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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!  (Read 7676 times)

Haspen

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SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« on: July 15, 2020, 03:40:37 pm »

The Great War is over, the Republicans were driven out, the Socialists are causing trouble all over the continent, small Nations rise up to carve apart former monarchies, People are rising against their former oppressors, the noble Councils are replaced by Ministers and National Assemlies and the Chancellors and the Consuls and the Premiers, and your royal family, on verge of going extinct from way too liberal use of guillotine by the Revolutionaries, has just been restored by the Royalists.

And by 'your royal family', we mean you, the young heir to the throne!


Name: make one, not too outlandish for European places
Name's Trait: Martial, Wise, Charismatic, Healthy, Lucky
Restoration's Bonus: Support, Population, Economy, Army

And that's all we need.

« Last Edit: November 02, 2020, 12:38:04 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2020, 04:47:40 pm »

Name: Gregori FitzHerbert
Name's Trait: Wise
Restoration Bonus: Population
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2020, 04:57:39 pm »

Name: Oikai Craterus
Name's Trait: Charismatic
Restoration's Bonus: Support
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2020, 05:24:08 pm »

Name: Jacobus Altobergen
Name's Trait: Martial
Restoration's Bonus: Army

Let's not be some figurehead for the Royalists, let's be one who led the campaign.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2020, 07:20:09 pm »

Name: Darus Gelantius
Name's Trait: Lucky
Restoration's Bonus: Economy

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2020, 07:52:06 pm »

Name: Mario Carbini
Name's Trait: Healthy
Restoration Bonus: Population
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2020, 12:01:31 am »

Five potential monarchs, huh ;v

Needs more votes!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2020, 03:14:34 am »

Name: Jacobus Altobergen
Name's Trait: Martial
Restoration's Bonus: Army

Let's not be some figurehead for the Royalists, let's be one who led the campaign.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2020, 03:37:31 am »

Name: Jacobus Altobergen
Name's Trait: Martial
Restoration's Bonus: Army

Let's not be some figurehead for the Royalists, let's be one who led the campaign.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2020, 07:17:59 am »

Name: Darus Gelantius
Name's Trait: Lucky
Restoration's Bonus: Economy
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2020, 10:53:30 am »

1000 CCE

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You are Jacobus V Altobergen!, son of Jacobus IV and Anna Maria! Holding a rifle and wearing the deep red uniform of Rufia military since you were ten, your innate tactical skills allowed you to outsmart the Revolutionaries in the field, avenge your murdered parents and siblings, and restore your family's right to rule.

Like all seven dynasts before you, you rule the Kingdom of Rufia, a landlocked country of iron-bearing hills and wheat-growing valleys. Powerful kingdoms have controlled this area for quite few centuries in the past, exploiting the vast resources of the land, until one of the kingdoms split in two, giving birth to Rufia in the process.

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But the steel production, so much needed for the constructions of artillery, firearms and cuirasses is slow compared to others - that's because Rufian mining industry is slow to adopt the wonders of Steam Engine. Whilst others are enjoying the full benefits of industrial revolution, Rufia is a bit behind in that prospect.

No wonder, the civil war lasted five years, a quarter of the Great War itself!

The Chancellor brings you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status; an ancient, prestigious set of documents, where the most important of tables and labels and axes and charts are displayed.

Suport: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 4
Army: 6

You have no idea what they mean. Oh well!

1000 CCE, 1st Week of Spring

The Marshal arrives with a big smile on his face.

"My liege! I'm pleased to report that our forces are in process of storming the last of Revolutionary holdouts in Jarl Mountains and capturing the remaining few of their leaders. What to do with the bunch, once we get them all?"

A) "Kill. Them. ALL."
B) "Their leadership will be put before the rifles, their families exiled, and their supporters punished."
C) "Let me write them a letter. We might avoid further losses amongst our troops if only I persuade the Revolutionaries to surrender."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2020, 10:56:37 am »

B We're a martial king and we just won a 5-year civil war, we won't likely be able to convince them with words. Best to simply get rid of the problems in a mostly non-violent fashion.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2020, 11:46:56 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2020, 01:23:16 pm »

A

We must put an end to any thought of revolution, and deter anyone from raising arms against the crown.

Heck, they’ve already lost yet cling to their foolish ideas!
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM-R: Jacobus V of Rufia!
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2020, 01:42:46 pm »

A
We cannot risk the exiled planning a future attack
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