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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Head to the DIY section, there you may find Garlic King. Kill him

((Sorry))

Spoiler: audience suggestion (click to show/hide)

Do this, but also go after the bread man, and use these two to start making a sandwich of losers.

Also, would you allow people to play specific/named audience members, like how it was in dead man running? Or can we only make suggestions?

[piecewise]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hide and wait to ambush whoever that is with my bow.

NAME: Sheauwn-Dagger Smith
PHOTO: Photo
STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 4

ITEMS:
Hatchets - $22.99
Bow - $33.88
Arrows x3 (1 more unrecovered) - $23.92
Matches - $5.49
Lighter Fluid - $4.57
Paracord - $3.94
Bubble Gum - $2.24
Total = 97.03

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Smith continues to wait! Exciting isn't it?!

Bread Man dashes into the next aisle over, prepared to bread-chuck someone's head in. If he meets no combat, he dejectedly continues looting shelves.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bread Man
Photo:
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 4
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 1

Purchased Items:
Nature's Own® Honey Wheat Bread 20 oz. Loaf x 4 ($2.78 x 4 = $11.12)
Nylon / Poly Tie Down Rope 50 feet x 1/4" Thick (White Fiber) x 1 ($4.95)
Marketside Bake at Home French Baguette, 10 oz x 1 ($1.98)
Kitchenaid Classic Forged 8-Inch Triple Rivet Scalloped Bread Knife x 2 ($19.99 x 2 = $39.98)
King Arthur Flour Unbleached Bread Flour 5 lb. Bag x 1 ($3.92)
Joseph's Bakery Pita Bread, Low Carb, 8 oz. x 1 ($12.95)

Total Price: $74.90
Acquired Wealth: $26.95

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Breadman heads north into the next aisles and comes across the paper and cleaning section. Rows and rows of soap! What a mysterious substance he probably has never encountered!

[1]
Intrigued by this new and exciting condiment, he immediately tears open 15 dollars worth of this carried breads and tries them with some "Dish Soap". Obviously dish soap is meant to be used on food, it has Dish in the name!

He spends the next minute or two spitting out bubbles.

-15 dollars from total acquired wealth.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

NAME: Steve "Social distancer" Dickson

PHOTO: Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3

ITEMS:
Kayak Paddle $24,52
Jawbusters  $32,17
Synthetic Motor Oil $22,38
Total: $79,07

$338,94 in 3 Letgo Sets (Castle Spaceship, Dragon)

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Smash the glass with the Paddle and collect the jewelry

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[10]
Steve lifts the paddle above his head and brings it down on the display case with all his might. The paddle smashes the glass top, bends the metal reinforcements, smashes the side glass, and then snaps the entire shelf unit in half. A bit more force than was required and its clearly damaged some of these shiny things. [4] He manages to scrape out 300 dollars worth of undamaged jewelry from the cabinet.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Kick the glass out of the cabinet and grab the laptop, and if anyone gets near me smash them in the face with my squeegee.

Spoiler: Character stuff (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bin Head Bary
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/0-1.jpeg

STATS:
 Strengtho: 3
 Speedize: 4
 ThrustAdjust: 2
 Hardsy: 3
 Intellectable: 1
 ViewBetter: 2

ITEMS:
 1: Makeshift armour made of towels and tape
 2: Rolls of Duct Tape
 1: Used roll of Duct Tape
 1: 18 Piece Screwdriver set
 1: Squeegee with two screwdrivers taped to it
 1: 6 Piece screwdriver set
 1: 4 Piece screwdriver set
 4: 4 Pack 60W light bulbs

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[5] Bary kicks the glass display in with just enough force to shatter the door and not damage the laptop behind it. He carefully reaches through the ring of shattered glass and pulls the 675 dollar laptop out, cradling it lovingly in his arms.

Spoiler: Ominous Clanking Noises (click to show/hide)

I sense a victim! Head to the DIY section and commence with the javelin murder once I'm in sight. If my quarry spots me first and charges, scatter some spiky toys through their path and meet their tender-footed advance with me HAMMA!

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy 'Responsible Parent' Beatstick
Photo
STATZ:
4 Strengtho
1 Speedize
2 Thrustadjust
4 Hardsy
0 Intellectable
3 Viewbetter
1 BMI

Inventory:
3 Knife Javelins, 2 ft long
1 Cotton Torch, 4 ft long (unlit)
1 Sledgehammer (not yet anointed with blood)
2 cans of WD-40
20 Lighters
2 Rolls of Tape
3 Packs of Juicy Fruit (It's Gonna Move Ya)

Loot:
Various pots and pans ($117.50)
Action figures (BIONICLE REPRESENT) ($78)
Excessively sharp children's toys ($84)

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Billy comes clanking out of the Toy aisle just as Garlic King comes out of the DIY section and the two end up in a standoff in the main walkway. [1v8]Garlic king levels his garlic gun at Billy in an instant and fires. [7v4][5v5] Billy dives onto his stomach, the razor laced garlic bulb hissing past overhead, and throws one of his makeshift javelins. The Javelin clips GK's shoulder but does little actual harm.

ALL STAR Thunders out of the sporting good section and discovers Billy and Garlic king having a little tussle in the main walkway. He immediately points his bat at Garlic King before pointing it to the sky with a dazzlingly white and toothy grin. [10v5] [10+2v4][GK BMI reduced to 0][12] He lunges and swings the bat at the same time, connecting with a perfect baseball swing to Garlic King's Jaw.  GK spins like a top, blood and teeth spraying from his mouth and tracing a spiral as he staggers back.  He looks like he's about to collapse but he suddenly gets his footing and straightens up.  He gives All Star a mangled smile and a little bow before immediately sprinting off into the DIY section, overturning a display shelf of fabric samples as he goes.

"Hmmph" All Star grunts as GK runs, resting the bloody bat on his shoulder. He turns to Billy and jerks his head towards Garlic King's bloody trail.  "That's poor sportsmanship".

Spoiler: GARLIC KING (click to show/hide)

]NAME: Garlic King
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/the-garlic-king/
STATS:
Strengtho: 1
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 4
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3
BMI +1

Kills: 1

Items:
Some Delicious Morton Garlic Salt, with which to blind my foes!(3.56)
Two bags, two pounds each, of garlic big enough to be used effectively in a potato gun!(18.99x2 = 37.98)
The Urban Warrior incendiary potato gun! Because those cheap toys are unworthy of delivering GARLIC NIRVANA!(49.99)
1 Bottle Lil Buns Baby Cornstarch (17.00)

Total: 108.53

Spoiler: Paranoia Incarnate (click to show/hide)

You dont get this far by not checking in ASAP when things happen.
And so he knew - The ghost of the one who laid before him was out for vengance.
And there was NO GODDAMN WAY IN WALMART he could handle the ALL STAR.
He needed to run. As fast as physically possible. Kinda hard when you just added 10 pounds of glitter and glue to your body, but hey! It's fine...
Take a moment to eat one of our GARLICS for strength and speed in the coming trials. Then load the Urban Warrior with a new round of GARLIC NIRVANA - but this one has a bunch of SHARP SCALPEL BLADES stuffed into its GARLICY MASS, thereby making it a shrapnel round. Finally, charge into the electronics section and fire on any foe who happens to be there. No foe? No shooty.

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Billy comes clanking out of the Toy aisle just as Garlic King comes out of the DIY section and the two end up in a standoff in the main walkway. [1v8]Garlic king levels his garlic gun at Billy in an instant and fires. [7v4][5v5] Billy dives onto his stomach, the razor laced garlic bulb hissing past overhead, and throws one of his makeshift javelins. The Javelin clips GK's shoulder but does little actual harm.

ALL STAR Thunders out of the sporting good section and discovers Billy and Garlic king having a little tussle in the main walkway. He immediately points his bat at Garlic King before pointing it to the sky with a dazzlingly white and toothy grin. [10v5] [10+2v4][GK BMI reduced to 0][12] He lunges and swings the bat at the same time, connecting with a perfect baseball swing to Garlic King's Jaw.  GK spins like a top, blood and teeth spraying from his mouth and tracing a spiral as he staggers back.  He looks like he's about to collapse but he suddenly gets his footing and straightens up.  He gives All Star a mangled smile and a little bow before immediately sprinting off into the DIY section, overturning a display shelf of fabric samples as he goes.

AUDIENCE ACTION OMNIBUS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Smith continues to wait! Exciting isn't it?!

Breadman heads north into the next aisles and comes across the paper and cleaning section. Rows and rows of soap! What a mysterious substance he probably has never encountered!

[1]
Intrigued by this new and exciting condiment, he immediately tears open 15 dollars worth of this carried breads and tries them with some "Dish Soap". Obviously dish soap is meant to be used on food, it has Dish in the name!

He spends the next minute or two spitting out bubbles.

-15 dollars from total acquired wealth.


[10]
Steve lifts the paddle above his head and brings it down on the display case with all his might. The paddle smashes the glass top, bends the metal reinforcements, smashes the side glass, and then snaps the entire shelf unit in half. A bit more force than was required and its clearly damaged some of these shiny things. [4] He manages to scrape out 300 dollars worth of undamaged jewelry from the cabinet.



[5] Bary kicks the glass display in with just enough force to shatter the door and not damage the laptop behind it. He carefully reaches through the ring of shattered glass and pulls the 675 dollar laptop out, cradling it lovingly in his arms.


Billy comes clanking out of the Toy aisle just as Garlic King comes out of the DIY section and the two end up in a standoff in the main walkway. [1v8]Garlic king levels his garlic gun at Billy in an instant and fires. [7v4][5v5] Billy dives onto his stomach, the razor laced garlic bulb hissing past overhead, and throws one of his makeshift javelins. The Javelin clips GK's shoulder but does little actual harm.

ALL STAR Thunders out of the sporting good section and discovers Billy and Garlic king having a little tussle in the main walkway. He immediately points his bat at Garlic King before pointing it to the sky with a dazzlingly white and toothy grin. [10v5] [10+2v4][GK BMI reduced to 0][12] He lunges and swings the bat at the same time, connecting with a perfect baseball swing to Garlic King's Jaw.  GK spins like a top, blood and teeth spraying from his mouth and tracing a spiral as he staggers back.  He looks like he's about to collapse but he suddenly gets his footing and straightens up.  He gives All Star a mangled smile and a little bow before immediately sprinting off into the DIY section, overturning a display shelf of fabric samples as he goes.

"Hmmph" All Star grunts as GK runs, resting the bloody bat on his shoulder. He turns to Billy and jerks his head towards Garlic King's bloody trail.  "That's poor sportsmanship".

((Feel free to play specific characters in the audience. Hell, feel free to create future characters for the next round, since then you'll have the sheet ready.))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Head to the DIY section, there you may find Garlic King. Kill him

((Sorry))

Spoiler: audience suggestion (click to show/hide)

Do this, but also go after the bread man, and use these two to start making a sandwich of losers.

Also, would you allow people to play specific/named audience members, like how it was in dead man running? Or can we only make suggestions?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Head to the DIY section, there you may find Garlic King. Kill him

((Sorry))

Oh My! What a hit! We're only  a minute into All Star's Debut and already he's cracking skulls!  Some of our contestants are very close to their cash goals as well! Will this be a fight to the finish, or a sprint to the checkout?! 

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler: Audience Suggestion (click to show/hide)

Follow the Garlic Blood Trail. Finish off the Garlic King, and when you kill him, drink of the garlic blood

[Radio Controlled]

Spoiler: Audience interaction baby (click to show/hide)

Spawn as an actual person. Mind rolling me up a spectator peedubs? Go wild with it!

As for suggestions, finish of garlic dude, then go after breadman. That sandwich will be made!

[ziizo]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

NAME: Steve "Social distancer" Dickson

PHOTO: Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3

ITEMS:
Kayak Paddle $24,52
Jawbusters  $32,17
Synthetic Motor Oil $22,38
Total: $79,07

$338,94 in 3 Letgo Sets (Castle Spaceship, Dragon)
$300 in jewelry
Total: $638,94

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Go back to electronics and search for these expensive portable computers.

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Audience interaction baby (click to show/hide)

Spawn as an actual person. Mind rolling me up a spectator peedubs? Go wild with it!

As for suggestions, finish of garlic dude, then go after breadman. That sandwich will be made!

ok.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30

I'm sure you can see where I'm going. 

[Xantalos]

Spoiler: Ominous Crackling Noises (click to show/hide)

Poor sportsmanship indeed! Far better instead to meet your end from such a worthy adversary as fire! And I notice a large amount of flammable material nearby! Light my torch and use it and another WD-40 can as a makeshift flamethrower to begin setting everything I can on fire. If Smash Mouth here wants to play with fire, oblige him! And also take out his ankles and/or knees with my hammer if we end up getting into melee combat.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy 'Responsible Parent' Beatstick
Photo
STATZ:
4 Strengtho
1 Speedize
2 Thrustadjust
4 Hardsy
0 Intellectable
3 Viewbetter
1 BMI

Inventory:
2 Knife Javelins, 2 ft long - one somewhere in the halls
1 Cotton Torch, 4 ft long (unlit)
1 Sledgehammer (not yet anointed with blood)
2 cans of WD-40
20 Lighters
2 Rolls of Tape
3 Packs of Juicy Fruit (It's Gonna Move Ya)

Loot:
Various pots and pans ($117.50)
Action figures (BIONICLE REPRESENT) ($78)
Excessively sharp children's toys ($84)

[The Lupanian]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Keep waiting, like a panther. A panther who spent most of the game waiting. You know how it goes, if trip, shoot. If slip, burn. If attack, hatchet.

NAME: Sheauwn-Dagger Smith
PHOTO: Photo
STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 4

ITEMS:
Hatchets - $22.99
Bow - $33.88
Arrows x3 (1 more unrecovered) - $23.92
Matches - $5.49
Lighter Fluid - $4.57
Paracord - $3.94
Bubble Gum - $2.24
Total = 97.03

[Coolrune206]

Bread Man, now thoroughly repulsed by the contents of this aisle, heads to the next for some more looting and/or murder.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bread Man
Photo:
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 4
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 1

Purchased Items:
Nature's Own® Honey Wheat Bread 20 oz. Loaf x 4 ($2.78 x 4 = $11.12)
Nylon / Poly Tie Down Rope 50 feet x 1/4" Thick (White Fiber) x 1 ($4.95)
Marketside Bake at Home French Baguette, 10 oz x 1 ($1.98)
Kitchenaid Classic Forged 8-Inch Triple Rivet Scalloped Bread Knife x 2 ($19.99 x 2 = $39.98)
King Arthur Flour Unbleached Bread Flour 5 lb. Bag x 1 ($3.92)
Joseph's Bakery Pita Bread, Low Carb, 8 oz. x 1 ($12.95)

Total Price: $74.90
Acquired Wealth: $11.95

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Search the area for any other valuable stuff, and throw light bulbs at anyone that gets close.

Spoiler: Character stuff (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bin Head Bary
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/0-1.jpeg

STATS:
 Strengtho: 3
 Speedize: 4
 ThrustAdjust: 2
 Hardsy: 3
 Intellectable: 1
 ViewBetter: 2

ITEMS:
 1: Makeshift armour made of towels and tape
 2: Rolls of Duct Tape
 1: Used roll of Duct Tape
 1: 18 Piece Screwdriver set
 1: Squeegee with two screwdrivers taped to it
 1: 6 Piece screwdriver set
 1: 4 Piece screwdriver set
 4: 4 Pack 60W light bulbs

 $675 laptop

[piecewise]

Ohhh kiiiiit. Am I gonna have to run a turn without you?

[Radio Controlled]

Can the audience make suggestions for missing players?  :3

[piecewise]

Can the audience make suggestions for missing players?  :3

I'm leaning towards yes.

[Superdorf]

GK: Keep running. Lose All-Star in the aisles. You're not winning this thing, but stall long enough and you might be able to come out of this alive.

[KitRougard]

In fact there was no time for secrecy, for he AGREED with the audience!
His mission was no longer to win but to SURVIVE!
RUN! RUN LIKE PEOPLE VACATING A GARLIC-FART BOMBED ROOM!


But now it was supported by a sheet.

]NAME: Garlic King
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/the-garlic-king/
STATS:
Strengtho: 1
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 4
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3
BMI 0

Kills: 1

Items:
Some Delicious Morton Garlic Salt, with which to blind my foes!(3.56)
Two bags, two pounds each, of garlic big enough to be used effectively in a potato gun!(18.99x2 = 37.98)
The Urban Warrior incendiary potato gun! Because those cheap toys are unworthy of delivering GARLIC NIRVANA!(49.99)
1 Bottle Lil Buns Baby Cornstarch (17.00)

Total: 108.53