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[b=Audience]No mercy. Gett'im!

Also huff that lighter fluid dangit. I wanna watch this while high as a kite![/b]

[piecewise]

[b=Audience]No mercy. Gett'im!

Also huff that lighter fluid dangit. I wanna watch this while high as a kite![/b]

You gotta include a sheet if you want me to roll for you accidently killing yourself before the game even starts~

[Radio Controlled]

[b=Audience]No mercy. Gett'im!

Also huff that lighter fluid dangit. I wanna watch this while high as a kite![/b]

You gotta include a sheet if you want me to roll for you accidently killing yourself before the game even starts~

Why didn't you say so!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30

[Naturegirl1999]

I’ve seen Ty Dia before, are there two of them now? Or was the first one also rolled for you and I just didn’t pay attention to usernames, also, piecewise, how does one “roll” for items?

[Xantalos]

"AHAHAHA! NOW YOU ARE TOAST, LITTLE MAN!"

Spoiler: Ominous Crackling Noises (click to show/hide)

Charge after Breadman and finish him off! My hammer must taste blood! Also set everything I can on fire as I go. If anyone else intervenes, whack them with my torch and spread the love fire.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy 'Responsible Parent' Beatstick
Photo
STATZ:
4 Strengtho
1 Speedize
2 Thrustadjust
4 Hardsy
0 Intellectable
3 Viewbetter
1 BMI

Inventory:
2 Knife Javelins, 2 ft long - one somewhere in the halls
1 Cotton Torch, 4 ft long (very much lit)
1 Sledgehammer (not yet anointed with blood)
2 cans of WD-40
20 Lighters
2 Rolls of Tape
3 Packs of Juicy Fruit (It's Gonna Move Ya)

Loot:
Various pots and pans ($117.50)
Action figures (BIONICLE REPRESENT) ($78)
Excessively sharp children's toys ($84)

Conditions: On fire!

[/quote]

[Coolrune206]

Bread Man, on the floor and coated in oil, was starting to suspect that things were not exactly going his way. Thus, he decided to retreat and re-collect himself. He quickly props himself up on all fours, and skitters away from the danger like only an oil-slathered bread-covered man can.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bread Man
Photo:
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 4
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 1 - 1 = 0

Purchased Items:
Nature's Own® Honey Wheat Bread 20 oz. Loaf x 4 ($2.78 x 4 = $11.12)
Nylon / Poly Tie Down Rope 50 feet x 1/4" Thick (White Fiber) x 1 ($4.95)
Marketside Bake at Home French Baguette, 10 oz x 1 ($1.98)
Kitchenaid Classic Forged 8-Inch Triple Rivet Scalloped Bread Knife x 2 ($19.99 x 2 = $39.98)
King Arthur Flour Unbleached Bread Flour 5 lb. Bag x 1 ($3.92)
Joseph's Bakery Pita Bread, Low Carb, 8 oz. x 1 ($12.95)

Total Price: $74.90
Acquired Wealth: $131.95

[piecewise]

I’ve seen Ty Dia before, are there two of them now? Or was the first one also rolled for you and I just didn’t pay attention to usernames, also, piecewise, how does one “roll” for items?

Ty Dia is a character I created for RC because he's a lazy goober.  Also, I don't know what you mean "Roll" for items. The stat rolled when looking for items to gather? Thats Viewbetter.

Bread Man, on the floor and coated in oil, was starting to suspect that things were not exactly going his way. Thus, he decided to retreat and re-collect himself. He quickly props himself up on all fours, and skitters away from the danger like only an oil-slathered bread-covered man can.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bread Man
Photo:
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 4
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 1 - 1 = 0

Purchased Items:
Nature's Own® Honey Wheat Bread 20 oz. Loaf x 4 ($2.78 x 4 = $11.12)
Nylon / Poly Tie Down Rope 50 feet x 1/4" Thick (White Fiber) x 1 ($4.95)
Marketside Bake at Home French Baguette, 10 oz x 1 ($1.98)
Kitchenaid Classic Forged 8-Inch Triple Rivet Scalloped Bread Knife x 2 ($19.99 x 2 = $39.98)
King Arthur Flour Unbleached Bread Flour 5 lb. Bag x 1 ($3.92)
Joseph's Bakery Pita Bread, Low Carb, 8 oz. x 1 ($12.95)

Total Price: $74.90
Acquired Wealth: $131.95

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[10v1]
Breadman, coward that he is, leaps to all fours and immediately scuttles away before Steve can continue giving him a paddling.  He skedaddles all the way to Cards and Party section, sees All Star engaging in ranged combat, and decides to hide in some wrapping paper rather than continue.

A few moments after hiding himself, Billy comes skidding into the Aisle and looking around, lighting things on fire as he does. He seems to be searching for Billy, but can't find him.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

NAME: Steve "Social distancer" Dickson

PHOTO: Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3

ITEMS:
Kayak Paddle $24,52
Jawbusters  $32,17
Synthetic Motor Oil $22,38
Total: $79,07

$338,94 in 3 Letgo Sets (Castle Spaceship, Dragon)
$300 in jewelry
$188 Portable Battery powered generator
Total: $826,94

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Strike Breadman again, finish him!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[10v1]
Breadman, coward that he is, leaps to all fours and immediately scuttles away before Steve can continue giving him a paddling.

"AHAHAHA! NOW YOU ARE TOAST, LITTLE MAN!"

Spoiler: Ominous Crackling Noises (click to show/hide)

Charge after Breadman and finish him off! My hammer must taste blood! Also set everything I can on fire as I go. If anyone else intervenes, whack them with my torch and spread the love fire.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy 'Responsible Parent' Beatstick
Photo
STATZ:
4 Strengtho
1 Speedize
2 Thrustadjust
4 Hardsy
0 Intellectable
3 Viewbetter
1 BMI

Inventory:
2 Knife Javelins, 2 ft long - one somewhere in the halls
1 Cotton Torch, 4 ft long (very much lit)
1 Sledgehammer (not yet anointed with blood)
2 cans of WD-40
20 Lighters
2 Rolls of Tape
3 Packs of Juicy Fruit (It's Gonna Move Ya)

Loot:
Various pots and pans ($117.50)
Action figures (BIONICLE REPRESENT) ($78)
Excessively sharp children's toys ($84)

Conditions: On fire!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[4v3][11v5][4v6]
Bary hurls a barrage of lightbulbs at Billy. They break on Billy's face and result in basically no reaction. Admittedly, what is a few lightbulbs upside the head to a man literally on fire? [1][4]
Breadman skitters away from the electronics section before Billy can act, but leaves a trail of easily followed oil in his wake. Billy follows the trail to the party supply section.
[1]
Billy skids to a halt at the start of the aisle and looks for breadman, casually lighting fire to some gift cards as he does. No sign of the toasted coward. 

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Throw a bunch of light bulbs and screwdrivers at the flaming guys face, they try to get behind him and hit him as many times as possible with my squeegee.

Spoiler: Character stuff (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bin Head Bary
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/0-1.jpeg

STATS:
 Strengtho: 3
 Speedize: 4
 ThrustAdjust: 2
 Hardsy: 3
 Intellectable: 1
 ViewBetter: 2

ITEMS:
 1: Makeshift armour made of towels and tape
 2: Rolls of Duct Tape
 1: Used roll of Duct Tape
 1: 18 Piece Screwdriver set
 1: Squeegee with two screwdrivers taped to it
 1: 6 Piece screwdriver set
 1: 4 Piece screwdriver set
 3: 4 Pack 60W light bulbs
 1: 1 Pack 60W light bulbs

 $675 laptop
 $35 Gold coloured game controller

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[4v3][11v5][4v6]
Bary hurls a barrage of lightbulbs at Billy. They break on Billy's face and result in basically no reaction. Admittedly, what is a few lightbulbs upside the head to a man literally on fire? He completely ignores Bary and takes off towards the south, making toast puns.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Enough hiding, it's time to fight.

Pop a piece of gum in my mouth, and stand in front of the oil slick. Shout
"Nice armor, how many guys did your mom have to bang to pay for that?"

Put more arrows in him

Try to get him to slip in the lighter fluid. Whether or not he slips, drop a match in once he's crossed into it.

Toss one hatchet at him, and be ready to Die Gloriously fight with the remaining hatchet.

NAME: Sheauwn-Dagger Smith
PHOTO: Photo
STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 4

ITEMS:
Hatchets - $22.99
Bow - $33.88
Arrows x2 - $23.92
Matches - $5.49
Bubble Gum - $2.24
Total = 97.03

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[12v7][2v10]
[8v4][9+2v2]
Smith stands up from behind the counter and shouts an insult at All Star. All Star doesn't respond, but pulls another football from his belt.  The two stand there like the strangest western shootout scene for several seconds, just eyeing one another.  Smith draws first, loosing an arrow towards All Star's face. All Star shifts his weight only slightly, leaning a few inches to the side and letting the arrow sail past as he winds up for his own attack. He throws before Smith can pull his hatchet and catches him straight in the forehead, caving Smith's head in and lodging the football where his face used to be.

As Smith goes down, All Star again smiles for the cameras.

"This victory is brought to you by Thrustadjust, for all your interplanetary shipping needs."

He then turns and begins looking for someone else to murder. Hmm The party goods section is on fire and shouting puns. That seems a good place.

[b=Audience]No mercy. Gett'im!

Also huff that lighter fluid dangit. I wanna watch this while high as a kite![/b]

You gotta include a sheet if you want me to roll for you accidently killing yourself before the game even starts~

Why didn't you say so!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30

[1][1][reduce BMI by 1]
Ty Dia takes a lung full of industrial chemicals, squeals in joy, and promptly tumbles down several metal bleachers and onto a hotdog vendor.

Audience action Omnibus

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[10v1]
Breadman, coward that he is, leaps to all fours and immediately scuttles away before Steve can continue giving him a paddling.  He skedaddles all the way to Cards and Party section, sees All Star engaging in ranged combat, and decides to hide in some wrapping paper rather than continue.

A few moments after hiding himself, Billy comes skidding into the Aisle and looking around, lighting things on fire as he does. He seems to be searching for Billy, but can't find him.

[4v3][11v5][4v6]
Bary hurls a barrage of lightbulbs at Billy. They break on Billy's face and result in basically no reaction. Admittedly, what is a few lightbulbs upside the head to a man literally on fire? [1][4]
Breadman skitters away from the electronics section before Billy can act, but leaves a trail of easily followed oil in his wake. Billy follows the trail to the party supply section.
[1]
Billy skids to a halt at the start of the aisle and looks for breadman, casually lighting fire to some gift cards as he does. No sign of the toasted coward.

[12v7][2v10]
[8v4][9+2v2]
Smith stands up from behind the counter and shouts an insult at All Star. All Star doesn't respond, but pulls another football from his belt.  The two stand there like the strangest western shootout scene for several seconds, just eyeing one another.  Smith draws first, loosing an arrow towards All Star's face. All Star shifts his weight only slightly, leaning a few inches to the side and letting the arrow sail past as he winds up for his own attack. He throws before Smith can pull his hatchet and catches him straight in the forehead, caving Smith's head in and lodging the football where his face used to be.

As Smith goes down, All Star again smiles for the cameras.

"This victory is brought to you by Thrustadjust, for all your interplanetary shipping needs."

He then turns and begins looking for someone else to murder. Hmm The party goods section is on fire and shouting puns. That seems a good place.

[Naturegirl1999]

You mentioned rolling for a character, how did you decide what items Ty Dia got?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your guess is correct, head to where the fires are

[ziizo]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

NAME: Steve "Social distancer" Dickson

PHOTO: Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3

ITEMS:
Kayak Paddle $24,52
Jawbusters  $32,17
Synthetic Motor Oil $22,38
Total: $79,07

$338,94 in 3 Letgo Sets (Castle Spaceship, Dragon)
$300 in jewelry
$188 Portable Battery powered generator
Total: $826,94

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Go away from the shelves in fire, maybe try to find the alcohol/wine aisle.

[piecewise]

You mentioned rolling for a character, how did you decide what items Ty Dia got?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your guess is correct, head to where the fires are

I chose them from walmart. "Rolled" is just slang for creating a character. I didn't roll any thing.

[Xantalos]

"Now I truly see! This world is incomplete, filled with raw ingredients that have not yet been forged into their intended shape! The garlic man earlier, my current glutenous quarry, even my habit of attempting to stay alive are all symptoms of this world's imperfection! My purpose is clear - this shopping competition is but a paltry veil for my true test! Everything in the world can be found in Wal-Mart! Thus I must immolate this holy conglomerate of consumerism with fire, so that I may purify the world in truth as well as symbol! The beating heart of this society is wrapped in bacon! AND I AM THE CAST IRON SKILLET UPON WHICH THE FAT MAY BE RENDERED OUT, AND THE WORTHY TRANSMOGRIFIED INTO CRISPY, ARTERY-CLOGGING PERFECTION! EVERYTHING WILL BURN!"

If I cannot find you, the flames will! Set everything on fire! If anyone should assault me, let them meet the embrace of my pyromania (and multitude of improvised weapons)! This store will burn as an altar to fire itself!

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy 'Responsible Parent' Beatstick
Photo
STATZ:
4 Strengtho
1 Speedize
2 Thrustadjust
4 Hardsy
0 Intellectable
3 Viewbetter
1 BMI

Inventory:
2 Knife Javelins, 2 ft long - one somewhere in the halls
1 Cotton Torch, 4 ft long (very much lit)
1 Sledgehammer (not yet anointed with blood)
2 cans of WD-40
20 Lighters
2 Rolls of Tape
3 Packs of Juicy Fruit (It's Gonna Move Ya)

Loot:
Various pots and pans ($117.50)
Action figures (BIONICLE REPRESENT) ($78)
Excessively sharp children's toys ($84)

Conditions: On fire! EXULTANT

[The Lupanian]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

For my first audience post, I vote to have man-eating monkeys released into the party section. (Mandrills specifically, and give them funny hats that have corporate catch-phrases on them)

[Radio Controlled]

Kick back and relax, grab some hotdogs while I'm here.

Spoiler: A-A-AUDIENCE SUGGESTIONS BABY (click to show/hide)

All-Star will Thrustadjust his way over to the burning section and see if he can grab a fire extinguisher on the way there. Not to douse the fire, but to clobber the guy who keeps burning the store!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

"If the burning guy doesn't give a shit about what I'm doing I'll just be leaving."
Start heading towards one of the back rooms and try to find where they count the money.

Spoiler: Character stuff (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bin Head Bary
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/0-1.jpeg

STATS:
 Strengtho: 3
 Speedize: 4
 ThrustAdjust: 2
 Hardsy: 3
 Intellectable: 1
 ViewBetter: 2

ITEMS:
 1: Makeshift armour made of towels and tape
 2: Rolls of Duct Tape
 1: Used roll of Duct Tape
 1: 18 Piece Screwdriver set
 1: Squeegee with two screwdrivers taped to it
 1: 6 Piece screwdriver set
 1: 4 Piece screwdriver set
 2: 4 Pack 60W light bulbs
 1: 2 Pack 60W light bulbs

 $675 laptop
 $35 Gold coloured game controller

[m1895]

Spoiler: audience suggestion (click to show/hide)

Monke