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Screech9791

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Roll to Unlock This Thread
« on: May 14, 2020, 08:04:28 pm »
It's so minimalist, that I'm not writing anything else in the original post besides this!
« Last Edit: May 25, 2020, 08:43:36 pm by 0cra_tr0per »
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NRDL

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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2020, 08:15:07 pm »
Fight a really epic battle, before 0cra-tr0per gets overwhelmed by the flood of people posting actions and drops this game
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2020, 08:54:30 pm »
Be...

...


Unless?
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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2020, 09:36:11 pm »
Be elf.
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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2020, 10:21:15 pm »
Be the harbinger of chaos, doom of worlds, the horde unleashed, a force to surpass HASBURG, those who have fucked death, MIROSLAV!
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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2020, 10:23:16 pm »
Doge the eff up.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2020, 12:43:16 am by Devastator »
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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2020, 12:31:48 am »
Be terrorist and go explode things.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2020, 12:56:22 am »
LIGHT CANDLES   

DRAW PENTAGRAM


SUMMON...


MONK12.   
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Screech9791

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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2020, 12:56:47 pm »
Quote from: NRDL on May 14, 2020, 08:15:07 pm
Fight a really epic battle, before 0cra-tr0per gets overwhelmed by the flood of people posting actions and drops this game

2: You fight an unepic battle, and get killed. haha fuck you for being the first guy to get a 2 roll, while pointing out this game's inevitable outcome

Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on May 14, 2020, 08:54:30 pm
Be...

...


Unless?

5: You become the best at being

...

, and you become so good at being

...

that you get praised for it!

Quote from: bloop_bleep on May 14, 2020, 09:36:11 pm
Be elf.

3: You become an elf, but you are now on the run from an army of dwarves that will surely overpower you until random.org overpowers everyone.

Quote from: Avetruetotheimperator on May 14, 2020, 10:21:15 pm
Be the harbinger of chaos, doom of worlds, the horde unleashed, a force to surpass HASBURG, those who have fucked death, MIROSLAV!

6: In all your evilness, you have become a prime target for supporters of the Geneva Convention. You are now locked inside the Hague, awaiting trial. How do you plead?

Quote from: Devastator on May 14, 2020, 10:23:16 pm
Doge the eff up.

3: such minor failure, very wow

Quote from: King Zultan on May 15, 2020, 12:31:48 am
Be terrorist and go explode things.

3: Strapping a C4 vest to yourself and going out in public was not a good idea when you forgot to make the bomb vest have actual bombs and not props.

Quote from: Yoink on May 15, 2020, 12:56:22 am
LIGHT CANDLES   

DRAW PENTAGRAM


SUMMON...


MONK12.   

3: You summon MONK11.. Are you happy now?
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Avetruetotheimperator

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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2020, 01:05:06 pm »
Use political marriages, my amazing reputation with Swiss Bankers, and a horde of pyromaniac cultist slavers to bust out of here scot free.
If that doesn't work, trial by combat will!
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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2020, 02:11:10 pm »
Cook up some rashers and sausages, with a poached egg and a few slices of black and white pudding on the side. Offer some food to the other players.
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2020, 06:43:57 pm »
PUT THIS IMPOSTOR TO WORK MAKING DANK MINIMALIST RTDS   
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2020, 06:48:55 pm »
Spill some salt and see what infernal abominations can be conjured up.
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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2020, 06:57:02 pm »
Climb a highwood with my sweaty elf palms to evade the dwarves.
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Re: Roll to Extreme Minimalism
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2020, 07:02:06 pm »
Destroy the Extreme in the title.
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