"H-how did you-- er, thank you for opening the account."
Damn, the security here is impressive.
Ask the employee if he has a business card that I can have.
Look around the bank to see who/what else is here.
Name: Rowan "Cibl" Spheres
Description: A rogue hacker who wears a hoodie.
Abilities:
Hacker extraordinaire - Really good at hacking and bypassing/manipulating cybersecurity and all that pazzazz.
Cyberspeak - Can "communicate" telepathically with various electronics such as computers and networks at a medium physical distance. Probably has something to do with electricity or signals or something.
Inventory:
- Mobile one-way jammer
- Fake ID / passports
- Sunglasses
- Cellphone [Files: Cat videos]
(6) He quickly hands you the business card before you can even finish asking, smiling as he does so.
In the back, there’s a team working on upgrading the security of the safe, so it was possibly robbed recently.
"Remember new friend we must be constantly vigilant as danger could be anywhere, especially with all the weird crap that's been going on."
Remain vigilant as we head towards where ever the call of adventure leads us.
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Followers:
A dwarf with an axe
Inventory:
Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
Four pounds of candy and ice cream
$4,023,185
Handgun
Golf club
Ammo and mags for the handgun
Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
AK-47
Ammo and mags for AK-47
Some kind of hockey mask
Device that kinda looks like a remote
some gold ingots
Yeah that particular call of adventure sorta jumps in front of you almost immediately in the form of a robot Jaguar thing
HOP! HOP TO FREEDOM!
...OR AT LEAST TO NEAREST TABLE/WHATEVER, THEN USE CONVENIENT SHARP OBJECT (TORTURE DEVICE?) TO CUT ROPES AM TIED WITH
(2) *boing* *flop* You make a single yet impressive leap forward and land on your face.
Make scathing fat joke about the King of Mass. If he reciprocates, reply with "your face."
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
additional loot: 1,000,000 space creds, weapon and armor blueprints (including lightsaber), map of almost the whole galaxy.
1) Earthlike planet with my people: Done. The people favor me/ 1/2 are engaging in the propaganda machine, 1/2 are supporting while living their own lives
2) Rock world of mineral eating bugs (like meteors). 2/3 support my campaign. 1/3 unsure. taking some along for political purposes. They can separate profitable minerals from their food easily. Mining machine is excelling.
3) Jungle with carnivorous plant people - Totally on board. Galactic Monarchy looks fun! Sad about perceived lack of usefulness.
4) ocean. Fish people - don't like visitors.
”The King of Mass is so fat, he takes up too much space!”(5)
”Oh yeah, well the King of Space is so fat, it takes too much time and energy to fill in!””Your face!””Your mouth!”King of Energy laughs hysterically. King of Time records it claiming it will be funny till the end of time.
P4 moves to intercept them, and calls out a warning "Halt, fugitive zebraman!"
(4) You jump in front of the zebra man, fall onto your side as you land but recovering fast.
”Where did the sinkhole come from?”
Name:Sir Talis
Description:A brave soul who was inspired by the stories of knights in shining armor. Sir Talis does his best to live up to these heroes, and has sworn to follow the path of a paladin. This may be more challenging than it is for most however, since he’s also an ordinarily-sized garter snake.
Abilities:A borderline-harmless bite and other abilities possessed by a common garter snake.
Inventory:None.
Go to where the dwarf says the sinkhole is
((Sorry))
The dwarf points to the hole you just came from and says,
”The weird critter did that, took the tower with it too. Water slooshed everywhere.”Caw looks at the hole
Known locations:
City (south of the forest)
City Bank (): Grozhar and Cibl
Downtown office supplies store
Blarg’s house
Airport (On the edge of the city)
Gas station (just outside city limits)
Pawn shop
Water Tower (where it used to be anyway): Spore
Hospital (west side of city):
Dwarven City-Fortress (directly under the city on the surface): P4-Nth-Err, Caw, and Sir Talis
Fallen water tower
Trading post: Blaargh
Mine: Tim
Town (north of the forest)
Colossal Panther Inn
Barn (within the town's outskirts)
Druid-governed settlement (east of the forest)
Forest: Vuth
Spore’s house
Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest)
Ogre Cave: Gloneich
Other Planets:
Floralruption (a different planet)
Ess Tee Dee V (another planet)
Capital City of (name not known)
Casino
Beach
Earth-like planet: Caaw
Rock world
Jungle planet
Ocean world: Aaron
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