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[Haspen]

T'liki noms goblin 6's skulls and somehow half of the goblin remains in mandibles. Happens! (-1dmg) +1AP!

The wap was attempted by Doomblob!

3

It was effective against the sneaky ninjagobbo 1! (-1dmg) +1AP!

Meanwhile, Marie slurped an espresso and became jittery af! (+Quickness:3)

Then Pips got rid of goblin 7 with a skillful die throw! (-1dmg) +1AP!

Enemies Turn:

hobgoblin 3 tries to punch T'liki in the cephalothorax, but his fist bounced off the spider's carapace.

Being jittery did nothing to help Marie evade the branch wielded by goblin 8! (-1hp)

Then even hobgoblin 4 smacked Marie in the nose! (-1hp)

And Pips Serpent got stabbed by the kitchen-knife-wielding ninjagob 3! (-1hp)

Turn 6!

A big, club wielding greenskin stomps from behind the trees! He roars and then steps into clearer view, showing that he is blocky, has thick shoulders, and is definitely not a round creature!

A pair of RPGoblins flank the newly arrived boss!! (+1 Boss, +2 Named Mooks)

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Heroes:
Doomblob, Uwu-Child: 10/10 HP, 2/5 AP
Marie, Pilotmecha: 5/10 HP, 5/5 AP Quickness:2
Pips Serpent, Numerologist: 5/9 HP, 3/6 AP
T'liki, GIFTA: 12/12HP, 2/6AP

The Baddies:

hobgoblin 3 (+HP)
goblin 8
hobgoblin 4 (+HP)
ninjagob 3 (+Hit, +Eva)
RPGoblin 2, 7/7 HP
Troll Club Warrior *??*
RPGoblin 3, 7/7 HP

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Spoiler: Dead Mooks (click to show/hide)

goblin 1
goblin 2
archergobbo 1 (+DMG, +Hit)
archergobbo 2 (+DMG, +Hit)
goblin 3
goblin 4
goblin 9
RPGoblin: 0/7 HP
goblin 10
goblin 11
ninjagob 2 (+Hit, +Eva)
archergobbo 3 (+DMG, +Hit)
hobgoblin 2 (+HP) 0/2 HP
hobgoblin 1 (+HP) 0/2 HP
goblin 5
archergobbo 4 (+DMG, +Hit)
goblin 6
ninjagob 1 (+Hit, +Eva)
goblin 7

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Spoiler: Mission Bestiary (click to show/hide)

RPGoblin:
7 HP
0 Armor
??

[Doomblade187]

"Whewe is round gobbo?"

Wappity Wap on the RPG gobbo.

[SeriousConcentrate]

T'liki continues to sneak about the battlefield... somehow... and creeps up on the troll, then sinks his mandibles into the troll's ankle and injects him with a Venom Bite!

[cronos5010]

Marie spends two AP to firee a couplet of micromissiles at the same RPG Gobbo Doomblob is wapping as she charges towards the trollclub warrior to slash him with the plasma sword.

[SirAston]

"Don't fail me now...!"

Pips Serpent goes Full House on the RPGoblin that doesn't get wapped by Doomblob.

[Haspen]

There is a wap of RPGobbo 2(?) by the newspaper! (1dmg) +1 AP!

The spider climbs onto the Troll and sinks his mandibles into the skin, sticking venom in... and nothing happens!? (-1hp, +1 Intrinsic)

Marie sends two Micromissiles and successfully detonates RPGobbo 2! (2x3 fire dmg) +1 AP!

Then Marie also slashes Troll Club Warrior with her Plasma Blade, making the power of plasma and atom degenerate the ugly greenskin boss! (-4hp, +Plasma Burn, +Irradiated)

The dice are cast, and full house arranged...

2, 3, 3

Pips Serpent singlehandedly blows up RPGobbo 3! (8dmg) +1 AP!

Enemies Turn:

hobgoblin 3 smacks Pips Serpent in da face!! (-1hp)

goblin 8 does the same, but to Marie! (-1hp)

hobgoblin 4 throws a rock at Doomblob, whose suit makes the rock go 'boing'!

ninjagob 3 puts on a flashy show before stabbing Pips Serpent in the gut! (-1hp)

Troll Club Warrior smacks T'liki with his club, sending the spider flying into nearby bushes!! (-3hp)

Turn 7!

Irradiation and Plasma Burn damage Troll Club Warrior bit further! (-1hp) (-2hp)

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Heroes:
Doomblob, Uwu-Child: 10/10 HP, 3/5 AP
Marie, Pilotmecha: 4/10 HP, 0/5 AP Quickness:1
Pips Serpent, Numerologist: 3/9 HP, 2/6 AP
T'liki, GIFTA: 9/12HP, 0/6AP

The Baddies:

hobgoblin 3 (+HP)
goblin 8
hobgoblin 4 (+HP)
ninjagob 3 (+Hit, +Eva)
Troll Club Warrior *??* (8dmg taken) Plasma Burn:x Irradiated:x

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Spoiler: Dead Mooks (click to show/hide)

goblin 1
goblin 2
archergobbo 1 (+DMG, +Hit)
archergobbo 2 (+DMG, +Hit)
goblin 3
goblin 4
goblin 9
RPGoblin: 0/7 HP
goblin 10
goblin 11
ninjagob 2 (+Hit, +Eva)
archergobbo 3 (+DMG, +Hit)
hobgoblin 2 (+HP) 0/2 HP
hobgoblin 1 (+HP) 0/2 HP
goblin 5
archergobbo 4 (+DMG, +Hit)
goblin 6
ninjagob 1 (+Hit, +Eva)
goblin 7
RPGoblin 2, 0/7 HP
RPGoblin 3, 0/7 HP

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Spoiler: Mission Bestiary (click to show/hide)

RPGoblin:
7 HP
0 Armor
??

Troll Club Warrior:
?? HP
Basic Attack: 4dmg
0 Armor
Troll Blood: Immunity to Poison, Sickness, Weak.
??

[SirAston]

"The deities don't roll dice... because they're cowards! Cosmic Die, go!"

Pips Serpent pulls out his Cosmic Die and throws it against the Troll Club Warrior.

[Haspen]

The Cosmic Die struck the Troll Warrior Club!... and did some damage! (2x2dmg)

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Heroes:
Doomblob, Uwu-Child: 10/10 HP, 3/5 AP
Marie, Pilotmecha: 4/10 HP, 1/5 AP Quickness:1
Pips Serpent, Numerologist: 3/9 HP, 1/6 AP
T'liki, GIFTA: 9/12HP, 0/6AP

The Baddies:

hobgoblin 3 (+HP)
goblin 8
hobgoblin 4 (+HP)
ninjagob 3 (+Hit, +Eva)
Troll Club Warrior *??* (12dmg taken) Plasma Burn:x Irradiated:x

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Spoiler: Dead Mooks (click to show/hide)

goblin 1
goblin 2
archergobbo 1 (+DMG, +Hit)
archergobbo 2 (+DMG, +Hit)
goblin 3
goblin 4
goblin 9
RPGoblin: 0/7 HP
goblin 10
goblin 11
ninjagob 2 (+Hit, +Eva)
archergobbo 3 (+DMG, +Hit)
hobgoblin 2 (+HP) 0/2 HP
hobgoblin 1 (+HP) 0/2 HP
goblin 5
archergobbo 4 (+DMG, +Hit)
goblin 6
ninjagob 1 (+Hit, +Eva)
goblin 7
RPGoblin 2, 0/7 HP
RPGoblin 3, 0/7 HP

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Spoiler: Mission Bestiary (click to show/hide)

RPGoblin:
7 HP
0 Armor
??

Troll Club Warrior:
?? HP
Basic Attack: 4dmg
0 Armor
Troll Blood: Immunity to Poison, Sickness, Weak.
??

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Pips, you look like you need this!"

T'liki uncorks an elixir and feeds it to Pips.

[Doomblade187]

"UWU"

Bap the ninjagob

[cronos5010]

Marie chugs another elixir to try and stay heal and hearthy while her coffee induced high winds down, before switching to firing another positronic artillery beam at hobgoblin 4.

[Haspen]

T'Liki feeds Pips Serpent an Elixir! (+3hp)

Doomblob attempts to bap the ninjagob 3!

1

But ninjagob 3 dodges the bap with grace!

Marie downs a bottle of Elixir herself! (+3hp)

Then fires the beam! Does the ninjagob 3 continues his graceful dodging away from the danger?

5

Right into the beam, more like! (1dmg, 3dmg, 1dmg) +3 AP!

Enemies turn:

hobgoblin 3 waps Doomblob in response - and the wap does nothing!

Troll Club Warrior sees that his mooks are gone, and decides to call in reinforcements!

2

Two more goblin mooks respond to the call! (+2 Mooks)

Turn 8!

Troll Club Warrior suffers again from the effects of irradiation and plasma burns! (-1hp, -2hp)

A trio of mooks arrives to battle the Heroes, including one that wields a spiky armor and nasty-looking hatchet! (+3 Mooks)

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Heroes:
Doomblob, Uwu-Child: 10/10 HP, 3/5 AP
Marie, Pilotmecha: 7/10 HP, 3/5 AP
Pips Serpent, Numerologist: 6/9 HP, 1/6 AP
T'liki, GIFTA: 9/12HP, 0/6AP

The Baddies:

hobgoblin 3 (+HP)
Troll Club Warrior *??* (15dmg taken) Plasma Burn:x Irradiated:x
goblin 9
archergobbo 5 (+DMG, +Hit)
goblin 10
goblin 11
goblin warrior 1 (+DMG, +Armor, +Mag.Armor)

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Spoiler: Dead Mooks (click to show/hide)

goblin 1
goblin 2
archergobbo 1 (+DMG, +Hit)
archergobbo 2 (+DMG, +Hit)
goblin 3
goblin 4
goblin 9
RPGoblin: 0/7 HP
goblin 10
goblin 11
ninjagob 2 (+Hit, +Eva)
archergobbo 3 (+DMG, +Hit)
hobgoblin 2 (+HP) 0/2 HP
hobgoblin 1 (+HP) 0/2 HP
goblin 5
archergobbo 4 (+DMG, +Hit)
goblin 6
ninjagob 1 (+Hit, +Eva)
goblin 7
RPGoblin 2, 0/7 HP
RPGoblin 3, 0/7 HP
goblin 8
hobgoblin 4 (+HP) 0/2 HP
ninjagob 3 (+Hit, +Eva)

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Spoiler: Mission Bestiary (click to show/hide)

RPGoblin:
7 HP
0 Armor
??

Troll Club Warrior:
?? HP
Basic Attack: 4dmg
0 Armor
Troll Blood: Immunity to Poison, Sickness, Weak.
Skill: Call the Mooks (0AP): 2-4 Mooks arrive to help out against the Heroes! Cannot use if there's 4 or more Mooks already.
??

[SeriousConcentrate]

"You can do it, Marie!" T'liki raised his front legs and swayed from side to side. "Show the goblins what heroes can do!"

T'liki give Marie a Pep Talk!

[Doomblade187]

"You fuwl, you bwing pointy stick to newspapew fiwt"

Bap Archergobbo

[cronos5010]

Feeling a little left out after being the only quiet member of the team so far, Marie activates her positronic artiller beam once more and screams out an honestly kind of forced sounding, "Taste justice!," before she fires

Marie uses Positronic Artillery Beam on Troll Club Warrior/