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Quiller

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Re: funny random names
« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2006, 04:07:00 am »
Well my character Kadol Chantedshoot, "The Mysterious Copper Glimmer of Dance" asked about the capital of the land and was told "In 1, The Ultimate Wheels of Paddling of the Dutiful Persuasive Bodice of Banks founded Copperunites".  Ultimate Wheels of Paddling and Dutiful Persuasive Bodice makes me think of a scene quite different from city founding...

Sadly my character then went on to take out kobold spearsmen, swordsman, Master Thief and elite bowmen (well OK, the marksdwarf he took along wound up killing the elite bowman while being killed by him), and then gets taken out by a kobold who came out of nowhere and got him in a chokehold.  Need to add an iron collar to that armor...

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« Reply #46 on: August 30, 2006, 01:30:00 pm »
The name of the human civilization in my world? The Confederation of Shooting. Short and to the point.
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Anvilsmith

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« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2006, 02:22:00 pm »
I just made a character called "Loge Chamberpot". May his name go down in history.

And may history go down with it.

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« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2006, 03:33:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Gurney:
<STRONG>The name of the human civilization in my world? The Confederation of Shooting. Short and to the point.</STRONG>

...I've had the Confederation of Shooting, too!

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« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2006, 06:05:00 pm »
I guess the NRA finally got their wish. =)
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Re: funny random names
« Reply #50 on: September 02, 2006, 10:49:00 pm »
My mason just went into a mood and produced the legendary table Ensebanurkun, "The Basic Wonder-Cat."
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« Reply #51 on: September 03, 2006, 09:34:00 am »
A few versions ago I had a human civ known as the Small Big Small of Big. Those humans are so indecisive, can't even decide what size they want their kingdom to be...
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I will mod in plastic as a resource.  I will then tweak the Dwarven civ entry so that coins are only made out of plastic, and are called "credit cards".
I will make dwarves purchase things with bushels of credit cards.  It will be a mockery of both systems.
It will be stupid.  But it will be gloriously stupid.

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Re: funny random names
« Reply #52 on: September 03, 2006, 10:43:00 am »
The name of a capital in one of my games is "Mouthcrabs".
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Re: funny random names
« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2007, 04:38:00 pm »

"Toenail" the bronze harp

A possessed metalsmith made this one.  "Ninum" is one of the coolest names I've seen for an artifact (small and elegant) so I fell about laughing when I read the translation.

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« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2007, 06:35:00 pm »
I once found a cave called "controldeeps the wispy chunky sewer"
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« Reply #55 on: August 22, 2007, 12:18:00 am »
Had this one a while ago...

Yeah, head to the 'Limp Shafts' and kill 'Muz Barbdrips'.

I'll get right on that one.

[ August 22, 2007: Message edited by: Genuine ]

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Kirby 1928

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« Reply #56 on: August 23, 2007, 05:12:00 am »
Seriously. Who are the Big Wavy Council of Cake, and where is their Empire of Syrups? It's sound like an entity from a carebear adventure.

[ August 23, 2007: Message edited by: Kirby 1928 ]

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« Reply #57 on: August 23, 2007, 07:00:00 am »
I made a militia squad of unwanted dwarfs. They named their squad: The Romantic Gloved Heroes. Hehe someone must have lied to them why they where assigned to the military.
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Re: funny random names
« Reply #58 on: August 23, 2007, 05:56:00 pm »
Not really funny, but Necrobolted is my best fortress name so far.
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« Reply #59 on: August 24, 2007, 10:53:00 am »
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