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[m1895]

Spoiler: Potential Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4-1
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that
Loot:
Denim Jacket

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Bubba Joe Slashes at Rendundo with his chainsaw again, running him down if he tries to get away

[Radio Controlled]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

See if I can find some chemicals here that would be good for making explosives or maybe molotovs out of, try to make some if yes. Grab some paint either way.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now it's time to get real, Yony goes to the kitchenware section in search of more equipment to complete his transformation into the first super cyborg.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2

Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)
Two Trycicles on his feet ($???)


Total Price: $55.09

[NJW2000]

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

 Bugs cocks his head to one side and puts down his binoculars, having spotted a worthy enemy.

Use a burst of liquid propellant to skateboard at dangerous speeds over to Ty Dia in the paint section, impaling them with my spear without slowing down for a second.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Original items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68

Current Items
As above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder, rope is now rope bits.



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

[The Lupanian]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Get some distance, then put another arrow in that tub-o-lard. If I can't get away, then it's Machete time!

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
12 Arrows - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
TOTAL = $98.89

[piecewise]

Waiting on one contestant.

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Turn on the compressor and wait for it to fill with air, also shoot anyone that gets near me while I'm waiting.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 1

ITEMS:
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94
TOTAL: $95.79

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBettwr: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Make my way to Paper Goods and Chemicals, hopefully without running across other brawlers, if I do come across one, cut them with my cleaver

Well shit

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Temere scampers over to paper goods and chemicals, peeking into the Aisle before she enters. She can hear and see glimpses of two guys fighting just beyond the aisle, over near the Infants and Toddlers section. [1] Looks like... Zeus and Vishnu. Crazy kids.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Mr. E. Meat

Photo: https://i.gyazo.com/d09e426b705267fd34d2b1ab6bc1e10a.png

Stats:
2 Strengtho
3 Speedize
3 ThrustAdjust
2 Hardsy
3 Intellectable
2 Viewbetter

Purchases:
-1 oversized hoodie ($100)
Loot:
Nothing

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Use one of the knives to saw the other off the chain, before sawing off the first knife's chain. Repeat until all knives are in my possession.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[4] It takes several minutes but Meat manages to gather 4 cooking knives. Well ok, he gathers 7, but 2 of them are so blunted and damaged by cutting chain as to be useless and the other one snapped. So 4 and a half.

Spoiler: Potential Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4-1
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that
Loot:
Denim Jacket

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Bubba Joe Slashes at Rendundo with his chainsaw again, running him down if he tries to get away

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[3v6][11v2][8+3v3][Bubba -1 BMI][4v6]
Bubba moves to slash but to his intense annoyance Redundo simply takes off, sprinting away and firing an arrow into Bubba's thigh as he runs. Bubba swears and gives chase, trying to catch up with him. Unfortunately either his poor cardio or the several inches of fiberglass and metal in his leg prevent him from doing so.  They both stick to the main aisle, with Redundo making it all the way down to produce while Bubba only to the start of Ladies' wear.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Get some distance, then put another arrow in that tub-o-lard. If I can't get away, then it's Machete time!

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
12 Arrows - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
TOTAL = $98.89

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[3v6][11v2][8+3v3][Bubba -1 BMI][4v6]
Bubba moves to slash but to his intense annoyance Redundo simply takes off, sprinting away and firing an arrow into Bubba's thigh as he runs. Bubba swears and gives chase, trying to catch up with him. Unfortunately either his poor cardio or the several inches of fiberglass and metal in his leg prevent him from doing so.  They both stick to the main aisle, with Redundo making it all the way down to produce while Bubba only to the start of Ladies' wear.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now it's time to get real, Yony goes to the kitchenware section in search of more equipment to complete his transformation into the first super cyborg.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 3

Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)
Two Trycicles on his feet ($???)


Total Price: $55.09

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[4,3][2][1][2][yoyo -1 BMI]

Yoyo stands up, balancing shakily on his tricycle feet, and pushes forward like a roller skater. He gets an entire 5 feet, rolls out of the sporting goods aisle and then proceeds to faceplant right smack dab in the main aisle.  He groans and starts to sit up with something flying at amazing speed slams into his ribs like rocket powered fist. He doesn't get a good look at what it was, but he sees [5] Bugs go flying into the paint aisle and something spraying white fumes go flying off into housewares.

Yoyo spends the next minute or so desperately crawling back into sporting goods and trying to recover from getting the wind knocked out of him. He lays on the tile and gasps like a fish.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

See if I can find some chemicals here that would be good for making explosives or maybe molotovs out of, try to make some if yes. Grab some paint either way.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty stands up woozily and hears a  rapidly approaching noise. He turns to look at where its coming from and sees Bugs hurtling through the air, head first, at him. Ty squints, attempting to force his chemical addled brain to comprehend what's going on. It comes to a startling conclusion, which Ty voices aloud. "Thats weird." He says, as Bugs Cannon balls into his chest.  [7] Both men go rolling back and end up on the ground, dazed but otherwise uninjured.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

 Bugs cocks his head to one side and puts down his binoculars, having spotted a worthy enemy.

Use a burst of liquid propellant to skateboard at dangerous speeds over to Ty Dia in the paint section, impaling them with my spear without slowing down for a second.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Original items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68

Current Items
As above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder, rope is now rope bits.



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[4,3][2][1][8]

Bugs gets on his skateboard, activates the fire extinguisher, and goes screaming down the aisle. He realizes within about half a second that he has basically no control over the rocket board. And then Yoyo, with tricycles taped to his feet, staggers out of the sporting good section and flops down directly in Bugs' way. Bugs, to his credit, does attempt to avoid Yoyo. He doesn't succeed of course, but he tries. The board hits  Yoyo square in the ribs and deflects off into housewares; but Bugs keeps moving towards the Paint Aisle at high speed. Through the air.

Ty stands up shakily and turns to look at Bugs. He seems rather in disbelief. "Thats weird." He says, as Bugs Cannon balls into his chest.  [7] Both men go rolling back and end up on the ground, dazed but otherwise uninjured.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Turn on the compressor and wait for it to fill with air, also shoot anyone that gets near me while I'm waiting.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 1

ITEMS:
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94
TOTAL: $95.79

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Burt turns on the compressor. It is worryingly loud, but it does begin filling the tank. It looks like its...10% done. Nervous noises.

AUDIENCE ACTION OMNIBUS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Temere scampers over to paper goods and chemicals, peeking into the Aisle before she enters. She can hear and see glimpses of two guys fighting just beyond the aisle, over near the Infants and Toddlers section. [1] Looks like... Zeus and Vishnu. Crazy kids.


[4] It takes several minutes but Meat manages to gather 4 cooking knives. Well ok, he gathers 7, but 2 of them are so blunted and damaged by cutting chain as to be useless and the other one snapped. So 4 and a half.



[3v6][11v2][8+3v3][Bubba -1 BMI][4v6]
Bubba moves to slash but to his intense annoyance Redundo simply takes off, sprinting away and firing an arrow into Bubba's thigh as he runs. Bubba swears and gives chase, trying to catch up with him. Unfortunately either his poor cardio or the several inches of fiberglass and metal in his leg prevent him from doing so.  They both stick to the main aisle, with Redundo making it all the way down to produce while Bubba only to the start of Ladies' wear.


[4,3][2][1][2][yoyo -1 BMI]

Yoyo stands up, balancing shakily on his tricycle feet, and pushes forward like a roller skater. He gets an entire 5 feet, rolls out of the sporting goods aisle and then proceeds to faceplant right smack dab in the main aisle.  He groans and starts to sit up when something flying at amazing speed slams into his ribs like rocket powered fist. He doesn't get a good look at what it was, but he sees [5] Bugs go flying into the paint aisle and something spraying white fumes go flying off into housewares.

Yoyo spends the next minute or so desperately crawling back into sporting goods and trying to recover from getting the wind knocked out of him. He lays on the tile and gasps like a fish.




Ty stands up woozily and hears a  rapidly approaching noise. He turns to look at where its coming from and sees Bugs hurtling through the air, head first, at him. Ty squints, attempting to force his chemical addled brain to comprehend what's going on. It comes to a startling conclusion, which Ty voices aloud. "Thats weird." He says, as Bugs Cannon balls into his chest.  [7] Both men go rolling back and end up on the ground, dazed but otherwise uninjured.



[4,3][2][1][8]

Bugs gets on his skateboard, activates the fire extinguisher, and goes screaming down the aisle. He realizes within about half a second that he has basically no control over the rocket board. And then Yoyo, with tricycles taped to his feet, staggers out of the sporting good section and flops down directly in Bugs' way. Bugs, to his credit, does attempt to avoid Yoyo. He doesn't succeed of course, but he tries. The board hits  Yoyo square in the ribs and deflects off into housewares; but Bugs keeps moving towards the Paint Aisle at high speed. Through the air.

Ty stands up shakily and turns to look at Bugs. He seems rather in disbelief. "Thats weird." He says, as Bugs Cannon balls into his chest.  [7] Both men go rolling back and end up on the ground, dazed but otherwise uninjured.





Burt turns on the compressor. It is worryingly loud, but it does begin filling the tank. It looks like its...10% done. Nervous noises.

Time Till Super Shopper: 1 turn.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Use Flex Tape to fix ribs, then use the reminder to wrap self and create an invincible armor. Phill Swift give him strength he will become a super cyborg.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2
 Status: Ribs be broke yo
Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)
Two Trycicles on his feet ($???)


Total Price: $55.09

[NJW2000]

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

 Bugs stands up, pulls a short knife out of each fluffy ear, and goes to town on Ty Dia.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Original items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68

Current Items
As above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder in housewares, rope is now rope bits.



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

[/quote]

[Screech9791]

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Mr. E. Meat

Photo: https://i.gyazo.com/d09e426b705267fd34d2b1ab6bc1e10a.png

Stats:
2 Strengtho
3 Speedize
3 ThrustAdjust
2 Hardsy
3 Intellectable
2 Viewbetter

Purchases:
-1 oversized hoodie ($100)
Loot:
-4 knives ($3? (if you're reading this GM, edit the value to something that would make sense for a knife) per knife)

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Hunt down the nearest son of a bitch and murder him. Or her; I'm an equal opportunities murderer.

[m1895]

Spoiler: Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4-2
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that
Loot:
Denim Jacket

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

If Bubba can break line of sight with Redundo: Bubba Joe knows when he's whipped, so he's gonna move back so Redundo can't shoot him and A tend to his wounds using what he learned from his time as a driver in a tractor horde: first just break off the shafts, no intellectamal requirements their, but it keeps them from being used to grapple him. Next he chugs a bottle of liquid courage to numb the pain, maybe even applies a bandage infused with the HEALING POWER of Manuka honey, heading towards shoes if possible. or B if Redundo decides to close the distance: rush him down with the chainsaw and lance his guts with it. Then use it to pick him up off the ground, keeping it angled up so he can't slide off.

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBettwr: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Look for and take various chemicals, as many as I can, ideally without garnering attention of the fighters or anyone else who ends up here

[The Lupanian]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Maintain distance and keep putting arrows in Bubba until he goes down.

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
10 Arrows (2 in Bubba) - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
TOTAL = $98.89

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Keep waiting for the compressor to fill, and continue to be willing to shoot anyone that gets close to me in the face with the nail gun.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 1

ITEMS:
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94
TOTAL: $95.79