Tell the radio to play some crazy techno-dubstep while I'm driving.
Put on my sunglasses and drive to the party in style yee.
Name: Rowan "Cibl" Spheres
Description: A rogue hacker who wears a hoodie.
Abilities:
Hacker extraordinaire - Really good at hacking and bypassing/manipulating cybersecurity and all that pazzazz.
Cyberspeak - Can "communicate" telepathically with various electronics such as computers and networks at a medium physical distance. Probably has something to do with electricity or signals or something.
Inventory:
- Mobile one-way jammer
- Fake ID / passports
- Sunglasses
- Cellphone [Files: Cat videos]
- Bank employee's business card
The radio activates and sings in dubstepese
The gps locates the source of the party on a different planet, so it hovers off the ground and points above the sunset, simply to land again at the presence of someone’s thumb sticking out and opens a door.
Still lost Mortus walks into the street and his phone buzzes, he checks it and surprisingly it was a party invitation "How in RNGsus's name am I gonna get there?" shrugging he walks near the road and sticks his thumb out while cars pass trying to hitch a ride.
(5) A car stops and one of its doors open by itself. You hear dubstep.
make sure there are ample space buses to pick up all the partygoers and drop them off at the fiesta. Also, fajitas.
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
additional loot: 1,000,000 space creds, weapon and armor blueprints (including lightsaber), map of almost the whole galaxy.
1) Earthlike planet with my people
2) Rock world of mineral eating bugs (like meteors). They can separate profitable minerals from their food easily. Mining machine is excelling.
3) Jungle with carnivorous plant people - looks like they'll feel better now that they have a role as security for the party
4) ocean. Fish people - don't like visitors. I bet that King of Mass got to them
5) Ess Tee Dee IV: beach resort world
6) forested planet suitable for party
King of Space: Me
King of Time: friendly
King of Energy: Friendly
King of Mass: rude
Beep beep! ”SEATBELTS EVERYONE!” is what the buses chant as they fly to pick up the passengers
"I'm not gonna kill you if you leave me alone, and why don't you go after the person who actually blew up the water tower or whatever."
Quickly reload the AK47, then me and the dwarf get out of here kill the robot.
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Followers:
A dwarf with an axe
Inventory:
Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
Four pounds of candy and ice cream
$4,023,185
Handgun
Golf club
Ammo and mags for the handgun
Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
AK-47
Ammo and mags for AK-47
Some kind of hockey mask
Device that kinda looks like a remote
some gold ingots
"If you continue to defend this fugitive, i will make sure you are added to the list for aiding and abetting a criminal after he is brought in. This entire encounter is being recorded and if you believe that the database is wrong, you can take the issue up in court. Last chance to surrender before I use lethal force, given that you already have!"
Deny them their escape. Capture the zebraman, dead or alive. Preferably alive.
The dwarf replies,
”It matters little at the moment, you’re purposeful trespassing and aggression outside of your jurisdiction is an act of war here!”Zebra (6+1 via ability) vs robot (4)
Dwarf (6) vs robot (6)
As the robot charges again, the zebraman reloads and unloads with blazing speed and ferocity, hammering the robot once more until it collides into him somewhat clumsily and both fall to the ground, stunning the zebra man. The robot gets up and jumps right onto the zebra man right away but the dwarf whistles at a frequency that disrupts its audio sensors, and the zebra man’s ears causing both to go deaf for the moment while the ground shakes with numerous footsteps. The robot catches a glimpse of several dozens of dwarves approaching. The dwarf who whistled says something else but all either of you can hear is obnoxious ringing. At least the robot has the zebra man somewhat pinned, but considering the relentless battering of bullets and the oncoming army causing a pseudo micro earthquake, the robot does not have great footing so that advantage is sure to be short lived.
The bird seems to have this under control. Take the mysterious space bus.
Off to the party eh? Well, on the bus you go then.
Does the hole go deeper? If so, fly down, if not, look for any destroyed things and follow the trail
There is a mine in this city, if that counts as going deeper. Oh, and a loud whistle is heard, and several dozen dwarves run towards the noise.
Known locations:
City (south of the forest): Mortus
City Bank (): Grozhar and Cibl
Downtown office supplies store
Blarg’s house
Airport (On the edge of the city)
Gas station (just outside city limits)
Pawn shop
Water Tower (where it used to be anyway): Spore
Hospital (west side of city):
Dwarven City-Fortress (directly under the city on the surface): P4-Nth-Err, Caw, and Sir Talis
Fallen water tower
Trading post: Blaargh
Mine: Tim
Town (north of the forest)
Colossal Panther Inn
Barn (within the town's outskirts)
Druid-governed settlement (east of the forest)
Forest: Vuth
Spore’s house
Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest)
Ogre Cave: Gloneich
Other Planets:
Floralruption (a different planet)
Ess Tee Dee V (another planet)
Capital City of (name not known)
Casino
Beach
Earth-like planet: Caaw
Rock world
Jungle planet
Ocean world
Forest planet (not tropical): Aaron
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