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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!  (Read 7678 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2020, 12:05:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2020, 12:20:35 pm »

A well defended country is a long lasting one
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2020, 12:38:08 pm »

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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2020, 01:52:16 pm »

C money can be recouped, soldiers take time and care to train.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2020, 02:35:22 pm »

You offer a regiment of soldiers to protect Lamia city from harm, and guard the members of Lamian royal family themselves.

"That is a good offer." Von Saltyberg muses. "However, I believe my master would be pleased more if the wedding gifts were made of gold and silk, not flesh and steel."

A) "Either soldiers, or bust."
B) "Fine then, wealth and money it is!"
C) "I feel generous today - and I offer both soldiers and money to King of Lamia!"
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« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2020, 02:42:20 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2020, 02:44:16 pm »

B - Princess Elspeth best be as pleasing a wife as Von Salyberg is as cunning a diplomat, as we're apparently buying her.

Is this a local custom or are we getting conned?
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« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2020, 02:44:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2020, 02:45:49 pm »

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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2020, 02:46:03 pm »

B - Princess Elspeth best be as pleasing a wife as Von Salyberg is as cunning a diplomat, as we're apparently buying her.

Is this a local custom or are we getting conned?

Our kids will have claims on both thrones, hence he need for soldiers later :p

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« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2020, 02:46:13 pm »

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« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2020, 02:48:52 pm »

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« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2020, 03:24:26 pm »

You decide to agree to the request of monetary compensation for taking Elspeth away from her family.

You arrange for the marriage to take place on first day of the first week of Summer, so that Lamian royal family has time to prepare for the visit.

Von Saltyburg leaves, quite pleased with the deal.

1000 CCE, 3rd Week of Spring

You learn that the Republican rebels have seized the capital of Loretania, and have established the Serene Republic of Loretania. The whereabouts of the Loretanian royal family are unknown to your spies.

Your commanders send you reports that the last of Revolutionary outposts have fallen. Pursuant to your order, over 800 Rufian Revolutionaries have been shot to death, a fifth of this women and children of Revolutionary leaders and commanders.

The Seimus of Rufia is in its first session!

Seimus is the Rufian legislative council that your late father, Jacobus IV, consented to be created so that lawgivers and representatives could meet together to discuss and prepare reforms of the laws and priviledges. The Great War postponed the Seimus' first session, and the Civil War erupted shortly afterwards, so neither Seimus nor its ideas could be finalized.

The Seimus has the priviledge of autonomous law-making, but a stipulation in Articles of Seimus grants you priviledge of 'royal presence'.

A) Bah! I need not mingle with the lawyers and bureaucrats!
B) Such a grand moment as First Session of Seimus couldn't occur without my presence! To the Seimus Court!
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