Download some cat videos onto my phone for later viewing pleasure.
Request to open a bank account at the bank under my fake ID Illusia Reals, and try to plant a hidden tracking device on one of the bank employees.
Cat videos downloaded successfully.
(3) The guy sees right through your fake ID, as evidenced by the killer eye roll he gives you, muttering “rookie” under his breath, but he opens an account for you anyway.
(1) He grabs your arm and rips the tracking device from your hand, then crushes it in his hand. Must have had a rough day himself.
Wait for my new friend to gather his things, then set out on some kind of adventure.
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Inventory:
Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
Four pounds of candy and ice cream
$4,023,185
Handgun
Golf club
Ammo and mags for the handgun
Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
AK-47
Ammo and mags for AK-47
Some kind of hockey mask
Device that kinda looks like a remote
some gold ingots
(4) It takes a moment for him to gather his things but he comes back up to you with a bag and an ax strapped to his back. The pair of you set out on an adventure!
resume the hunt. Ask around if anyone has seen a zebraman pass by around here, and where they were last seen. Continue pursuit, for great justice!
(6) You end up finding the zebraman right off the bat, and he seems to be walking towards you and alongside a dwarf. Neither has seen you yet, they’re still some distance off.
WAKE UP FROM TRANCE
ATTEMPT FRANTICALLY TO ESCAPE, WHETHER AM STILL TIED TO CHAIR OR NOT
(3) You bounce around in the chair, trying to jump your way to the exit. You’re causing a bit of a racket.
(Hidden) Lucky for you, or unlucky, depending on your perception, nobody notices.
Try landing on the closest dwarf, and ask him/her whether they’ve seen a water tower or the source of a large sinkhole, broadcasting the images if the respective objects as the question is being asked
Try landing on the closest dwarf, and ask him/her whether they’ve seen a water tower or the source of a large sinkhole, broadcasting the images if the respective objects as the question is being asked
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Name:Sir Talis
Description:A brave soul who was inspired by the stories of knights in shining armor. Sir Talis does his best to live up to these heroes, and has sworn to follow the path of a paladin. This may be more challenging than it is for most however, since he’s also an ordinarily-sized garter snake.
Abilities:A borderline-harmless bite and other abilities possessed by a common garter snake.
Inventory:None.
(1) The bird repeatedly gets shooed away by the dwarves.
(4) The snake ironically has much better luck communicating.
”Well, there WAS a tower, but the source of the sinkhole ate it up and went to the mines. It wasn’t our tower though, so we don’t care much.”Victory Tour! Check out my Space Armada and take a Space Cruise.
For my first act as King of Space: arrange a meeting with The King of Time, King of Energy, and King of Mass to discuss the State of the Universe.
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
additional loot: 1,000,000 space creds, weapon and armor blueprints (including lightsaber), map of almost the whole galaxy.
1) Earthlike planet with my people: Done. The people favor me/ 1/2 are engaging in the propaganda machine, 1/2 are supporting while living their own lives
2) Rock world of mineral eating bugs (like meteors). 2/3 support my campaign. 1/3 unsure. taking some along for political purposes. They can separate profitable minerals from their food easily. Mining machine is excelling.
3) Jungle with carnivorous plant people - Totally on board. Galactic Monarchy looks fun! Sad about perceived lack of usefulness.
4) ocean. Fish people - don't like visitors.
Space armada? Uhhh...check. Space cruise? Currently underway.
Now let’s see if everyone is available for the meeting.
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The Kings of Time and Energy are on board, but the King of Mass rudely refuses. The King of Time apologizes and explains that the King of Mass has thought himself too big to be bothered by “smaller beings” since 5,987,375 BC and that he’s really proud of it. What a jerk. King of Energy suggests making a scathing fat joke about the King of Mass.
Known locations:
City (south of the forest)
City Bank (): Grozhar and Cibl
Downtown office supplies store
Blarg’s house
Airport (On the edge of the city)
Gas station (just outside city limits)
Pawn shop
Water Tower (where it used to be anyway): Spore
Hospital (west side of city):
Dwarven City-Fortress (directly under the city on the surface): P4-Nth-Err, Caw, and Sir Talis
Fallen water tower
Trading post: Blaargh
Mine: Tim
Town (north of the forest)
Colossal Panther Inn
Barn (within the town's outskirts)
Druid-governed settlement (east of the forest)
Forest: Vuth
Spore’s house
Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest)
Ogre Cave: Gloneich
Other Planets:
Floralruption (a different planet)
Ess Tee Dee V (another planet)
Capital City of (name not known)
Casino
Beach
Earth-like planet: Caaw
Rock world
Jungle planet
Ocean world: Aaron
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