Alright you animals, here it is. You've gone and got me to make a thread. I'll flesh out this post more later.
Since you wanted definitions, here are some:
Socialism is not when the government does things. Socialism is when workers control the means of production. That's it. It's one sentence. Anarchists are socialists. Marxists, Leninists, and Maoists are socialists. Parliamentary socialists are socialists, but don't tell anybody I told you that because they'll call me a liberal.
Liberalism is not socialism. Liberalism is the ideology of capitalism. Social democracy is not socialism. Social democracy is the use of state structures to blunt the impacts of capitalism. Conservatism is, ironically enough, usually just the right-wing of liberalism as they agree with liberals on the fundamental issue of capitalism. If you read anything about social democrats from before 1970 or so they might actually be socialists, because the term drifted over time.
Fascism is pure evil as a political ideology. It might also be liberalism, depending on who's asking.
Also, the world is ending. That's what this thread is about, more or less. It might be ending symbolically as we break free of capitalism, but personally I suspect it's just ending literally and we're all going to die. The circle of time spins faster and ever flatter here, in the heart of darkness, the USA. Once, I made a very frivolous and amazing thread about the DPRK, but I should have been making it about the US. So complain about your boss in this thread or whatever. Or ask questions. Or talk about theory, if you're really determined to torture yourself.
aaaaaand don't get the thread locked or you're getting re-educated. Toady doesn't seem to care if we say eat the rich but these things have a way of happening. I was going to start a list of relevant posts here, but unfortunately the forum software is still super-fucked and doesn't actually lead to where posts are in most threads.