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[Haspen]

The planet Nobelia is beset by various monsters of the week, invasions from in and out-side, and occassional demon summoning gone wrong. But the enligthened Queen Elizabeth Maria Rafelia III Nobelia von Vunderrum and the Nobelian government have found the ultimate solution to the problem - and thus the Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom Organization has been founded! Operating from the orbital station above Nobelian capital, the HoNK does its best to protect the civilians from horribly perishing at hands of the forces of darkness!

Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom, come forth to vanquish evil!

So what's this? Inspired by animes of 80's and 90's, you and your newfound companions within the HoNK team up to destroy hordes of evil Mooks, knock about the evil lieutenants and then defeat the boss of whatever it is that tries to destroy/conquer/alter/[insert verb here] Nobelia at the moment! Through careful item management, simple rules and power of friendship, you shall triumph on the field of battle!

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Spoiler: RULES (click to show/hide)

CHARACTER SHEET:

Name, Surname, Title, or Whatever (username in here please): Hatkat the Vigilante Seer of Nobelia (Haspen)
Class: Supermagus Supreme
Likes*: Plushies, Paint Fumes, Beast Juice Gorgon Flavor
Dislikes*: Lava, Beast Juice ORIGINAL
Backstory: Here comes the tragic backstory of your character. It's supposed to have paragraphs of violence, drama, vengeance and so on. Whatever it was that drove your young (or old) character to pursue the life of heroics and world-saving business, and join HoNK (Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom) organization!

MOOKS:

"Whatever evil power, god, alien overlord or dimensional demon will invade Nobelia, they shall be accompanied by Mooks." (so sayeth the World-Conquering Villain Manual, page 31).
Mooks are 1 HP (Health Point), 1 Damage servants and henchmen, who shall be obliterated in droves by Heroes during their quest(s) to protect Nobelia - and fuel up the AP (Action Point) score of the Heroes. Yes, you basically charge up your skills, spells and tricks by killing the guys working for the Big Bad!

There might be some classes of Mooks that are improved with certain bonuses; these bonuses will be listed by the name of the Mook.
The bonuses a Mook can have are: HP, Armor/Magic/Cold/Fire, Damage, Hit, Evasion. All these raise the values by 1 point only, so there will be never a Mook with 3 HP, or 3 Damage, or 2 Armor, etc etc.

NAMED ENEMIES AND BOSSES:

Named Enemies are certain captains, envoys, bodyguards (etc etc) of the main Big Bad of the season. They have decent amount of HP, some Intrinsics, mayhaps a rather powerful Weapon or an array of Skills.

Named Enemies, unlike Mooks, are one-kind only (or are they!?), and there's rarely any info in HoNK Database about them. Sages, R.O.B.O's and Sorcerors will have to use their skills to find out about strengths and weaknesses of these Named Enemies. Some of them might drop useful items or a valuable piece of equipment when killed.

Bosses are usually reserved for the End-of-Chapter-Battle; powerful combatants, with dozens, if not hundreds, of HP, with murderous skills that can OHKO even toughest of heroes, and of course like lovely end-game piñatas they are, they shall drop wondrous loot upon their death.

INTRINSICS, OR THE LIST OF ENEMY WEAKNESSES, SKILLS, GAMBITS AND WHATEVER ELSE THEY HAVE:

Intrinsics are all bits of information that relate to enemies' Skills, Ailment immunities, Armor values, passive Abilities and all other things.
For example, Giant Enemy Crab might have 'Armor: 4', 'Pincer Crush: Deals 4 Piercing Damage to Target', 'Immunity to Poison'. All these 3 are separate Intrinsics. Named Enemies and Bosses might have any amount of Intrinsics, from just few, to a thirty-something-long list of immunities, resistances, skills, and armor values.

Some of these will be revealed to you automatically when you 'hit' them; Armor: 4 Intrinsic will be found out when your Champion buddy hits them with their Claymore; info on Pincer Crush will appear when said buddy gets damaged by it, and Immunity to Poison when your Ninja-Samurai finds out about it the hard way.
Sages, R.O.B.Os and Sorcerors have a Skill that can quickly and easily reveal 1 Intrinsic to your Team right away. You can also use Hand Scanners, though you gotta procure them first.

STATS AND LABELS EXPLAINED:

HP: Health Points. These go to 0, you're dead. If your buddies get through Combat, you will start next one with 1 HP. If they get through Chapter alive, you will be healed up at HoNK HQ afterwards to full health. Of course, there are Skills and Items that can rez yo butt up in middle of Combat.
AP: Action Points. You want to do Skills and other fancy attacks, you need these. Normally, you gain 1 AP per 1 Mook you kill. Few classes have Skills that raise the AP in other ways. Some Consumables can get you some AP quite fast, but usually at a penalty.
Armor: There are 4 Armor types in the game:
*Armor: Basic armor* affecting physical attacks. Unless a specific Damage is applied, the attack/skill you use will account for this Armor. A whole bunch of Starting armors have this value at 1.
*Mag.Armor: Short for Magical Armor. Usually has to do with magic and pure energies of the cosmos. 2nd most used Armor after the default one.
*Fire Armor: Protects against fire skills, which are quite rare. With Fire Armor 4 or higher, you're immune to On Fire! Ailment.
*Cold Armor: Protects against cold skills, which are even rarer than Fire skills. With Cold Armor 4 or higher, you're immune to Frozen Ailment.
Damage: There are 5 Damage types in the game:
*Damage: Default one that is affected by default Armor, as written above. Almost all Starting weapons deal Damage, and thus are affected by Armor.
*Piercing Damage: This one's tricky! Piercing Damage first lowers enemy Armor, and then calcs up the resultant loss of HP. Example: Your attack deals 3 Piercing Damage, and the enemy has 4 Armor. Their Armor is reduced by 3, and THEN Damage is reduced by Armor. 3 Piercing - 4 Armor = 1 Armor. 3 Damage - 1 Armor = 2 HP lost.
*Magical Damage: Most of magical-sounding skills use this type of Damage, which is reduced by Mag.Armor.
*Fire Damage: Second-rarest damage type in the game.
*Cold Damage: The rarest of all damage types in the game.

'WAT' EQUIPMENT SYSTEM:

Every hero's equipment is divided into three slots: Weapon, Armor, and Trinket.
You can wield one Weapon, wear one Armor, and adorn yourself with one Trinket. Every playable class starts with Weapon and Armor, but Trinkets can only be pilfered from enemies, found in treasure chests, or bought on TV.

WAT system is also a breakthrough in quantum stacking technology; all items that you do not wear/wield or otherwise use are placed on a huge list, accessible by every party member at any moment. The list also includes every healing item, consumable or gadget that your party might possess!

A-HA COMBAT SYSTEM:

Auto-Hit Assault system runs the combat of this game. In this system, by default, your hits always connect - whoever you target, will receive damage based on the values of your Weapon, or whatever value the Skill you've just used has.
This is modified, however, by Evasion values of your Target and the Hit value of your character. If Evasion value exceeds Hit value, a 1d6 die is employed to determine if the target successfully evades your attack.
For example: You have +1 to Hit, and the Enemy Lieutenant With Fancy Name has +3 Evasion bonus. 3-1 = 2, so if the 1d6 roll ends up being 2 or lower, the enemy Evades your attack.

Try to keep your Hit in positive values, and enemy Evasion as low as possible; conversely, you want your Evasion to be as high as possible and enemy Hit hopefully at 0, or even better, below it (and remember to bring some extra Eye Drops just in case!).

COMBAT ACTIONS AND BATTLE FORMATION:

During Combat, each Character has certain amount of available actions to take:

Fight: Obviously you stab (or shoot, or whack, or boot, or...) an evil guy.
Skill: You use one of your several Skills. Be mindful of your AP!
Switch: You switch Positions with one Ally. This does not consume Ally's turn, only yours; however, your Ally must be alive (HP above 0) to Switch places with them.
Defend: You Defend yourself (or an Ally), raising all of your Armor values by 2 until next Turn. If you're Defending an Ally, all enemy actions targetting the Ally automatically target you instead.
Item: You use an Item currently in Party's Inventory.
Retreat: Something's wrong? Time to run away! If all Characters decide to Retreat, the Battle ends instantly, allowing the Characters to backtrack, rest and regroup if needed - or, if possible at all. You never know, that giant enemy crab might chase right after you!

After all Characters use up their Action for the Turn, the Enemy team use theirs.
Characters afflicted with Quickness perform 2 actions each Turn; both need to be stated in the same post.

Battle formation refers to the line-up of Characters (and Enemies). This is adjusted before battle, but can be changed with Switch action.
The line-up in turn affects certain Skills that target units that are 'adjacent', 'in line' etc.

Consider the following: Enemy A has a Skill that hits 2 Characters 'in a line'. If the Characters are lined-up like this:
Character A
Character B
Character C
And Enemy A targets Character A, then the second targeted Character will be Character B. BUT, if Characters B and C Switch positions, then Enemy A's skill would target Character A and Character C instead.

Now, lets look at Ültramarine's Sifor's Boom-Pack. It hits the Target for 6 Damage and adjacent units for 2 Fire Damage. If the Enemies are lined-up like this:
Enemy A
Enemy B
Enemy C
And Ültramarine targets Enemy A, it will deal 6 Damage to Enemy A and 2 Fire Damage to Enemy B. HOWEVER, if Ültramarine would target Enemy B instead, it would deal 6 Damage to Enemy B, and 2 Fire Damage to Enemy A and Enemy C each, raising the total damage dealt compared to previous situation!

EXPERIENCE SYSTEM OR 'LEVEL UPS ARE BORING AND TEDIOUS, LETS HANDWAVE THEM':

The only sort of Experience System in this game is one that grants you 1 Improvement Point (IP) at end of a Chapter. Those who fought the Big Bad of the Chapter receive additional 1 IP.

Said IP can be then spent on raising your Max.HP by 2, Max.AP by 1, or to buy one of combat bonuses: +1 Damage, +1 Hit, +1 Evasion, +1 Armor, +1 Mag.Armor. These five bonuses cannot be re-bought to further increase your combat modifiers.

So yeah, experience and levels are just a way to beef up your character a bit, so they don't get killed too fast.

INTERMISSIONS, OR CHILLING OUT BETWEEN CHAPTERS:

Between each Chapter, you will have an option to Chill Out. You can take your Character out to Shop, or you can roleplay with your fellow Heroes in an attempt to raise Shipping Ranks with them.

There HoNK HQ Space Station is full of vending machines, quirky little shops, and bulk-selling warehouses. It's the only way to get Consumables; most Healing items are stocked at HoNK HQ, ready for taking when you need them.

Sometimes, you might find a traveling merchant (with plethora of various items) who has arrived on the station, or a new, specific shop being opened. Both Merchants and Shops offer certain, otherwise hard-to-get items, and most often, they're quite pricey too. Keep your eyes open!

SHIPPING RANKS:

Obviously, in a big team of Heroes, there will be relationships developing between certain characters - no animesque heroic story can be complete without them!
In-between Chapters, you can roleplay with other Heroes. Said roleplay should absolutely NOT breach the forum rules in any way. The great Toad is always watching, remember that.
Once your roleplay a bit, and a new Chapter has not started yet, the GM will review your roleplay, and, GM's majesty willing, you shall receive 1 level of Shipping Rank! Each Shipping Rank gives you a bonus as long as the character you're Shipping with is adjacent to you during Combat.

Bonuses to Hit, Evasion and Damage do NOT stack, and only the highest values will be applied. So if you're adjacent to one person with whom you have Shipping Rank E, and other person with whom you have Shipping Rank C, you will receive +1 Hit, +1 Damage, and +1 Evasion bonus only.
Skills received via Shipping Rank, however, are not subject to adjacency requirement, and can be freely used to boost the person you're Shipped with.

Shipping Ranks F to A: These ranks are 'free-for-all', meaning you can get any character to A rank, if you're diligent enough and have that much spare time to roleplay them all.
(F): Default, non-listed Shipping Rank, just here to fill out the grades. No bonus.
E: You know this guy, they're with you on the team, and they're good combat partners, too. +1 Hit.
D: Someone you can trust and depend on in stressful situations. +2 Armor when Defending Allies with Rank D or above.
C: This person inspires you to reach your full potential. +1 Hit, +1 Damage, +1 Evasion.
B: One of close friends, whose words will cheer you up. Grants Skill: 'Kind Words (0): Target receives +1 Hit, +1 Evasion, and +1 Damage until next Turn. Targets can be Allies with Shipping Rank B or higher only.'
A: Best Friends Forever! With them at your side, you can defeat any evil foe, no matter how powerful! +2 Hit, +2 Evasion, +2 Damage.

Shipping Ranks S to SSS: These ranks are reserved to best of best friends, and those beyond that. You can have only 3 Characters at these ranks. One can reach Rank SSS; second can only reach rank SS, and the third is limited to Rank S.
S: Definitely past simple friendship now, you just don't realize it. Grants Skill: 'Personal Care (0): Restores 2 HP and clears up to 4 Ailments. Targets can be Allies with Shipping Rank S or higher only.'
SS: Are you guys dating or something? I can bet you've seen each other nude too, you lewd animals, you. Grants Skill: 'Something Special (0): Maxes out Target's AP. Targets can be Allies with Shipping Rank SS or higher only.'
SSS: Let's be honest, the only reason you two aren't in wedding apparel right now is because you're too busy defending Nobelia and vanquishing evil. +3 Hit, +3 Evasion, +3 Damage.

Active Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom:
1. T'liki, Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Arachnid (SeriousConcentrate)
2. Doomblob, Uwu-Child (Doomblade187)
3. Pips Serpent, Numerologist (SirAston)
4. Marie, Pilotmecha (cronos5010)
Rookies on their way to the HoNK HQ:
A. Donatello Miura, Martial Artist (adzi)
B. Skylar Slater, Noble Blade-Star Crusader (TricMagic)
C. David Hargrove, Masterchef (PowderMiner)
D. Maximus Hammicus, Ültramarine (Solymr)
E. Frank, Sage (Chaoskl)
F. V.O.L.T.A.I.R.E, R.O.B.O (scriver)
G. ??, ctsun

RECRUITMENT OPEN! The 'test' mission will put 4 players at most against your bog-standard invasion of goblins, but are angry greenskins the only enemy out there!?!?

[Haspen]

Spoiler: HERO CLASS LIST (click to show/hide)

Class list: 21 in total

Champion [CHMP]
Elementalist [ELEM]
Faerie [FAIE]
Gorgon [GORG]
Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Arachnid [GIFT]
Martial Artist [MART]
Masterchef [MCHF]
Necrolover [NCRL]
Ninja-Samurai [NISA]
Noble Blade-Star Crusader [NBSC]
Numerologist [NUMR]
Pilotmecha [PLMC]
Puppet Master [PUPR]
R.O.B.O [ROBO]
Sage [SAGE]
Skyranger [SKRE]
Sorceror [ORRR]
Uwu-child [UWUD]
Ültramarine [ÜLTR]
Wizzard [WZZR]
Zubatman [UBAT]
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Champion [CHMP]
A youngster that grew up into a battle-hardened young adult, master of sword, spear, hammer, flail, bi-knives, war-fists, hook-axe, battle-net and sickle-staff. Then they discarded all their skills to concentrate on wielding claymores and heavy shields instead. Considered dumb and brutish, Champions nonetheless make most loyal of allies and a good joke material all-year round.

HP: 16
Max.AP: 5
Starting Weapon: Claymore (2 Damage)
Starting Armor: Maille (2 Armor)

Skills:
Duck and Cover (1): Champion Defends one of their Allies, simultaneously raising their massive shield, receiving +3 Armor until next Turn.
Xross-Xtrike (2): Attacks the target for Weapon's damage with +1 bonus, two times. It's considered to be one of Xtremely Kool Attakz.
Clean Sweep (3): Attacks 5 enemies in a row for Weapon's damage.
Crippling Hit (3): Attacks an enemy for Weapon's damage with +1 bonus, and also inflicts Armbind for 4 Turns.
Hero Sword Attack (4): Attacks the target for Weapon's double damage, with Magical modifier on top. If the weapon already deals Magical damage, the damage output is quadrupled instead.
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Elementalist [ELEM]
A generic magician wielding his powers to support their allies and torment their enemies, with a bit of emphasis on the latter. Their skills are truly devastating against multiple enemies.

HP: 8
Max.AP: 10
Starting Weapon: Heavy Stick (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Battlecape (0 Armor, +1 Evasion)

Skills:
Conflagration (1): Deals 1 Fire Damage and inflicts On Fire! on the target for 2 Turns. If the target has On Fire! ailment already, deals 4 Fire Damage extra instead.
Freeze! (1): Inflicts Frozen on the Target for 2 Turns.
Make it Rain! (1): Inflicts Wet! on all Enemies.
Fogcall (2): Increases Evasion of all units in Combat by 3 for 2 Turns.
Boulder Fist (2): Deals 4 Damage to the target.
Fire/Ice-Scale Cloak (2): Elementalist summons for themselves a Fire- or Ice-resistant Cloak, which replaces current armor for 3 Turns. 1 Armor, 3 Fire/Ice Armor.
Ice Lances (3): Deals 2 Ice Damage to 5 targets, and inflicts Slow on them for 2 Turns.
Thunderclap (4): Deals 4 Magical Damage to the target, and lowers their Hit and Evasion by 2 for 2 Turns.
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Faerie [FAIE]
Some sort of humanoid with beautiful face, beautiful hair, beautiful skin, beatiful everything. Over the centuries, their perfectionism made them rather narcissist and arrogant to other races, especially those stupid, weak, ugly humans. Ugh, humans! Faeries are the only race in existence that still worships the ancient world-goddess, Faea, who's said to return in year 30131 to bring about a new era of prosperity upon Faerie.

HP: 7
Max.AP: 7
Starting Weapon: Smol Crossbow (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Faerie Battledress (0 Armor, 1 Mag.Armor)

Skills:
Elfin Grace (1): Calling upon protection of Faea, the Faerie gains +3 Mag.Armor until next Turn.
Gentle Sunrays (1): Restores 2 HP, and removes Weak, Poison, Slow and Frozen! ailments from one Ally.
Lightbeam (1): Beam of solar energy, that deals 1 Fire Damage to the Target and inflicts Blindness for 2 Turns.
Third Eye Vision (2): Tapping into the powers of their Inner Eye, the Faerie gains +2 Hit and +2 Evasion for 3 Turns.
Siren's Song (3): A melodic singing that is said to hypnotize even the strongest-willed creatures. Inflicts Forgetfulness and Blindness on Target for 3 Turns.
Faerie Fire (4): Magical strike blessed by Faea! Deals 6 Magical Damage to the Target and inflicts Irradiated! for 3 Turns.

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Gorgon [GORG]
Snek-person with red, scaly skin, luscious flowing hair, and with a rather unfortunate habit of barely wearing any clothes (loincloths and chestwraps being the standard). For some reason, Gorgon females are more popular than males, especially among human and faerie teenagers. Gorgons use their natural abilities in combat, and are able to slow and paralyze their enemies before finishing them off.

HP: 9+2
Max.AP: 7
Starting Weapon: Fake Claws (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Extra Scale (0 Armor, +2 HP)

Skills:
Gorgon Stare (1): The Gorgon stares at the enemy with their hypnotic golden eyes, and inflicts Slow on Target for 4 Turns.
Snake Dance (1): A belly-and-tail dance that inflicts Forgetfulness on Target for 4 Turns.
Eye Beams (2): BZZZYAAAAM! Deals 3 Fire Damage and inflicts On Fire! ailment on Target for 2 Turns.
Regeneration (3): Using their magical red blood, the Gorgon recovers HP up to their base Maximum value (before Armor bonus).
Petryfying Gaze (3): Using the primordial power of the Snake All-Mother, Medusa, the Gorgon inflicts Petrification (1) on Target.
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Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Arachnid [GIFT]
Nobody knows from which circle of hell those cheerful, brown-skinned, fuzzy spiders came from, but once they've left it, they've decided to settle in Nobelia for good. Usually, they keep to themselves, happily living out their lives in dark forests and forgotten ruins. However, some of them possess adventurous spirits, which send them out into the world to kill some baddies and feast on their succulen- I mean, save the world.

HP: 12
Max.AP: 6 (can also be raised by using Pep Talk)
Starting Weapon: Iron Fangs (1 Piercing Damage)
Starting Armor: Chitin Carapace (1 Armor)

Skills:
Pep Talk (0): Arachnid cheers on one of their Allies, boosting their Hit by +1 for next 3 Turns. Arachnid gains 1 AP.
Webbing (1): Inflicts Slow on the Target for 4 Turns.
Hello! (1): Arachnid tells a lengthy (but boring) bug-hunting story, inflicting Forgetfulness on the Target for 4 Turns.
Acid Spray (1): Inflicts 3 counters of Acid upon the Target.
Arachnid Away~! (1): Someone wants the Arachnid dead, so they scurry away, receiving +4 Evasion bonus until next Turn.
Venom Bite (2): A special bite for Weapon's damage, and also inflicts Poison and Sickness on the Target for next 3 Turns.
Yay, lunchtime! (2): If an enemy was killed during last Turn, Arachnid recovers 5 HP and cures self of 1 Ailment. Don't worry, we will skip the details.
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Martial Artist [MART]
An artist who uses their fists and feet to fight (and create art, too). Their fight style is messy, and some believe that the paints they use might have way too toxic fumes to be considered 'safe'. It probably messes up with their brains, too, but don't tell them that.

HP: 11
Max.AP: 10
Starting Weapon: Knuckles (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Gym Suit (0 Armor)

Skills:
Paintjob (0): Martial Artist inflicts Marked! ailment upon the target for 4 Turns.
Fresh Paint (0): Martial Artist opens a fresh pack of paint to prepare themselves for ART!, which incidentally gives them +1 Hit and +1 Evasion bonus for 2 Turns.
Painted Strike (1): Martial Artist strikes a Marked! enemy for 5 Damage.
Joint Smack (1): Deals 2 Damage and inflicts Armbind on Target for 3 Turns.
Artistic Collab (2): Combines basic attacks of Martial Artist and one chosen Ally, dealing total sum of Damages to one Target. Chosen Ally must have NOT moved this Turn yet; the Ally's Turn is not spent after participating in Artistic Collab.
High-Kick Paint Tornado (3): Martial Artist strikes 3 enemies for 2 Damage and applies Marked! ailment on them for 4 Turns.
Dazzling Art Show (4): All enemies with Marked! ailment receive 5 Damage, and are inflicted with Blindness for 3 Turns, while Marked! ailment is removed from them.
Masterpiece! (5): Martial Artist strikes a Marked! enemy for 9 Magical Damage. If the enemy dies, Martial Artist's Turn does not end.
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Masterchef [MCHF]
After all, even a team of Choosen Ones needs to eat, right? Masterchef is right there to serve our heroes a nice helping of a stew or soup, using babushka's secret recipes.

HP: 9
Max.AP: 7 (can also be raised with Snack skill)
Starting Weapon: Cleaver (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Kitchen Apron (0 Armor)

Skills:
Snack (0): Masterchef prepares a quick snack for themselves. At start of next Turn, Masterchef will recover 1 HP and gain 2 AP.
Spring Soup (1): Masterchef prepares a soup made with fresh veggies. At start of next Turn, Masterchef and their allies will recover 1 HP, and gain +1 Damage boost for 1 Turn.
Chicken Broth (1): Masterchef prepares the cure-all used by every babushka in the world - chicken soup! At start of next Turn, Masterchef and their allies will clear themselves of up to 2 Ailments.
Spicy Boi Roll (1): Masterchef prepares a special, spicy bread roll for a chosen warrior. At start of next Turn, a chosen Ally will lose 1 HP, but gain +1 Hit and +2 Damage bonus for 3 Turns.
Mystery Ingredient (1): Turns one of Consumable Items in the inventory into a 'Mystery Ingredient'. Masterchef can use this skill up to 3 times per Turn, as long as they have enough AP.
Mystery Stew (3): Masterchef uses up 3 Mystery Ingredients to prepare a 5-star mystery stew. At start of next Turn, Masterchef and their allies will gain +2 Hit, +2 Evasion, +2 Armor and +2 Magic Armor bonus for 5 Turns.
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Necrolover [NCRL]
A person with some strange interests that might or might not include leather, restraints and other items perceived as rather uncomfortable by majority of Nobelian citizenry. They weaken, maim and then kill their opponents, and some morality-oriented Nobelians question their approach to combat. Rumors of them being actually dead, reanimated bodies, are greatly exaggerated.

HP: 9
Max.AP: 7
Starting Weapon: Skull Totem (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Black Leather Outfit (0 Armor)

Skills:
Heel Strike (1): Attacks the enemy with the stiletto-heel boot of the Necrolover, dealing 1 Piercing Damage and lowering target's Evasion and Hit by 1 for next 2 Turns. (Nowhere it is mentioned that the boot goes off your foot during this.)
Wound Salt (1): Boosts an Ally (or Self) by applying a special powder against their wounds, providing a bonus +1 Damage for next 4 Turns. Obviously, cannot be used on Allies who have full HP.
Waise Fwom Your Gwave! (2): Raises 1d6 dead Mooks as Allies for 3 Turns.
The Black Kiss (3): After applying their favorite black lipstick, the Necrolover sends a kiss toward one enemy, inflicting Doom ailment on them.
Saturday Night Fever (3): Inflicts Sickness, Weak and Quickness on the Target for 4 Turns.
Total Eclipse of the Heart (4): Dark curse that targets one Enemy. The enemy rolls for Evasion; if they fail, their HP is lowered to 1. If they succeed, Total Eclipse of the Heart lowers their HP by 1.
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Ninja-Samurai [NISA]
Warriors from eastern borderlands of Nobelia, they're considered (by themselves) to be pinnacles of martial prowess and upholders of warrior's honor. Others consider them narcissist and arrogant. Ninja-Samurai wield double-handed, curved sword, whilst heir belts are decorated with side weapons, espionage tools, magic scrolls and other useful items.

HP: 11
Max.AP: 6
Starting Weapon: Wakizashi (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Tobi (0 Armor, +1 Evasion)

Skills:
Smoke Bomb (1): Ninja-Samurai tosses a small explosive ball at their feet, which creates a cloud of smoke obscuring them and giving them +4 Evasion until next Turn.
Kunai Trio (1): Throws three knives at one enemy, OR one knife each at three enemies. Each knife deals 1 Damage.
Armorbreak (2): An attack blessed by ancestor spirits, dealing 4 Damage and inflicting Rust ailment on Target for 2 Turns.
Spiritbreak (2): An attack blessed by warrior spirits, dealing 4 Damage and lowering target's AP by 3.
Demonscroll (4): Flames of underworld engulf all enemies, dealing 1 Fire Damage and inflicting On Fire! on them for 3 Turns.
Techscroll (4): High energies strike all enemies, lowering AP by 1 and inflicting Plasma Burn on them for 3 Turns.
Voidscroll (4): Dark winds lash at all enemies, dealing 1 Cold Damage and inflicting Shadowbind on them for 3 Turns.
Zanzetsuken (6): An attack aimed at total destruction of the enemy. The enemy rolls for Evasion; if they fail, Zanzetsuken deals 18 Damage to them. If they succeed, Zanzetsuken deals Weapon's damage instead.
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Noble Blade-Star Crusader [NBSC]
A young lad or lass wielding a rapier, dressed in a white blouse, a cuirass matching the color of their hair, and a frilly, colorful miniskirt - yes, the lads too. They're sworn defenders of Nobelia, using their finesse and deadly-accurate attacks to bring down foes, be they hordes of mooks or armored death knights from another dimension.

HP: 8
Max.AP: 6
Starting Weapon: Fancy Rapier (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Polished Cuirass (0 Armor)

Skills:
Through Their Defenses, Piercing Stab! (1): Attacks the enemy, dealing Weapon's damage value, with added Piercing modifier.
Disabling the Enemy, Surgical Strike! (1): Attacks the enemy, dealing Weapon's damage value, and inflicts Armbind ailment for 2 Turns.
Dazzling Footwork, Quick Jab! (1): Attacks the enemy so fast that their Evasion against this particular attack is lowered by 2.
Multi-Armed and Dangerous, Triple Attack! (2): Attacks the enemy three times.
Straight to the Point, Heart Crash! (2): Attacks the enemy for double the Weapon's damage, and lowers their AP by 2 points.
Combo (3): Combines two above Skills (or one Skill twice) into one action; if said Skill(s) already includes a Player-made Combo, the new Combo's cost is raised by 1 AP. Noble Blade-Star Crusader must provide a name for the Combo, else it will fail and do nothing. After use, Combo Skill is locked for remainder of the Chapter.
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Numerologist [NUMR]
A magician who taps into the enthropy and chaos governing the universe, and use that to wreak havoc upon the battlefield. And no, they're not gamblers: gamblers gamble for thrill and profit, while Numerologists roll the dice to determine fates of universe - and then gamble for thrill and profit.

HP: 9
Max.AP: 6
Starting Weapon: Triadic (0-3 Damage)
Starting Armor: Fancy Suit (0 Armor)

Skills:
Reaper's Die (1): One random combatant, ally or enemy, is inflicted with Doom status.
Cosmic Die (1): Deals 1d6 Magical Damage to the Target.
Enthropy Die (1): Inflicts one Ailment from the list on the Target: Petrification (1), Rust, Shadowbind, Frozen, Forgetfulness, Plasma Burn.
Rig the Slots (1): Along with Rig the Slots, Numerologist performs a normal attack with their Weapon; said attack will deal maximum Damage possible.
Skew the Scales (2): One random Ally receives +1 Hit and +1 Damage bonus; one random Enemy receives -1 Hit and -1 Damage penalty. Both modifiers last for 3 Turns.
Full House (2): Attacks one Enemy three times.
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Pilotmecha [PLMC]
A human teen wearing a specialized combat-flight-suit. Usually such teens have pretty normal lives, up until that one traumatic event which ends with them falling into a prototype bodysuit, giving them powers of destruction and uneasy belief that the world needs saving. Since then, their lives have been filled with feelings of awesome and awkward. Might be terminal, actually.

HP: 10
Max.AP: 5
Starting Weapon: Buster Mk1 (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Fitted Mechasuit (0 Armor, 1 Mag.Armor)

Skills:
Charge Up (1): Charge Up's the Positron Artillery Beam (max. 4 times). The damage increased is +1/+3/+7/+12 until Positron Artillery Beam is fired.
Positron Artillery Beam (1): Fires a devastating beam of positrons, that deals 3 Damage to the target and 1 Damage to enemies adjacent to it. If Charge Up counter is above 0, resets it back to 0.
Energy Barrier (2): Pilotmecha's suit generates a barrier of static energy that can negate damage. Energy Barrier persists until it nullifies 7 damage total, or until Pilotmecha's next Turn.
Pulse-Jet Engine (2): Pilotmecha engages the Pulse Jet Engines located at their back, allowing for brief flight, increasing their Evasion by +4 for 2 Turns.
Micromissiles (2 or 4): Fires 2 or 4 micromissiles at one target, each dealing 3 Damage.
Plasma Sword (3): A slash of super-charged blade-shaped energy, dealing 4 Magical Damage to the target, and inflicting them with Plasma Burn and Irradiated! ailments.
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Puppet Master [PUPR]
A person specialized in use of war dolls. Basically, a hero with their own set of mooks that can be easily repaired. Actually, what do you need allies for? Dump them in the nearest junkyard and go save the world all by yourself! Pfft, allies.

HP: 10
Max.AP: 6 (also raises whenever a Doll kills an enemy)
Starting Weapon: Singular String (0 Damage, 1 Doll max.)
Starting Armor: Wooden Box Suit (1 Armor)

Skills:
Wooden Doll (0): A basic doll with 6 HP and basic attack that deals 1 Damage.
Splinter Patch (0): Restores 4 HP of one doll.
Guardian Doll (1): A bulky doll with 11 HP and basic attack that deals 2 Damage. Big enough to Defend Puppet Master or their allies.
Magic Doll (1): A small doll with 5 HP. Skills (no AP): Afterimage, Light Flash, Magic Missile.
Warrior Doll (1): A ferocious doll with 9 HP and basic attack that deals 3 Damage.
Mini-Efreet (2): A doll in turban and with a scimitar, it has 10 HP and a basic attack that deals 2 Damage. Skills (no AP): Conflagration.
Mini-Thor (2): A doll wielding a magical thunder-hammer, it has 11 HP and a basic attack that deals 3 Magical Damage.
Great Sacrifice (5): Puppet Master tosses one of their Dolls at a target, and triggers an explosion that deals 10 Damage with extra Damage based on the chosen Doll's current HP.
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R.O.B.O [ROBO]
A/an [insert your preferred race here]-faced robotic guardian. Within its metallic body there is an arsenal of deadly weapons of destruction and oblivion. They are product of years of research and assembly by the most skilled of Nobelian engineers.

HP: 18 (cannot be healed except by Repair-Kits and Self-Repair Skill)
Max.AP: 6
Starting Weapon: AKA-47 Assault Rifle (2x1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Ceramic Plates (2 Armor, 1 Mag.Armor)

Skills:
Analysis (1): Performs a deep-scan of the enemy, showing detailed information about the target and revealing 1 Intrinsic to all team members.
Lock-On (1): All team members (including R.O.B.O) gain +3 Hit vs Target for next 2 Turns.
Cryo-Beam (1): Inflicts Slow ailment on the Target for 2 Turns. If the Target is already Slowed, Cryo-Beam deals 2 Ice Damage and inflicts Frozen ailment until next Turn.
Self-Repair (2): Restores R.O.B.O's HP by 7 amd removes 1 Ailment.
Defibrilator (2): Ressurects fallen Ally with 2 HP.
Flamethrower (2): Deals 3 Fire Damage to the target, and inflicts On Fire! on them.
Micromissiles (2 or 4): Fires 2 or 4 micromissiles at one target, each dealing 3 Damage.
Devastator Laser (4): Deals 3 Piercing Damage to 4 enemies in a row.
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Sage [SAGE]
A traveling scholar and practicioner of arts both mundane and arcane - and by that we mean anatomy and medicine (witchcraft!!). Their encyclopedic knowledge will be very valuable to their allies against every foe.

HP: 8
Max.AP: 5 (can also be raised by successfully using Bestiary Check skill)
Starting Weapon: Heavy Stick (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Magic Robes (0 Armor, 1 Mag.Armor)

Skills:
Bestiary Check (0): Sage peruses his bestiary in search for info on the Target, showing detailed information about the target and 1 Intrinsic to all team members. Sage gains 1 AP.
First Aid (0): Sage provides simple first-aid for one ally, removing 1 ailment. If no ailments are present, restores 2 HP of the ally.
Encyclopedic Check (1): Sage delves into his research notes to search for weakpoints on the enemy, providing a +1 Damage bonus against the Target for next 3 Turns.
Resuscitation (1): Sage ressurects one fallen Ally with 1 HP.
Medical Lecture (2): Sage lectures his allies on battlefield medicine and first-aid. For next 3 Turns, all Healing Items used by Sage's allies will restore 2 HP extra.
Target Its Weakpoint! (4): Sage points out the worst weakness of the enemy, granting +1 Hit and +5 Damage bonus against the Target until the next Turn.
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Skyranger [SKRE]
Mysterious and enigmatic protectors of Nobelian forests and borders, using ornithopters to travel. Usually, Skyranger captains are noblemen who renounced (or had to renounce) their titles to focus on protection of their homelands. Skyrangers use stealth to cripple and kill their enemies, but when that does not work, they don't shy away from high explosives and shotguns.

HP: 10
Max.AP: 6
Starting Weapon: Smol Crossbow (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Leatherwing (0 Armor, +2 Evasion)

Skills:
Poison Dip (1): Attacks the target for Weapon's damage, and inflicts Poison on them for 3 Turns.
Mindflay Powder (1): Ranger tosses a bag of powder at the enemy, inflicting Weak and Forgetfulness on them for next 2 Turns.
Moonknife (2): Deals 2 Damage and inflicts Shadowbind ailment on the Target for 3 Turns.
High Noon (2): Skyranger and their chosen Target have their Hit and Evasion bonuses temporarily set to 0, and then they simultaneously attack each other for their Weapon's quadruple damage.
Napalm Orb (3): Deals 3 Fire Damage and inflicts On Fire! ailment to the Target for 3 Turns.
Grenade Fruit (3): Ranger tosses an explosive fruit at the enemy, inflicting 4 Damage and 3 counters of Acid on them.
Shortbarrel (4): Deals 5 Damage to the Target, and 3 Damage to enemies adjacent to them.
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Sorceror [ORRR]
Ancient progenitor of all magic classes, Sorcerors are well-known for their proficiency in summoning magical weaponry and gadgets. They fight their enemies indirectly, and possess several skills that can boost them or their allies.

HP: 7
Max.AP: 10
Starting Weapon: Crystal Baton (1 Magic Damage)
Starting Armor: Battlecape (0 Armor, +1 Evasion)

Skills:
Eye of Truth (1): Sorceror taps into the Fountain of Truth to learn things about the Target, showing detailed information about the target and 1 Intrinsic to all team members.
Hasten (1): Inflicts Quickening ailment on an Ally for 3 Turns.
Ghost Dagger (1): Summons a ghastly dagger for an Ally (or self), which replaces current weapon for 4 Turns. 2 Piercing Damage, +1 Hit.
Bejewelled (2): Summons a crystalline armor for an Ally (or self), which replaces current armor for 3 Turns. 3 Armor, 2 Mag.Armor.
Chain Lighting (2): Deals 3 Magical damage to target; then 2 Magical damage to random enemy, and finally 1 Magical damage to another random enemy. Doubled damage if the enemy is suffering from Wet! ailment.
Fire/Ice-Scale Cloak (2): Sorceror summons for themselves a Fire- or Ice-resistant Cloak, which replaces current armor for 3 Turns. 1 Armor, 3 Fire/Ice Armor.
Cosmic Blessing (4): Sorceror boosts an Ally with power of Cosmos, raising their Hit, Evasion and Magic Armor by 3 for 3 Turns, whilst also clearing all Ailments they suffer from.
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Uwu-child [UWUD]
As followers of Uwu, the Good Blobbo, the Uwu-children, dressed in yellow, baggy costumes mimicking their lord and saviour, bless and heal and boost their allies, so that they may slay their enemies most effectively and gruesomely. Uwun.

HP: 10
Max.AP: 5
Starting Weapon: Rolled-Up Newspaper (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Blobbo Suit (1 Armor, 1 Mag.Armor)

Skills:
Stack (1): Uwu-child stacks upon 1 Ally, giving them 2 AP and restoring 2 HP, but also lowering their Evasion by 1 until next Turn.
Ahn~! (1): Restores Uwu-child's HP by 5 points. Can be used only if Uwu-child's HP is 5 or lower.
Wao~ (1): Uwu-child waos gently, clearing themselves of all Ailments.
Blobhuggle (1): Uwu-child hugs their ally and enhances their self-esteem, giving them bonus +1 Damage, +1 Hit and +1 Evasion until next Turn.
Supremestack (3): Uwu-child, bending space and time itself, performs 'Stack' skill on all allies simultaneously.
Blessed Uwu (3): Uwu-child uwus extra hard to ressurect their fallen Ally with 50% of their HP.
Blobknight (3): Uwu-child transforms into heavily armored and armed swordblobbo able to singlehandedly defend their allies and vanquish evil, yis! Uwu-child gains +3 Hit, +3 Damage and +3 Armor, but cannot use other Uwu-skills for duration of Blobknight, which lasts 3 Turns.
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Ültramarine [ÜLTR]
Tough-as-nails member of the ancient and highly prestigious Legion Ültra, the only Nobelian organization that managed to bring Invasion of Ra-Pootah to a halt. They primarily wield saw-blades, but have a small utility belt at the ready, packed with wondrous (and murderous) gadgets.

HP: 14
Max.AP: 6
Starting Weapon: Short Saw-Sword (1 Piercing Damage)
Starting Armor: Legionnaire Plate (1 Armor, 1 Mag.Armor)

Skills:
Blunderbuss (1): Deals 1 Damage to 5 enemies in a row.
Riot Cannon (1): Deals 2 Damage to an enemy and inflicts Wet! ailment on them for 3 Turns.
Stimpak (1): Lowers Ültramarine's HP by 2, but boosts their Hit and Damage by 2 for next 4 Turns.
Flamethrower (2): Deals 3 Fire damage to the target, and inflicts On Fire! on them.
Sifor's Boom-Pack (3): Deals 6 Damage to the target and 2 Fire Damage to adjacent enemies.
Legion Support (5): Ültramarine calls their Legion to provide orbital artillery support. At start of next Turn, all enemies will receive 5 Damage and will be inflicted with Irradiated! ailment.
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Wizzard [WZZR]
A generic magician wielding his powers to support their allies and torment their enemies, with a bit of emphasis on the latter. They have a vast array of skills to chose from. Totally not an Elementalist with different name tag!

HP: 6
Max.AP: 12 (can also be raised with Energize! skill)
Starting Weapon: Heavy Stick (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Magic Robes (0 Armor, 1 Mag.Armor)

Skills:
Energize! (0): Wizzard gains 2 AP.
Afterimage (1): Creates an afterimage of the Wizzard, granting them +5 Evasion. If the Wizzard is attacked, Afterimage ceases.
Magic Missile (1): Deals 2 Magical damage to target.
Water Rod (1): Summons a magical, Rod-shaped water elemental, which replaces current weapon for 4 Turns. 1 Magical Damage, inflicts Wet! on hit.
Light Flash (2): Conjures bright, dazzling light that inflicts Blindness on All Enemies for next 2 Turns.
Chain Lighting (2): Deals 3 Magical damage to target; then 2 Magical damage to random enemy, and finally 1 Magical damage to another random enemy. Doubled damage if the enemy is suffering from Wet! ailment.
Stone Skin (3): Turns Wizzard's skin into a rocky shell, increasing their Armor by 3 for next 5 Turns.
Arcane Shield (3): Encompasses one ally (or self) with a bubble of protective purple energy, which boosts Armor and Magical Armor by 2 for next 3 Turns.
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Zubatman [UBAT]
A member of the animal-person tribe living in the caves under the Nobelian mountains and hills. Zubatmen live in large families, and routinely help trapped miners and lost adventurers return to the surface. They're often hired by mining guilds to help navigate natural cave systems. Zubatmen aren't particularily strong, but are quite agile and capable of flight.

HP: 7
Max.AP: 6
Starting Weapon: Stone-Tipped Spear (1 Damage)
Starting Armor: Fur Coat (1 Armor, 1 Cold Armor)

Skills:
Dazzling Wingshow (1): Zubatman dances in the air, hypnotizing the enemy. Inflicts Forgetfulness on the Target for 3 Turns.
Evacuation Flight (1): To escape danger, Zubatman flies into the air and away from the enemies, gaining +3 Evasion for next 2 Turns.
SKREEEE!! (2): Deals 4 Piercing Damage to the Target.
Life Drain (2): Zubatman takes a sip of delicious life jooz! Lowers Target's HP by 1, and restores 1 HP of Zubatman.
Call of Zubat (3): Zubatman calls up one of their numerous relatives to assist on the field in exchange for a Food item. Summoned Zubatman will run away if their HP gets below 4, or after the Battle ends.
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Spoiler: BATTLE STATUSES (click to show/hide)

Acid: Uses a counter to determine how much Damage is dealt to the unit at start of a Turn. After dealing damage, the counter is reduced by 1; if counter hits 0, this Ailment is cleared. If struck with Wet! ailment, the two ailments cancel each other out.
Armbind: Cannot Attack or use Skills that require Weapon use.
Blindness: Lowers Hit of this unit by 3.
Doom: Starts with counter of 4. At start of each Turn, the counter is lowered by 1. When the counter hits 0, the unit is killed.
Forgetfulness: Unable to use all Skills that cost 1 or more AP.
Frozen: Unable to move until cleared. If hit with On Fire! ailment, the two ailments cancel each other out.
Irradiated!: Deals 1 Damage and applies Weak ailment at start of each Turn, until cleared.
Marked!: Required for some skills used by Martial Artist.
On Fire!: Suffers 1-4 Damage at start of each Turn. If hit with Frozen ailment, the two ailments cancel each other out.
Petrification: Has three possible stages. -1 Evasion and +1 Armor on stage 1. -3 Evasion and +2 Armor on stage 2. On stage 3, the unit is killed.
Plasma Burn: Suffers 2 Damage at start of each Turn, and takes double Magical Damage from all sources.
Poison: Suffers 1 Damage at start of each Turn, and additional +1 Damage from every other Ailment they suffer from. Poison cannot kill the unit that suffers from it.
Quickening: Can perform twice in a Turn. If suffering from Doom ailment, the Doom counter is halved. Suffers effects of Acid, Irradiated!, On Fire!, Plasma Burn, Poison and Sickness ailments twice per Turn. If hit with Slow ailment, the two ailments cancel each other out.
Rust: Lowers Armor of this unit by 3.
Sickness: Deals 1-6 Damage at start of each Even Turn. Randomly inflicts either Blindness, Poison, Slow or Weak for 3 Turns on each Odd Turn.
Shadowbind: Cannot switch places with Allies. Maximum Evasion can be 0.
Slow: Lowers Evasion of this unit by 3. If hit with Quickening ailment, the two ailments cancel each other out.
Weak: Lowers Damage inflicted by this unit by 3.
Wet!: If struck with Frozen ailment, the duration of Frozen will be doubled. If struck with Acid, the two ailments cancel each other out.

Spoiler: COMMON? ITEMS (click to show/hide)

CONSUMABLES:
Beast Juice ORIGINAL (Consumable): Gives 4 AP, inflicts Poison for 2 Turns.
Beast Juice Gorgon Flavor (Consumable): Gives 5 AP, reduces HP by 1 and inflicts Blindness for 1 Turn.
Beast Juice Harpy Flavor (Consumable): Gives 5 AP, reduces HP by 1 and inflicts Slow for 1 Turn.
Beast Juice Zubat Flavor (Consumable): Gives 5 AP, reduces HP by 1 and inflicts Weak for 1 Turn.
Bug Drink (Consumable): Gives 4 AP to Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Arachnids and Zubatmen, the only two races able to stomach this goo-ish beverage.
Borger (Consumable): Restores 4 HP, reduces AP by 1.
Chicken Superborger (Consumable): Restores 7 HP, reduces AP by 1.
Chicken Wings (Consumable): Gives 1 AP, and bonus +1 Damage for 3 Turns.
Cyprinoid Tea (Consumable): Gives 1 AP, clears 1 random Ailment.
DBZ Cosmic Oyster Sauce (Consumable): Used alongisde 1 other Consumable. Doubles positive effects of used Consumable.
Espresso Grande Maximo (Consumable): Gives 2 AP, inflicts Quickness for 3 Turns.
Forest Fruits Chip Mix (Consumable): Restores 1 HP, gives 1 AP.
Instant Noodle Soup (Consumable): Restores 2 HP and gives 1 AP, inflicts Slow and Weak for 3 Turns.
Hashbrowns Supreme (Consumable): +4 Armor, reduced by 1 at start of each Turn.
Hot Chocolate (Consumable): Restores 2 HP.
Lamb-Tastic Megaborger (Consumable): Restores 10 HP, reduces AP by 1.
Lemon ABYSS (Consumable): Gives 5 AP, inflicts Forgetfulness for 2 Turns.
Lemon ELDRITCH (Consumable): Gives 5 AP, inflicts Shadowbind for 2 Turns.
Mango Sorbet (Consumable): +4 Fire Armor, reduced by 1 at start of each Turn.
Mega Donut (Consumable): Gives 4 AP, inflicts Slow for 3 Turns.
Mystery Ingredient (Consumable): Roll 1d4: 1, restores 2 HP; 2, gives 1 AP; 3, clears 2 Ailments; 4, Inflicts Poison on 2 Turns.
Peanut Honey Bar (Consumable): Gives 2 AP.
Pizza (Consumable): Restores 2 HP for all Team members.
S.C.Pepper Powder (Consumable): Used alongisde 1 other Consumable. Doubles all effects of used Consumable.
Spicy Ribs (Consumable): +4 Cold Armor, reduced by 1 at start of each Turn.
Strawberry Cream Rollcake (Consumable): Gives 4 AP, inflicts Weak for 3 Turns.
Super Hero Stirred-Not-Shaken Drank (Consumable): Bonus +2 Hit, +2 Evasion and +2 Damage for 2 Turns.
Tree Of Life Juice (Consumable): Restores 3 HP and gives 3 AP to Faeries; other races are still invigorated by this refreshing drink and regain 2 HP.
Valley Veggies Chip Mix (Consumable): Restores 1 HP, clears 1 random Ailment.
Zesty Mint Chicken Strips (Consumable): +4 Mag.Armor, reduced by 1 at start of each Turn.

GADGETS:
Hand Scanner (Gadget): Reveals 1 Intrinsic of the targeted Named Enemy or Boss.
Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom Exchanger Device (Gadget): Switches out 1 Party member for another currently stationed at HoNK HQ. Consumed on use.
Mini-Portal Gun (Gadget): Exchanges positions of 2 Enemies. Does not work on Bosses.
Scroll of Truth (Gadget): Reveals All Intrinsics of the Target. Consumed on use.

HEALING:
Antidote (Healing): Removes Poison.
Band-Aid (Healing): Removes Armbind.
Basic Powder (Healing): Removes 3 counters of Acid.
Cleaning Agent (Healing): Removes Rust.
Elixir (Healing): Restores 3 HP.
Eye Drops (Healing): Removes Blindess.
Jittery Juice (Healing): Removes Slow.
Hot Rub Balm (Healing): Removes 1 stage of Petrification.
Ki Bean (Healing): Removes Irradiated!.
Mentas (Healing): Removes Forgetfulness.
Neutronium Rod (Healing): Removes Plasma Burn.
Nightmare Dispel (Healing): Removes Shadowbind.
Panacea (Healing): Removes Blindess, Poison, Sickness, Slow and Weak.
Penicillin (Healing): Removes Sickness.
Portable Heater (Healing): Removes Frozen.
Potion (Healing): Restores 13 HP.
Protein Shake (Healing): Removes Weak.
Repair Kit (Healing): Restores 10 HP and clears all Ailments. R.O.B.O class only.
Sacred Stone (Healing): Ressurects fallen Ally with 100% HP.
Thick Cotton Towel (Healing): Removes Wet!.
Unicorn Plushie (Healing): Removes Doom.
Valerian (Healing): Removes Quickness.
Water Bucket (Healing): Removes On Fire!.
Zap Hand (Healing): Ressurects fallen Ally with 1 HP.

[Haspen]

Also reserved!

In case I do need that extra space.

[ctsun]

Reserved. Oh, yeah. Crazy anime stuff is my jam.

Spoiler:  oni samurai in progress (click to show/hide)

Name, Surname, Title, or Whatever (username in here please): Yuzuki, Oni Swordmaster. (ctsun)
Class: Ninja-Samurai
Likes*: Sake, Fighting, Swords, Strong people, Borger (Consumable)
Dislikes*: Fancy dress, stuck-up people, Not being allowed to move as she pleases, Being looked down upon, Cyprinoid Tea (Consumable)
Backstory: The wandering swordmaster from the East. The two pointed horns atop her head betrays her true nature as an oni, a demon of the East. People are often surprised by both her gender and her race but her mighty strength holds the truth to both.

[chaotick21]

Reserved. This looks awesome

[adzi]

By the ancient law of dibs, I reserve a space, as the Martial Artist.


can I do that?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Donatello Miura (adzi)
Class: Martial Artist [MART]
Likes: Metal music, paint fumes, Espresso Granade Maximo
Dislikes: Alcohol, Lamb-Tastic Megaborger
Backstory: Donatello was originally just an aspiring mangaka, using pens with a bit of computer-based-tools usage to create his art. His greatest annoyance was the fact that modern trends of manga were so different from the so-beloved by him classics of 80s.

This changed, when he discovered his affinity towards inhumanly fast and precise finger painting - it was revealed to him he was the 42th descendant of the ancient Colourful Fist of the Tint Splash martial art... or the clique of eccentric artists, blabbering about standing on guard of balance and safety of the world, or some other outlandish bullshit.

Even worse, when things finally went south, it appeared that none of those "martial artists" could actually fight well... except Donatello. As the only actually competent person, Donatello took the mantle of the art's successor and went onward, joining HoNK, to paint justice!

...although he might seem a bit off, considering how much he had to inhale paint fumes.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I wanna be a GIFT!

Spoiler: T'liki, the oversized Maratus Volens (click to show/hide)

Name: T'liki (SeriousConcentrate)
Class: Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Arachnid [GIFT]
Likes: Bacon smoothies, fractal patterns, high places, Chicken Wings [Consumable]
Dislikes: Vegetable juice, plain designs, large crowds, Lemon ABYSS [Consumable]
Backstory: T'liki is an outcast among his people, a rare genetic deviant. While the almost complete totality of his kind are plain brown spiders, he was born with a multitude of colors forming beautiful patterns across all of his body save his eyes and lower legs, which were gray with black stripes. Obviously this is an evolutionary disadvantage, as his kind usually blend into the trees to hunt the unwary traveling in the dark forests and he stood out quite a bit, but he decided to take it as a sign that he was meant for something more. Being told to go the hell away because he was hurting everyone's eyes helped him make his decision.

As a result T'liki traveled far and wide through the kingdom of Nobelia. It was rarely easy, as most people freak out when a giant spider approaches them and tries to talk, but over time he proved himself as a valiant nibbler of bandits and pounce-uponer of lesser evils. He came to be known as a decent if very very odd sort and most people stopped running screaming when he showed up in town, but he was still rather off-putting a presence... until some genius had the idea to recommend him to join the Heroes of the Nobelian Kingdom. It would let him do what he wanted (help people and see more of the world) while getting them what they wanted (the giant spider the hell out of the villages and where people with authority could keep an eye on him).

Character Theme: Ventura Highway by America.

(Example of a Maratus Volens here.)

[TricMagic]

Noble Blade-Star Crusader Go!

Spoiler: Written!{fixes} (click to show/hide)

Name, Surname, Title, or Whatever (username in here please): Skylar Slater, Heroine of Light, Holy Rosario. (TricMagic)
Class: Noble Blade-Star Crusader
Like*: S.C.Pepper Powder, Pizza, DBZ Cosmic Oyster Sauce, Peanut Honey Bar
Dislike*: Beast Juice Original/Gorgon/Harpy/Zubat
Backstory: Skylar Slater was just your average high school girl. Bubbly, peppy, happy. Then the Winter came with a legion of zombies and disease killing all in their path, and froze her homeworld. Having survived the apocalypse of everything she loved thanks to her fencing skills, she swore to take up the mantle of Light to purge the dead, Light's Holy Rosario for all who died that day.
She likes fluffy things, justice, cool names, and warm places. She dislikes boring lectures, studying, and unfair play. Has a burning hatred for sickness, death, the cold, and undead.

[Doomblade187]

Here we go!

Spoiler: Doomblobbo (click to show/hide)

Name, Surname, Title, or Whatever (username in here please): Doomblob, the Harbinger of Uwu
Class: Uwu-Child [UWUD]
Likes*: Unlikely small creatures, Wonderful musical accompaniment, and Unique refreshing beverages
Dislikes*: Orange, Wild magic, Outrageous discord
Backstory: Growing up an orphan in the church of Uwu, Doom was a devout believer their entire childhood, and quickly earned the right to wear the vestments of the Uwu-Child. However, in their teenage years, the monestary they grew up in was crushed by the monster of that week, and Doom's faith was shattered. Picking through the rubble of his once home, Doom changed his name and vowed to make the way clear for Uwu, that all creation may know peace.

Musical theme pending.

[SirAston]

Spoiler: A Handsome Young Man (click to show/hide)

Name: Pips Serpent, former Gambling Marathon Champion (SirAston)
Class: Numerologist [NUMR]
Likes: Snakes, Dice, Snake Eyes, Gambling with food, Cyprinoid Tea [Consumable]
Dislikes: Eyes of Newt, Mustard, Gambling for food, Mango Sorbet [Consumable]
Backstory:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

After a wasted youth of training for the Gambling Marathon and actually winning it at a young age, he was required to fulfill the duty of his birthright after the unfortunate death of his father: Owning and tending to the family's snake breeding farm that has been unsuccessful for thirteen generations. One fateful day, he accidentally dropped his mustard sandwich into the snake pit. This reckless act had consequences obvious to anyone who studied the ancient history of Nobelia, namely all the snakes fusing with the mustard within the sandwich to become the reincarnation of Spic-Ioil, the titanic cobra-woman demon that has plagued the kingdom a long time ago. It was only him, and not enough time until the inquisition would appear out of nowhere (as usual) to deal with the situation. So he drew his trusted weapon:

A pair of dice.

He stared right into Spic-Ioil's eyes, unblinking, as he threw the first die. It was a 1. Then, he focused. He shouted, slowly starting to float into the air by sheer willpower and rage. His stare continued uninterrupted as he screamed: "IF I ROLL ANOTHER ONE, YOU SHALL BE BANISHED, FOUL BEAST!" Spic-Ioil rolled her eyes in return. She had no time for some punk doing ridiculous crap like that.

But Pips was waiting for such an opening.

He threw his other die straight into her right eye, which was in a blind spot due to her rolling with her eyes, and struck true. It was a 1. "DOUBLE OR NOTHING! I ROLL A THIRD ONE AND YOU WILL BE DEAD FOREVER!" He screamed again with intense ferocity, causing the die he rolled first to float in front of Pips. With another shout, the die flew to Spic-Ioil's left eye. She barely was able to parry it with her deformed claw-like hand as it hit her. In exactly that moment, the inquisition appears out of nowhere (as expected) and banished her.

Pips picked up his dice and made a most startling discovery: When she tried to parry the die, she left a dot-like puncture in it. The die now had two sides showing a 2, and no side showing a 1.

"She will return... But I will stop her if she ever shows her ugly face again. I swear by the souls of my dead snakes!"

A snake farm without snakes was completely useless. He burnt the farm down as declaration of his newfound role as a vigilant guard, waiting for the day another fool combines snakes with mustard. Until then, he will fight for kingdom and snakes as part of HoNK.

[Haspen]

If I will have 4 completed sheets by the morning, we could start right away by then! :3

[Haspen]

I wanna be a GIFT!

Spoiler: T'liki, the oversized Maratus Volens (click to show/hide)

Name: T'liki (SeriousConcentrate)
Class: Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Arachnid [GIFT]
Likes: Bacon smoothies, fractal patterns, high places, Chicken Wings [Consumable]
Dislikes: Vegetable juice, plain designs, large crowds, Lemon ABYSS [Consumable]
Backstory: T'liki is an outcast among his people, a rare genetic deviant. While the almost complete totality of his kind are plain brown spiders, he was born with a multitude of colors forming beautiful patterns across all of his body save his eyes and lower legs, which were gray with black stripes. Obviously this is an evolutionary disadvantage, as his kind usually blend into the trees to hunt the unwary traveling in the dark forests and he stood out quite a bit, but he decided to take it as a sign that he was meant for something more. Being told to go the hell away because he was hurting everyone's eyes helped him make his decision.

As a result T'liki traveled far and wide through the kingdom of Nobelia. It was rarely easy, as most people freak out when a giant spider approaches them and tries to talk, but over time he proved himself as a valiant nibbler of bandits and pounce-uponer of lesser evils. He came to be known as a decent if very very odd sort and most people stopped running screaming when he showed up in town, but he was still rather off-putting a presence... until some genius had the idea to recommend him to join the Heroes of the Nobelian Kingdom. It would let him do what he wanted (help people and see more of the world) while getting them what they wanted (the giant spider the hell out of the villages and where people with authority could keep an eye on him).

Character Theme: Ventura Highway by America.

(Example of a Maratus Volens here.)

Looks allright to me! Welcome aboard, spider guy!

@TricMagic:

Noble Blade-Star Crusader Go!

Spoiler: Written! (click to show/hide)

Name, Surname, Title, or Whatever (username in here please): Skylar Slater, Heroine of Light, Holy Rosario. (TricMagic)
Class: Noble Blade-Star Crusader
Likes: Fluff, Justice, Cool Names. Warm places.
Dislikes: Boring Lectures, studying, unfair play.
Hatred: Sickness, Death, Cold, Undead.
[For the Like/Dislike section, below]
Like*: S.C.Pepper Powder, Pizza, Unicorn Plushie, Potion(Healing)
Dislike*: Beast Juice Original/Gorgon/Harpy/Zubat
Backstory: Skylar Slater was just your average high school girl. Bubbly, peppy, happy. Then the Winter came with a legion of zombies and disease killing all in their path, and froze her homeworld. Having survived the apocalypse of everything she loved thanks to her fencing skills, she swore to take up the mantle of Light to purge the dead, Light's Holy Rosario for all who died that day.

You have so many errors O:

Two sections of Likes and Dislikes, a section of Hatred? which isn't in game, and your Likes even including Healing items.

Plus Nobelia is fine, just because HoNK HQ is an orbital station doesn't mean there have been any planetary apocalypses yet!

Do these fixes and you're in!

@Doomblade187:

Here we go!

Spoiler: Doomblobbo (click to show/hide)

Name, Surname, Title, or Whatever (username in here please): Doomblob, the Harbinger of Uwu
Class: Uwu-Child [UWUD]
Likes*: Unlikely small creatures, Wonderful musical accompaniment, and Unique refreshing beverages
Dislikes*: Orange, Wild magic, Outrageous discord
Backstory: Growing up an orphan in the church of Uwu, Doom was a devout believer their entire childhood, and quickly earned the right to wear the vestments of the Uwu-Child. However, in their teenage years, the monestary they grew up in was crushed by the monster of that week, and Doom's faith was shattered. Picking through the rubble of his once home, Doom changed his name and vowed to make the way clear for Uwu, that all creation may know peace.

Musical theme pending.

Everything checks out.

You're in!

@SirAston:

Spoiler: A Handsome Young Man (click to show/hide)

Name: Pips Serpent, former Gambling Marathon Champion (SirAston)
Class: Numerologist [NUMR]
Likes: Snakes, Dice, Snake Eyes, Gambling with food, Cyprinoid Tea [Consumable]
Dislikes: Eyes of Newt, Mustard, Gambling for food, Mango Sorbet [Consumable]
Backstory:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

After a wasted youth of training for the Gambling Marathon and actually winning it at a young age, he was required to fulfill the duty of his birthright after the unfortunate death of his father: Owning and tending to the family's snake breeding farm that has been unsuccessful for thirteen generations. One fateful day, he accidentally dropped his mustard sandwich into the snake pit. This reckless act had consequences obvious to anyone who studied the ancient history of Nobelia, namely all the snakes fusing with the mustard within the sandwich to become the reincarnation of Spic-Ioil, the titanic cobra-woman demon that has plagued the kingdom a long time ago. It was only him, and not enough time until the inquisition would appear out of nowhere (as usual) to deal with the situation. So he drew his trusted weapon:

A pair of dice.

He stared right into Spic-Ioil's eyes, unblinking, as he threw the first die. It was a 1. Then, he focused. He shouted, slowly starting to float into the air by sheer willpower and rage. His stare continued uninterrupted as he screamed: "IF I ROLL ANOTHER ONE, YOU SHALL BE BANISHED, FOUL BEAST!" Spic-Ioil rolled her eyes in return. She had no time for some punk doing ridiculous crap like that.

But Pips was waiting for such an opening.

He threw his other die straight into her right eye, which was in a blind spot due to her rolling with her eyes, and struck true. It was a 1. "DOUBLE OR NOTHING! I ROLL A THIRD ONE AND YOU WILL BE DEAD FOREVER!" He screamed again with intense ferocity, causing the die he rolled first to float in front of Pips. With another shout, the die flew to Spic-Ioil's left eye. She barely was able to parry it with her deformed claw-like hand as it hit her. In exactly that moment, the inquisition appears out of nowhere (as expected) and banished her.

Pips picked up his dice and made a most startling discovery: When she tried to parry the die, she left a dot-like puncture in it. The die now had two sides showing a 2, and no side showing a 1.

"She will return... But I will stop her if she ever shows her ugly face again. I swear by the souls of my dead snakes!"

A snake farm without snakes was completely useless. He burnt the farm down as declaration of his newfound role as a vigilant guard, waiting for the day another fool combines snakes with mustard. Until then, he will fight for kingdom and snakes as part of HoNK.

Hmmmmmm...

All green! You're in!

The others, well, they haven't posted their sheets yet, so nothing to check ¯\(ツ)/¯

[cronos5010]

Spoiler: This is (Definitely) Done (click to show/hide)

Name, Surname, Title, or Whatever (cronos5010): Marie, the Iron Minor
Class: PilotMecha
Likes*: Freedom, Piloting mechas, Sword Fighting, Mining, Travel, Coffee, Long flights across the kingdom, Exercise, Night Lights
Dislikes*: Losing her parents again, Getting her mecha blown up, Chores, Cave Collapses, Black Licorice, Insomnia, Dark Places, Recurring Nightmares, Intravenous Injections
Backstory: Once a simple girl toiling away at the mines of Nobelia with the rest of her family, Marie's life was changed forever when she found a mysterious cavern containing many scientific gizmos and an ancient looking armored suit, and was forced to don it to help viciously beat back the monster of the week, and lead her family and friends out of the mines before it finally collapsed. Finding herself to love mech piloting and monster fighting more than she hated any lingering traumas, Marie joined HONK in order to continue beating back evil, and rise through the ranks to become someone of note so she can finally love herself as much as she loves everyone else.

[Haspen]

@cronos5010:

Spoiler: This is (Definitely) Done (click to show/hide)

Name, Surname, Title, or Whatever (cronos5010): Marie, the Iron Minor
Class: PilotMecha
Likes*: Freedom, Piloting mechas, Sword Fighting, Mining, Travel, Coffee, Long flights across the kingdom, Exercise, Night Lights
Dislikes*: Losing her parents again, Getting her mecha blown up, Chores, Cave Collapses, Black Licorice, Insomnia, Dark Places, Recurring Nightmares, Intravenous Injections
Backstory: Once a simple girl toiling away at the mines of Nobelia with the rest of her family, Marie's life was changed forever when she found a mysterious cavern containing many scientific gizmos and an ancient looking armored suit, and was forced to don it to help viciously beat back the monster of the week, and lead her family and friends out of the mines before it finally collapsed. Finding herself to love mech piloting and monster fighting more than she hated any lingering traumas, Marie joined HONK in order to continue beating back evil, and rise through the ranks to become someone of note so she can finally love herself as much as she loves everyone else.

Looks a-okay for me. You're in!

@adzi:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Donatello Miura (adzi)
Class: Martial Artist [MART]
Likes: Metal music, paint fumes, Espresso Granade Maximo
Dislikes: Alcohol, Lamb-Tastic Megaborger
Backstory: Donatello was originally just an aspiring mangaka, using pens with a bit of computer-based-tools usage to create his art. His greatest annoyance was the fact that modern trends of manga were so different from the so-beloved by him classics of 80s.

This changed, when he discovered his affinity towards inhumanly fast and precise finger painting - it was revealed to him he was the 42th descendant of the ancient Colourful Fist of the Tint Splash martial art... or the clique of eccentric artists, blabbering about standing on guard of balance and safety of the world, or some other outlandish bullshit.

Even worse, when things finally went south, it appeared that none of those "martial artists" could actually fight well... except Donatello. As the only actually competent person, Donatello took the mantle of the art's successor and went onward, joining HoNK, to paint justice!

...although he might seem a bit off, considering how much he had to inhale paint fumes.

Nothing wrong there. You're in!

[Solymr]

PTW