audience decide yoyo's action in a few hours.

[m1895]

Spoiler: Action in case Yoyo is AFK (click to show/hide)

thank the nice man for helping me and grab as many toys as possible before rolling away

[piecewise]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Well that’s happening. Snatch up my bow and sneak away. Maintain a low profile and make my way across the store towards toys. Keep my eyes and ears open as I go.

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
6 Arrows (6 in Bubba) - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
Knives (4)
TOTAL = $98.89

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[1v9]
Redundo retrieves his bow jogs off towards the toy section.  There he finds Ty with his arms full of Star Wars merchandise. He also finds Yoyo, with a shelf full of toys toppled over on top of him.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35
$15 white glue
$20 rubber cement
$15 whiteout fluid
$10 Sillyputty

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Dodge away from Redundo and Fire Sale, throw some rubber concrete at Fire Sale as I run away from the fighting

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[1,10,1]
Temere sprints away, hurling a jar of rubber cement at Fire sale as she goes. It hits him in the head but bounces off his mask.  She sprints north and into the "Girls' Wear" section, diving down beneath a display shelf of junior sized jeans.

”It is time! I sacrifice your blood before it is even spilled! Carbonization! Smell the fat rendering! Human bacon! FINGER CRUNCHING GOOD!”

Spoiler: Family Friendly Entertainment (click to show/hide)

I have at least three perfectly good targets in close proximity to me, and the ability to punch and chop them with fire. This is an equation that solves itself!

Unless they try to be cowardly and run away, of course. You get the cannon if you do that.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[1v10v1]
[1v9]
Fire Sale turns to attack Temere only to get bopped in the face with a jar of rubber cement and catch sight of her running off somewhere to the north. He swears and then turns to fire his cannon at Redundo...only to find Redundo is gone as well.

He looks from where Temere was to where Redundo was and then buries his axe into the top of a checkout conveyor belt in frustration.

Spoiler: Action in case Yoyo is AFK (click to show/hide)

thank the nice man for helping me and grab as many toys as possible before rolling away

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty helps Yoyo to his feet and  paints his bellyboard a bright red that is sure to make it go at least twice as fast. I believe its what is known as the Char boost.
[6,4]
Ty grabs a total of 183 dollars worth of merch, doubled to 366.  Yoyo gets an unknown total when he leaps onto a shelf and drags it down on top of himself. [4] He survives and is unharmed but is rather trapped beneath a mountain of wookie action figures and cheap sheet metal.

Suddenly Redundo jogs into the aisle and skids to a stop.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Help up this strange weirdo and give them a pat on the back, maybe paint one of the skateboards red so it goes faster. Deploy CLAW HAMMER should they insist on hostilities.

Otherwise, more TOOOOOOYYYYYYS!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)
pack of playing cards (5)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty helps Yoyo to his feet and  paints his bellyboard a bright red that is sure to make it go at least twice as fast. I believe its what is known as the Char boost.
[6,4]
Ty grabs a total of 183 dollars worth of merch, doubled to 366.  Yoyo gets an unknown total when he leaps onto a shelf and drags it down on top of himself. [4] He survives and is unharmed but is rather trapped beneath a mountain of wookie action figures and cheap sheet metal.

Suddenly Redundo jogs into the aisle and skids to a stop.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

Stun Burt by hitting him with my sack full of heavy iron bearing balls. Remove my spear from his grasp. If successful, go into Shoes and get myself something with wheels.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Original items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68

Current Items
As above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder in housewares, rope is now rope bits, one knife is now in Ty Dia.



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[6v5][7v10][7v7]
Bugs attempts a ball bearing slap but his awkward improvised weapon is slapped away by the spear. Burt stabs  and slashes and Bugs can't do much more than fall back, dodging and scooting backwards until they're both in the main aisle. He's been dodging nearly everything and has only small cuts, but he knows he can't do this forever.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Keep after this guy and keep trying to stab him.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 0

ITEMS:
Spear
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00 BROKEN
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[6v5][7v10][7v7]
Bugs attempts a ball bearing slap but his awkward improvised weapon is slapped away by the spear. Burt stabs  and slashes and Bugs can't do much more than fall back, dodging and scooting backwards until they're both in the main aisle. He's been dodging nearly everything and has only small cuts, but he knows he can't do this forever.

See what I mean? Luck. Doesn't matter how tough you are, sometimes things are gonna go back. The mark of a true competitor is being able to roll with the punches and come out on top anyways.

Technically he's not even competing.

We're always competing. Sometimes you just don't know what the prize is. 

[The Lupanian]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Find a hiding spot and shoot Ty from it.

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
6 Arrows (6 in Bubba) - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
Knives (4)
TOTAL = $98.89

[Xantalos]

Fire Sale remains quiet for a few seconds, contemplating. Then he jerks his neck from side to side, generating several grisly cracks as his vertebrae shift and crunch. Finally, he speaks.

"I am displeased."

Spoiler: Time for things to get HOT (click to show/hide)

These fools would rather run and play with "toys" rather than 'burn to death' or 'be messily eviscerated'? Fine! Head over to Toys and begin to immolate the entire section, piling up shelves and/or mountains of toys at the ends of isles that happen to have people in them in order to trap them in the blaze.

Oh, and if I run into anyone on the way, apply more conventional murder to the face. Only polite, after all.

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Use my broken nail gun that's still connected to the compressor as whip and hit that guy with it, then maybe if there is time stab him with the spear some more.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 0

ITEMS:
Spear
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00 BROKEN
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94

[Radio Controlled]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Help clumsy out from under his predicament. Give the new guy a sweet Han Solo Action Figure (still mint in the box!)

Then, of we go in search for more cool merch and/or a decent snack!   

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)
pack of playing cards (5)
Star Wars TOOOOOOYS (366)

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35
$15 white glue
$15 whiteout fluid
$10 Sillyputty

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Use the jeans I’m near to plug my shoulder wound

[NJW2000]

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

Knife Burt and pull the sack down over his head, I guess.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Original items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68

Current Items
As above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder in housewares, rope is now rope bits, one knife is now in Ty Dia.



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

[m1895]

Spoiler: in case YoYo is absent this turn too (click to show/hide)

wear the rack like a turtle's shell, then roll out of the toys section with any loot he can grab

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35
$15 white glue
$15 whiteout fluid
$10 Sillyputty

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Use the jeans I’m near to plug my shoulder wound

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Temere applies some first aid with designer jeans. Ironically, despite the rather horrible nature of the wound, its not actually bleeding. It seems to have been cauterized. Which...is terrible long term because it basically means she'll just have a massive hunk of scar tissue or a permanent wound...but good in the short term.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

Knife Burt and pull the sack down over his head, I guess.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Original items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68

Current Items
As above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder in housewares, rope is now rope bits, one knife is now in Ty Dia.



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[8v4][4v4][4v5]
Bugs leaps at Burt with a mad downward stab, trying to put his entire bodyweight into the blow. Burt drops the spear and catches Bug's wrist.  He swings his nail gun at Bug's head but bugs ducks the blow.  Moments later a baboon leads from a nearby shelf onto Bug's head.  Bugs uses his free hand to grab the primate by the throat and hurl it into a nearby display case.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Use my broken nail gun that's still connected to the compressor as whip and hit that guy with it, then maybe if there is time stab him with the spear some more.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 0

ITEMS:
Spear
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00 BROKEN
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[8v4][4v4][4v5]
Bugs leaps at Burt with a mad downward stab, trying to put his entire bodyweight into the blow. Burt drops the spear and catches Bug's wrist.  He swings his nail gun at Bug's head but bugs ducks the blow.  Moments later a baboon leads from a nearby shelf onto Bug's head.  Bugs uses his free hand to grab the primate by the throat and hurl it into a nearby display case.

Spoiler: in case YoYo is absent this turn too (click to show/hide)

wear the rack like a turtle's shell, then roll out of the toys section with any loot he can grab

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Help clumsy out from under his predicament. Give the new guy a sweet Han Solo Action Figure (still mint in the box!)

Then, of we go in search for more cool merch and/or a decent snack!   

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)
pack of playing cards (5)
Star Wars TOOOOOOYS (366)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[2v6][2v9][8v1]
Redundo ducks back out of the aisle and then leans around the corner and takes a shot at Ty. Ty, for his part,  waves and holds up a starwars figure in greeting. The starwars figure gets rather rudely shot out of his hand  when the arrow misses him entirely and impales several boxed figures behind him.

"That's very rude!" Ty shouts, hurling a plastic Millenium falcon in Redundo's general direction before taking off. He runs to the end of the aisle, turns south and heads towards the seasonal area. Halloween stuff is already out so he grabs 45 dollars worth of big bags of fun sized candy bars.

Fire Sale remains quiet for a few seconds, contemplating. Then he jerks his neck from side to side, generating several grisly cracks as his vertebrae shift and crunch. Finally, he speaks.

"I am displeased."

Spoiler: Time for things to get HOT (click to show/hide)

These fools would rather run and play with "toys" rather than 'burn to death' or 'be messily eviscerated'? Fine! Head over to Toys and begin to immolate the entire section, piling up shelves and/or mountains of toys at the ends of isles that happen to have people in them in order to trap them in the blaze.

Oh, and if I run into anyone on the way, apply more conventional murder to the face. Only polite, after all.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Find a hiding spot and shoot Ty from it.

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
6 Arrows (6 in Bubba) - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
Knives (4)
TOTAL = $98.89

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[2v6][2v9][8v1]
Redundo ducks back out of the aisle and then leans around the corner and takes a shot at Ty. Ty, for his part,  waves and holds up a starwars figure in greeting. The starwars figure gets rather rudely shot out of his hand  when the arrow misses him entirely and impales several boxed figures behind him.

"That's very rude!" Ty shouts, hurling a plastic Millennium falcon in Redundo's general direction before taking off. He runs to the end of the aisle, turns south and vanishes.

[7v5][5+3v4][Redundo -2 BMI]

Redundo is about to give chase when he suddenly goes tumbling forward onto the ground. In a daze he looks back to see Fire Sale standing over him and an ax buried between his shoulder blades.

"Do you hear that, Mr. Redundo?" Fire Sale says, placing a boot on Redundo's spine and ripping the ax free. "That is the sound of inevitability."

Yoyo's head explodes like a ripe watermelon.  The Host racks the slide on his rifle and sits back down.


We're not going to have some brain dead paper weight winning this on a technicality.

Not again. Remember season 2's champion

Yes. Not again.

They never should have underestimated that coma patient.  He was crafty.

I suppose.  Those two with the baboon seem evenly matched, don't they?

Yes, annoyingly so even. They might waste the rest of this episode trying and failing to kill each other while someone else steals the victory.

Like last episode?

Last time wasn't a waste though! That was glorious combat.

And choke slamming a primate into a rack of laptops isn't?

...You make a compelling argument.