((I’m not sure where to start, maybe a city?))
these two legged creatures without wings, how do they manage to build places like this?
Find a human and perch on their shoulder, leaning on their head so I can listen to its thoughts
(5) You spot a human and manage to land gracefully on his shoulder. He hardly notices. (3) As you lean on his head though he flinches and the thoughts you manage to hear before you're shooed away mostly consist of how much he hates his job.
Grozhar the Destroyer is getting old and when an adventurer becomes old there is only 3 options left: Dying, opening a tavern/Inn and retiring or somehow obtaining eternal youth.
Grozhar the Destroyer will start outside of the "Colossal Panther Inn" which is located in a generic town in a generic fantasy world.
Search for a Job maybe there is an Bandit Fort nearby that needs to be destroyed or a pack of hungry wolves killing cattle.
(6) The opportunities flood in like a tsunami. As soon as you ask about a job dozens of people swarm around you with various requests and promises of payment on a "job well done." It's pretty crazy understanding them with all the voices shouting at once but you do manage to hear various things such as "help deliver these goods", "greedy ogres keep raiding my barn please help", and "there's a possible bank robber on the loose, keep an eye on him." For whatever reason you also hear about a party in a nearby settlement.
Aaron will climb into the pilot's seat of the Luxury Liner The Princess Monster Truck and do a prelaunch check. Make sure all systems are ready, and all passengers are on board and secured for take off!
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
(5)The pre-launch check goes exactly the way it should. All systems are functioning well and all passengers are secured. Take off when ready.
Vuth Jiksat is currently located in a hamlet governed by human and elven druids.
Vuth takes a long drink from his wineskin, which may not end too well for him as he's already rather drunk. He then attempts to start a conversation with a nearby druid.
(5) Of course taking long drinks of any kind of alchohol is no challenge for a dwarf in any particular state, this one goes smoothly and Vuth enjoys it. (6) Immediately upon spotting a nearby Druid, who happens to be an elf, you start up such a fun conversation that the two of you become fast friends and he suggests hosting a celebration of your newfound friendship and inviting everyone in the settlement.
Name:Sir Talis
Description:A brave soul who was inspired by the stories of knights in shining armor. Sir Talis does his best to live up to these heroes, and has sworn to follow the path of a paladin. This may be more challenging than it is for most however, since he’s also an ordinarily-sized garter snake.
Abilities:A borderline-harmless bite and other abilities possessed by a common garter snake.
Inventory:None.
Sir Talis will slither out into the world, looking for anyone in need of help.
(3) You're search doesn't go particularly great, as most people just avoid you. You do hear some bits from a nearby crowd about something raiding someone's barn and the possibility of something being robbed, but you're a bit too far to make out every word.
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Inventory: Handgun, golf club, ammo and mags for the handgun
Go get in my car and drive to a bank.
(1) You get in the car but it won't start, so you decide to walk to the bank instead. (4) You find one somewhere in a city and happen to see a purple bird flying around looking for somewhere, or more specifically someone to land on. It's just a bird though, and besides you're here for the bank. And your legs ache a little from the walking.
Wake up in the forest and leave my mushroom hut
(Sorry I posted late)
(auto-succeed) You step outside and look around at the beautiful trees and listen to the wildlife
Known locations:
City: Caw and Blarg
Airport (On the edge of the city): Aaron
Colossal Panther Inn (located in a town): Grozhar (with Sir Talis close by)
Druid-governed settlement: Vuth
Forest (between the city, town, and Druid-mini-town with the city being on the south side and the Druid settlement being more towards the east): Spore