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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!  (Read 7681 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #120 on: July 27, 2020, 03:59:49 pm »

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Far as I can tell, we don't have "mad dance moves".
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« Reply #121 on: July 27, 2020, 04:00:52 pm »

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« Reply #122 on: July 27, 2020, 04:23:29 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #123 on: July 27, 2020, 04:28:26 pm »

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Far as I can tell, we don't have "mad dance moves".

We’re the king; if we dance it, it’s new and exciting and popular. If we decide it, also mad.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #124 on: July 27, 2020, 04:29:19 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #125 on: July 27, 2020, 10:40:41 pm »

A little self indulgence in front of the family.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #126 on: July 28, 2020, 05:40:21 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #127 on: August 01, 2020, 09:01:30 am »

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You respectfully yield to Elspeth's dancing skill, and let her lead you across the ballroom floor. Nobles note your behavior with ease.

The dance you two make charms all present and all other dancing pairs soon join you for the revelry of the dance, but you and Elspeth always occupy the middle, in view of all present.

Once the midnight strikes upon the tall mahogany clock near the entrance, you lead Elspeth out of the ballroom to consummate the marriage in the privacy and comfort of the bedroom you will two share till death.

By the morning, you receive an urgent message from your generals.

The Kingdom of Luna, located to the west, has declared war and her troops entered Rufian soil! Their casus belli is that they lay claim to the provinces of Ubot and Anegery (which they sold two centuries ago to your venerable ancestor, Hubertus I), wanting them back.

As the war cabinet gathers, you wonder...

A) I should include my in-laws into it. Safety of their daughter, and her newfound home, is in danger!
B) I shouldn't include my in-laws into it. Asking for their help the very morning after the wedding will make me look weak and cowardly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #128 on: August 01, 2020, 09:21:01 am »

B I allowed her to lead when the time needed grace and subtlety, I need to be able to lead when it requires strength and decisiveness.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #129 on: August 01, 2020, 09:48:40 am »

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« Reply #130 on: August 01, 2020, 10:05:06 am »

B We didn't become king by begging for help from family.
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« Reply #131 on: August 01, 2020, 10:50:49 am »

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« Reply #132 on: August 01, 2020, 10:51:52 am »

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« Reply #133 on: August 01, 2020, 02:56:15 pm »

You meet with your generals, politicians and ministers.

"This Lunan aggression must be met with decisive and swift response." Says the Marshal. "We have two armies, each of twenty-five thousand men and cavalry, along with few hundred pieces of artillery. Our scouts report that the forces who have entered Rufian soil are approximately of the same strength, but there's the problem: Kingdom of Luna was spared of the horrors of Great War and has yet to taste the terror of Revolutionaries, therefore they have manpower and supplies able them to last in war for quite a while." The Marshal turns to you.

"How do we solve this problem, your Majesty?"

A) "We negotiate!"
B) "We fight!"
C) "We wait!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #134 on: August 01, 2020, 03:13:06 pm »

B they may have the supplies, but we have battle-hardened soldiers who can follow orders effectively and efficiently.
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