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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!  (Read 7679 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2020, 02:22:22 pm »

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« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2020, 04:48:15 pm »

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« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2020, 06:27:54 pm »

They had a chance to surrender.  If they were coming to us to ask for leniency? sure.

But A weak king we can not be.

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« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2020, 07:14:35 pm »

A, better to establish absolute rule sooner so that its easier to later control the industrial revolution and the proliferation of capitalism.
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« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2020, 02:57:08 am »

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« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2020, 12:21:14 pm »

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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2020, 10:12:58 am »

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For what the Revolutionaries have done to your family, you sign an order that puts them and their families and supporters to death once they're caught.

1000 CCE, 2nd Week of Spring

A carriage carrying Rufus von Saltyberg, a diplomat from neighbouring kingdom of Lamia, has arrived.

Your aides report that he is wishing to conduct a marital treaty with you, offering the hand of fair Princess Elspeth von Lamia, daughter of the ruling King and Queen, Robert and Jacobina, to you.

A) Let's arrange an audience, then!
B) Sorry, I'm not marrying outsiders.
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« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2020, 10:16:59 am »

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« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2020, 11:14:43 am »

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« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2020, 11:25:57 am »

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« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2020, 11:45:38 am »

You arrange a meeting with Mr.von Saltyberg.

"My liege would be very pleased to offer the hand of his daughter to you, young King. Rufia has been an amicable neighbour for decades, exempting the unfortunate times of Great War, but the incursions by local Revolutionaries will be forgiven." He twirls his moustache.

"What can I bring to my homeland in exchange for Princess' hand in marriage?"

A) "Rufian regiments to safeguard the Princess' family and home state!"
B) "Nothing. Me being her husband should be priviledge enough!"
C) "Rufian silver and goldware, jewels, glass and porcelain!"
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« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2020, 11:50:24 am »

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