Politely leave the man be, while deciding to explore the area.
Your exploration is interrupted immediately by his sudden greeting and the speech he makes over the microphone while attempting to chug...something very foamy.
Follow the Space Eel to see if it connects with otehr space eels. also see if it leaves some kind of space trail behind it. if so, follow that back to see where it comes from
Politely leave the man be, while deciding to explore the area.
Also, greet this partygoer.
"Hello, partygoer. Welcome to the party! AS K9ing of Space, this is my party and I am hosting it. Are you having a good time so far? My party planning crew worked quite hard on the invitation and getting the planet and everything. There should be lots of fun stuff for you to do around here somewhere!"
After that, make a party speech! Over the Space Broadcasting system:
HI EVERYBODY! Hope you are having fun at the party! Let's celebrate the grandness of space and me being King together and show the universe what a good time looks like! Try not to get eaten by the party organizers by the way. They'd be mortified to find out they ate something Sapient. Never want ot eat something that could disagree with you, amirite?" Aaron gives a weird barking laugh at his own joke, smiles grandly at the camera, and then drinks something very frothy, covering half his face in a light brownish, dripping foam.
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
additional loot: 1,000,000 space creds, weapon and armor blueprints (including lightsaber), map of almost the whole galaxy.
1) Earthlike planet with my people
2) Rock world of mineral eating bugs (like meteors). They can separate profitable minerals from their food easily. Mining machine is excelling.
3) Jungle with carnivorous plant people - looks like they'll feel better now that they have a role as security for the party
4) ocean. Fish people - don't like visitors. I bet that King of Mass got to them
5) Ess Tee Dee IV: beach resort world
6) forested planet suitable for party
King of Space: Me
King of Time: friendly
King of Energy: Friendly
King of Mass: rude
(6) The space eel gets visibly uncomfortable by your stalking it after a while and attempts to flee in a very panicky and not straight line your observation fleet and the eel go in circles for about three hours.
You greet the guy just as he was about to explore, then immediately jump on stage and (2) attempt to drink the froth while making your speech. Your drink ends up all over you and the stage but you keep talking and splurting away. Most of everyone else at the party is highly amused by this and it becomes a new party game. Froth flies everywhere.
"I'll go to your office but if he attacks me I'll be forced to defend my self by shooting him, also if you want to see the taser you can."
Reload my pistol while I follow the dwarf to his office, also let the dwarf see the remote thing.
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Followers:
A dwarf with an axe
Inventory:
Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
Four pounds of candy and ice cream
$4,023,185
Handgun
Golf club
Ammo and mags for the handgun
Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
AK-47
Ammo and mags for AK-47
Some kind of hockey mask
Device that kinda looks like a remote
some gold ingots
"APPOLOGIES, ELECTRICAL DAMAGE CAUSES FREQUENT MALFUNCTIONS IN MY MECHANICAL AND ELECTRICAL COMPONENTS. THE TASER USED IS A LETHAL WEAPON WHEN USED AGAINST ME.I WILL COMPLY WITH YOUR REQUEST FOR PEACEFUL DISCUSSION REGARDING THE FUGITIVE."
P4 continues rebooting and recalibrating his systems to proper settings while going to the office. His speaker was probably a bit louder than he would like, and would be among his priorities while peace holds.
The three of you reach the office. The dwarf inspects the gadget. He asks,
”Where did you get this?”Achieve Apex Party.
Apex party has been achieved without you even having to do much of anything. As you continue to enjoy yourself, you’re repeatedly hammered by bubbly rain which is totally not water by any definition.
Known locations:
City (south of the forest)
City Bank (): Grozhar
Downtown office supplies store
Blarg’s house
Airport (On the edge of the city)
Gas station (just outside city limits)
Pawn shop
Water Tower (where it used to be anyway): Spore
Hospital (west side of city):
Dwarven City-Fortress (directly under the city on the surface): P4-Nth-Err, Caw
Fallen water tower
Trading post: Blaargh
Mine: Tim
Town (north of the forest)
Colossal Panther Inn
Barn (within the town's outskirts)
Druid-governed settlement (east of the forest)
Forest: Vuth
Spore’s house
Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest)
Ogre Cave: Gloneich
Other Planets:
Floralruption (a different planet)
Ess Tee Dee V (another planet)
Capital City of (name not known)
Casino
Beach
Earth-like planet: Caaw
Rock world
Jungle planet
Ocean world
Forest planet (not tropical): Aaron, Sir Talis, Mortus and Cibl
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