"Th-Thank you." Is this guy psychic?
I put away the business card and note the security upgrade happening in the back. I consider Cyberspeaking with the system but decide against it--too risky with Mr. Psychic standing there probably reading all my thoughts.
I smile and wave goodbye, leaving the bank. Outside, I look for a nice car in a remote area that I can Cyberspeak with and get it to open its doors, start its engines, and allow me to drive it, hopefully without its owner seeing me.
Name: Rowan "Cibl" Spheres
Description: A rogue hacker who wears a hoodie.
Abilities:
Hacker extraordinaire - Really good at hacking and bypassing/manipulating cybersecurity and all that pazzazz.
Cyberspeak - Can "communicate" telepathically with various electronics such as computers and networks at a medium physical distance. Probably has something to do with electricity or signals or something.
Inventory:
- Mobile one-way jammer
- Fake ID / passports
- Sunglasses
- Cellphone [Files: Cat videos]
- Bank employee's business card
(5) Everything goes as planned and you drive into the sunset.
Whoops
try writing the question “what did the thing that took the water tower look like?” If I can’t write, try landing on the dwarf again and look for the info myself
(1) You draw a bunch of lines.
(3) You land on the dwarf and are bombarded with a complete lack info. Must’ve been so weird it’s impossible to picture it mentally.
"What the hell, what do you want ya weird robot?"
If the robot makes any hostile movements shoot it with my AK47, and also have my dwarf friend attack it if it turns hostile.
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Followers:
A dwarf with an axe
Inventory:
Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
Four pounds of candy and ice cream
$4,023,185
Handgun
Golf club
Ammo and mags for the handgun
Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
AK-47
Ammo and mags for AK-47
Some kind of hockey mask
Device that kinda looks like a remote
some gold ingots
"You are wanted for the crime of destruction of property, having destroyed a water tower and damaged the surrounding area! Surrender and face justice or else!"
Demand surrender and attempt to arrest it. If they attack, use my superior speed to close the gap while evading gunfire and claw their hands, forcing them to drop their weapon.
Name:P4-Nth-Err
Description:A cybernetic Jaguar with a sapient mind uploaded to it.
Abilities: Wireless interfacing, audiovisual streaming, claws/Jaws of steel
Inventory:Mascot handkerchief (equipped), cargo harness (equipped)
Robot attack: 5 vs Zebra counterattack: 6(+1 due to ability)
Dwarf intervention: 3 vs Robot reaction: 6
Panther charges. Blaarg unloads a whole mag at it. The robot evades as best as possible, but is unable to dodge every bullet due to the zebra’s obnoxiously precise aiming, causing it to take a mild hammering and slow down slightly. The robot completely avoids the dwarf’s attack, which was a downward swing with an ax, but in doing so it also doesn’t quite connect with the Zebraman.
The Dwarf speaks:
”Well, for something that fights crime, you sure are committing a handful of them. And I do believe you have the wrong suspect. Now step away or be treated as an aggressive trespasser.”I walk out of the shadows and look between you two then around the room and search for an exit.
((I gotta admit I’m confused at who you’re referring to and where your character even is))
Wait for the dwarf to answer the bird’s question.
Name:Sir Talis
Description:A brave soul who was inspired by the stories of knights in shining armor. Sir Talis does his best to live up to these heroes, and has sworn to follow the path of a paladin. This may be more challenging than it is for most however, since he’s also an ordinarily-sized garter snake.
Abilities:A borderline-harmless bite and other abilities possessed by a common garter snake.
Inventory:None.
The purple bird looks at you and shakes its head in a way that suggests the dwarf doesn’t have the answer.
Having set the universe's cosmic properties to rights, it's time to host an intergalactic kegger:
1) Find a planet with decent environment, but not too nice, and not populated.
2) Order massive quantities of alcohol and what provides similar effects to the other species
3) hire tons of party caretakers: set up, delivery, security (I bet the plant people would do this. Promise to let them eat the worst troublemakers and political opponents).
4) advertise!
5) invite the other player characters too, I guess.
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
additional loot: 1,000,000 space creds, weapon and armor blueprints (including lightsaber), map of almost the whole galaxy.
1) Earthlike planet with my people: Done. The people favor me/ 1/2 are engaging in the propaganda machine, 1/2 are supporting while living their own lives
2) Rock world of mineral eating bugs (like meteors). 2/3 support my campaign. 1/3 unsure. taking some along for political purposes. They can separate profitable minerals from their food easily. Mining machine is excelling.
3) Jungle with carnivorous plant people - Totally on board. Galactic Monarchy looks fun! Sad about perceived lack of usefulness.
4) ocean. Fish people - don't like visitors.
King of Space: Me
King of Time: friendly
King of Energy: Friendly
Kingof Mass: rude
1) (6) You find a planet with an environment green with plants and blue streaks and spots that must be water. Temperature’s are comfy.
2) You order massive quantities of beer, wine, tequila, rock candy (for the bugs), and jellyfish (cause apparently the Florans get drunk off of jellyfish)
3) Yep. The plant people volunteer.
4&5) You send ads in every imaginable direction.
ALL PLAYERS HAVE BEEN INVITED TO A PARTY BY AARON Known locations:
City (south of the forest)
City Bank (): Grozhar and Cibl
Downtown office supplies store
Blarg’s house
Airport (On the edge of the city)
Gas station (just outside city limits)
Pawn shop
Water Tower (where it used to be anyway): Spore
Hospital (west side of city):
Dwarven City-Fortress (directly under the city on the surface): P4-Nth-Err, Caw, and Sir Talis
Fallen water tower
Trading post: Blaargh
Mine: Tim
Town (north of the forest)
Colossal Panther Inn
Barn (within the town's outskirts)
Druid-governed settlement (east of the forest)
Forest: Vuth
Spore’s house
Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest)
Ogre Cave: Gloneich
Other Planets:
Floralruption (a different planet)
Ess Tee Dee V (another planet)
Capital City of (name not known)
Casino
Beach
Earth-like planet: Caaw
Rock world
Jungle planet
Ocean world
Forest planet (not tropical): Aaron