Keep waiting for the compressor to fill, and continue to be willing to shoot anyone that gets close to me in the face with the nail gun.
80% now....staggering. Much entertainment. Great ratings. Wow. [5] Wait...can nailguns even be fired from a distance? Don't they have interlocks to prevent that?
Maintain distance and keep putting arrows in Bubba until he goes down.
Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo:
https://imgur.com/HftZcFDStats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3
Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
10 Arrows (2 in Bubba) - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
TOTAL = $98.89
[spoiler][1v5][2v9][1v6][4v3+3][Bubba -1BMI]
Bubba suddenly breaks from his pursuit and ducks into the women's wear, trying to break line of sight by weaving through the display shelves. Redundo stops running and instead gives chase, his trained eyes easily keeping track of Bubba's noisy retreat. Its difficult to line up a shot through the racks of clothing, Bubba definitely has the advantage there, but Redundo manages and looses another arrow, this one striking Redundo square in the back. He staggers, badly injured, but manages to duck into the fitting rooms, out of sight for now. Redundo remains outside, in ladies wear.
Redundo suddenly cocks his head, catching a faint sound, and spins around to face Meat, who is sneaking up behind him with a knife. Undeterred, Meat lunges and attempts to drive the knife straight into Redundo's face. Redundo catches Meat's wrist and with, a twisting motion, judo flips him flat on his back.
If Bubba can break line of sight with Redundo: Bubba Joe knows when he's whipped, so he's gonna move back so Redundo can't shoot him and A tend to his wounds using what he learned from his time as a driver in a tractor horde: first just break off the shafts, no intellectamal requirements their, but it keeps them from being used to grapple him. Next he chugs a bottle of liquid courage to numb the pain, maybe even applies a bandage infused with the HEALING POWER of Manuka honey, heading towards shoes if possible. or B if Redundo decides to close the distance: rush him down with the chainsaw and lance his guts with it. Then use it to pick him up off the ground, keeping it angled up so he can't slide off.
[1v5][2v9][1v6][4v3+3][Bubba -1BMI]
Bubba suddenly breaks from his pursuit and ducks into the women's wear, trying to break line of sight by weaving through the display shelves. Redundo stops running and instead gives chase, his trained eyes easily keeping track of Bubba's noisy retreat. Its difficult to line up a shot through the racks of clothing, Bubba definitely has the advantage there, but Redundo manages and looses another arrow, this one striking Redundo square in the back. He staggers, badly injured, but manages to duck into the fitting rooms, out of sight for now. Redundo remains outside, in ladies wear.
Look for and take various chemicals, as many as I can, ideally without garnering attention of the fighters or anyone else who ends up here
Temere gathers
$15 white glue
$20 rubber cement
$15 whiteout fluid
$10 Sillyputty
$3.99 box of glitter
Name: Mr. E. Meat
Photo:
https://i.gyazo.com/d09e426b705267fd34d2b1ab6bc1e10a.pngStats:
2 Strengtho
3 Speedize
3 ThrustAdjust
2 Hardsy
3 Intellectable
2 Viewbetter
Purchases:
-1 oversized hoodie ($100)
Loot:
-4 knives ($3? (if you're reading this GM, edit the value to something that would make sense for a knife) per knife)
Hunt down the nearest son of a bitch and murder him. Or her; I'm an equal opportunities murderer.
[5][7v8][1v8]
Meat walks out of the restaurant and looks around, searching for a target. He spies Redundo over ladies' wear and decides he looks like as good a target as any. Meat sneaks towards Redundo, knife in hand, ready to stealthily plunge the blade into his kidneys before Redundo can even realize what's happening. But just before Meat reaches him, Redundo suddenly cocks his head and spins around to face his would be assassin. Undeterred, Meat lunges and attempts to drive the knife straight into Redundo's face. Redundo catches Meat's wrist and with, a twisting motion, judo flips him flat on his back.
Bugs stands up, pulls a short knife out of each fluffy ear, and goes to town on Ty Dia.
Name: Bugs Viscious
Photo: PhotoStats:Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4
Original itemsKryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44
Total:
$97.68Current ItemsAs above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder in housewares, rope is now rope bits.
The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.
[1v2][6v7][7v2][3+2v3][ty -1 BMI]
Ty, roused from his pleasant stupor, takes drunken swing at Bug's face with the claw end of a claw hammer. Bugs just barely avoids the strike, but immediately counters with a swift stabbing lunge. He sinks a kitchen knife into Ty's ample gut and then darts back a few feet, hopping about like a jackrabbit on a hotplate.
"Roses are red,
This paint here is blue.
You just killed my buzz,
So yeah, fuck you too."
Destroy the interloper with the power of PAINT and COLOR and maybe CLAW HAMMER.
Ty Dia the Magnificent
STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1
Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)
[1v2][6v7][7v2][3+2v3][ty -1 BMI]
Ty, roused from his pleasant stupor, takes drunken swing at Bug's face with the claw end of a claw hammer. Bugs just barely avoids the strike, but immediately counters with a swift stabbing lunge. He sinks a kitchen knife into Ty's ample gut and then darts back a few feet, hopping about like a jackrabbit on a hotplate.
Use Flex Tape to fix ribs, then use the reminder to wrap self and create an invincible armor. Phill Swift give him strength he will become a super cyborg.
[8] Yoyo not only tapes up his chest, but he does one better. He tapes a skateboard to his chest and his back and rolls about like some sort of radical crab.
The camera cuts to Hardware, where someone has set up a giant cardboard sign of the word "HIGH PRICES!" The Camera focuses on it for a few moments before a streak of flame cuts through it once and then twice, carving a burning X through its center. With a burst of flame the sign explodes outward, revealing a flaming metal fist looming out of the smoke behind it. A man marches out of the smoke and over the burning remains of the sign. He's wearing a dark red fireman's outfit with flame designs on the arms and legs and chrome full head helmet with embossed "EVERYTHING MUST GO!" along the front. His face is covered in Hannya gas mask, bright red demonic features and horns fused with bulbous filters. A huge fuel tank is strapped to his back, with multiple hoses trailing out behind it and a cannon mounted to the right side.
Our viewers may remember this flammable fighter. He rose to burning heights in his first episode, fighting our All Star to a standstill while on fire! He lost the episode, but he won your hearts. That's right! In accordance with our champion's wish, Billy has returned, more deadly than ever! Put your hands together for the Cataclysmic Champion! The Burning Brawler! The living conflagration! FIRE SALE! Fire Sale connects an ax to one of the trailing hoses and raises it above his head. 8 blowtorch spikes of fire erupt from the blade with a screaming roar. Steam hisses from behind the mask as he speaks
High prices or human skulls. It doesn't matter, I'll burn em all!You heard him loyal viewers! You know what to do!Audience Action Omnibus80% now....staggering. Much entertainment. Great ratings. Wow. [5] Wait...can nailguns even be fired from a distance? Don't they have interlocks to prevent that?
[1v5][2v9][1v6][4v3+3][Bubba -1BMI]
Bubba suddenly breaks from his pursuit and ducks into the women's wear, trying to break line of sight by weaving through the display shelves. Redundo stops running and instead gives chase, his trained eyes easily keeping track of Bubba's noisy retreat. Its difficult to line up a shot through the racks of clothing, Bubba definitely has the advantage there, but Redundo manages and looses another arrow, this one striking Redundo square in the back. He staggers, badly injured, but manages to duck into the fitting rooms, out of sight for now. Redundo remains outside, in ladies wear.
Redundo suddenly cocks his head, catching a faint sound, and spins around to face Meat, who is sneaking up behind him with a knife. Undeterred, Meat lunges and attempts to drive the knife straight into Redundo's face. Redundo catches Meat's wrist and with, a twisting motion, judo flips him flat on his back.
Temere gathers
$15 white glue
$20 rubber cement
$15 whiteout fluid
$10 Sillyputty
$3.99 box of glitter
[5][7v8][1v8]
Meat walks out of the restaurant and looks around, searching for a target. He spies Redundo over ladies' wear and decides he looks like as good a target as any. Meat sneaks towards Redundo, knife in hand, ready to stealthily plunge the blade into his kidneys before Redundo can even realize what's happening. But just before Meat reaches him, Redundo suddenly cocks his head and spins around to face his would be assassin. Undeterred, Meat lunges and attempts to drive the knife straight into Redundo's face. Redundo catches Meat's wrist and with, a twisting motion, judo flips him flat on his back.
[1v2][6v7][7v2][3+2v3][ty -1 BMI]
Ty, roused from his pleasant stupor, takes drunken swing at Bug's face with the claw end of a claw hammer. Bugs just barely avoids the strike, but immediately counters with a swift stabbing lunge. He sinks a kitchen knife into Ty's ample gut and then darts back a few feet, hopping about like a jackrabbit on a hotplate.
[8] Yoyo not only tapes up his chest, but he does one better. He tapes a skateboard to his chest and his back and rolls about like some sort of radical crab.
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