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[Haspen]

This is a thread of people to Roleplay and generally play about when there's no Missions going on!

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"Spoken lines go like this."

And brooding, edgy thoughts about defeating your arch-nemesis go like this.

Please remember that you shouldn't be posting UNLESS the GM explicitly mentions you/your player character! Paradoxes are bad!!

[Haspen]

EPISODE 1: Invasion of the Greenskins!
MISSION 1: Apprehend the Round Creature!

The control computer onboard the escape pod flashed with red and pink lights, until a small, robotic bunny showed up.

"Hi! I'm BON-BON, HoNK's computer mascot! Do not worry!! Everything's running fine!! We're approaching planet Nobelia, Yamato District, Chichirokawa Town, at speeds that are best left untold!!" A timer showed up, counting down from one full minute.

"Keep your seatbelts fastened and prepare for landing! 52 seconds to go!!..."

Meanwhile, down on the surface...

A goblin, with his body wrapped in a Nobelian flag, stepped onto a large, flat rock, to address his fellow greenskins.

"We un gut un-ion-ize, we gun not fite for overlards any-mur! Is not our destineh!!" He shouted at his comrades.

....sssssss...

"We musta maked our un countreh, where goblin and non-goblin can live in arrmony!" Other goblins nodded their heads at his words, agreeing with his viewpoint.

...ssSSSSHHHH...

"Got uh country made an we can build things! Make ice-crim! Ice-crim for all gobluns! This promise you me, if we take things in ur ands! Few of the more-aware goblins began listening it to the background, as there was quite a noise they couldn't simply localize...

...ssSSHHOOOOOOOOMM-

"Erect meh as presidunt, and am promise to-

*CRASH!!*

BON-BON bounced happily on the computer screen.

"We have safely arrived at outskirts of Chichirokawa!! It's twenty-five degrees outside, with sun out and zero clouds and a gentle breeze! Approximately eight thousand baddies have been detected in the half-kilometer radius around the escape pod!! Prepare for immediate combat situation!!" With a loud, metallic 'bomf', the escape pod's blast door was catapulted to the outside, allowing the Heroes to disembark from their craft.

"Good luck! Good luck! Good luck!" BON-BON disappeared from the screen.

A horde of angry goblins, wielding their crude weapons, snarled and hissed at the four Heroes.

It's fightin' time!!!

//T'liki (SeriousConcentrate), Doomblob (Doomblade187), Pips Serpent (SirAston) and Marie (cronos5010) are now fighting for peace and justice!!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Heroes:
Doomblob, Uwu-Child: 10/10 HP, 0/5 AP
Marie, Pilotmecha: 10/10 HP, 0/5 AP
Pips Serpent, Numerologist: 9/9 HP, 0/6 AP
T'liki, GIFTA: 12/12HP, 0/6AP

The Baddies:
goblin 2
goblin 3
goblin 4
hobgoblin 1 (+HP)
goblin 5
hobgoblin 2 (+HP)
goblin 6
archergobbo 1 (+ATK, +Hit)
goblin 7
archergobbo 2 (+ATK, +Hit)

Spoiler: Dead Mooks (click to show/hide)

goblin 1

[SeriousConcentrate]

T'liki immediately jumps out and onto Goblin 2, biting him viciously!

[Doomblade187]

Doomblob rolls smoothly out of the pod, and waps archergobbo1 in the face.

"UwU"

[cronos5010]

Marie casually strolls out of the pod, and immediately fires her buster at archergobbo2

[SirAston]

"Taking no chances for an early advantage!"

Pips Serpent attacks Goblin 3

[Haspen]

T'liki bites off goblin 2's head off with ease! (1 piercing dmg) +1 AP!

Doomblob clonks archergobbo 1's ugly face! (1 dmg) +1 AP!

Marie blasts her buster at archergobbo 2, exploding them instantly! (1dmg) +1 AP!

Pip Serpent throws his Triadic dice at Goblin 3!

1

The throw kills goblin 3 right away! (1dmg) +1 AP!

Enemies Turn:

goblin 4 tinks T'liki for no damage whatsoever!

hobgoblin 1 gently smacks Doomblob, doing no harm at all!

goblin 5 punches Doomblob, whose suit cushions the impact easily!

hobgoblin 2 actually manages to stab Pips Serpent in the gut! (1dmg)

goblin 6 throws a punch at Pips Serpent and hits him in the face! (1dmg)

goblin 7 follows suits and punches Pips Serpent in the stomach! (1dmg)

Turn 2!

More goblins arrive to fight the Heroes! (+4 mooks, +1 Named Enemy)

Whilst four are armed crudely, the fifth wields a... is that a bazooka!?!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Heroes:
Doomblob, Uwu-Child: 10/10 HP, 1/5 AP
Marie, Pilotmecha: 10/10 HP, 1/5 AP
Pips Serpent, Numerologist: 6/9 HP, 1/6 AP
T'liki, GIFTA: 12/12HP, 1/6AP

The Baddies:
goblin 4
hobgoblin 1 (+HP)
goblin 5
hobgoblin 2 (+HP)
goblin 6
goblin 7
hobgoblin 3 (+HP)
goblin 8
goblin 9
RPGoblin *??*
goblin 10

Spoiler: Dead Mooks (click to show/hide)

goblin 1
goblin 2
archergobbo 1 (+ATK, +Hit)
archergobbo 2 (+ATK, +Hit)
goblin 3

[SeriousConcentrate]

"That one looks dangerous!" T'liki commented upon seeing the one with the hollow metal tube. Maybe one of his allies would have something that could take care of it.

T'liki skitters over to Goblin 4 and bites him viciously.

[SirAston]

"Onto it!"

Pips Serpent Rigs the Slots to attack RPGoblin

[Haspen]

goblin 4 is now dead thanks to valiant efforts of T'liki! (1dmg) +1 AP

Pips Serpent rigged the dice and blasted them at RPGoblin, who suffered a some wounds! (3dmg, +1 Intrinsic found!)

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Heroes:
Doomblob, Uwu-Child: 10/10 HP, 1/5 AP
Marie, Pilotmecha: 10/10 HP, 1/5 AP
Pips Serpent, Numerologist: 6/9 HP, 0/6 AP
T'liki, GIFTA: 12/12HP, 2/6AP

The Baddies:
hobgoblin 1 (+HP)
goblin 5
hobgoblin 2 (+HP)
goblin 6
goblin 7
hobgoblin 3 (+HP)
goblin 8
goblin 9
RPGoblin *??*
goblin 10

Spoiler: Dead Mooks (click to show/hide)

goblin 1
goblin 2
archergobbo 1 (+ATK, +Hit)
archergobbo 2 (+ATK, +Hit)
goblin 3
goblin 4

Spoiler: Mission Bestiary (click to show/hide)

RPGoblin:
0 Armor
??

[Doomblade187]

Doomblob blobhuggles Marie, pointing excitedly at the RPG goblin.

[cronos5010]

Marie turns around and sweeps the area surrounding the RPG goblin with a positronic artillery beam, dealing 3 damage to it and 1 damage to surrounding goblins.

[Haspen]

Doomblob blobhuggles Marie! (+1 Hit, +1 Evasion, +1 Dmg)

BZZZZLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM goes the beam, vaporising RPGoblin and two goblins standing near it! (2dmg, 4dmg, 2dmg, +1 Intrinsic found!) +3 AP!

Enemies Turn:

hobgoblin 1 tries to smack Marie with his big stick!

6

It lands right on her face! (-1dmg)

goblin 5 follows up with an attempt at an uppercut!

1

Marie dodges with grace!

hobgoblin 2 joins in and tries to smack her with a rock!

6

Squarely in the chest! (-1dmg)

goblin 6 follows suit, swinging his fist at Marie!

5

BONK! (-1dmg)

goblin 7 says 'me next me next!' and swings his club at Marie!

1

He fails to hit her, though!

hobgoblin 3 feels abit more chivalrous... so he lunges at Pips Serpent instead, whacking him over his head! (-1 dmg)

goblin 8 decides to go after Doomblob, but a loud TINK! is all that happens!

Turn 3!

More greenskins arrive! Including two dressed in black suits. Are they martial artists from afar!? (+4 Mooks)

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Heroes:
Doomblob, Uwu-Child: 10/10 HP, 1/5 AP
Marie, Pilotmecha: 7/10 HP, 3/5 AP
Pips Serpent, Numerologist: 5/9 HP, 0/6 AP
T'liki, GIFTA: 12/12HP, 2/6AP

The Baddies:
hobgoblin 1 (+HP)
goblin 5
hobgoblin 2 (+HP)
goblin 6
goblin 7
hobgoblin 3 (+HP)
goblin 8
ninjagob 1 (+Hit, +Eva)
goblin 11
ninjagob 2 (+Hit, +Eva)
archergobbo 3 (+DMG, +Hit)

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Spoiler: Dead Mooks (click to show/hide)

goblin 1
goblin 2
archergobbo 1 (+DMG, +Hit)
archergobbo 2 (+DMG, +Hit)
goblin 3
goblin 4
goblin 9
RPGoblin: 0/7 HP
goblin 10

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Spoiler: Mission Bestiary (click to show/hide)

RPGoblin:
7 HP
0 Armor
??

[Doomblade187]

Doomblob looks at Pips, suffering from multiple wounds.

"Hewe, Pips, let me hewp."

Stack on Pips.

[cronos5010]

Jumping back a little to avoid further retaliation, Marie lets out another blast of positronic artillery beams, this time aiming for the ninja standing near the archer.
Positronic artillery beam on ninjagob2