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[sotiweastral]

hi guys, i play DF since the 43.02 update and after reading post about dwarven society im starting to think i am a dwarf, the reasons are:
+I plant mushrooms from the compost bin.
+My bedroom is a warehouse full of useless crap.
+I use vodka as mouthwash.
+My height is less than 1.70 meter (Long live to the metric sistem!)
+I started to use the forge in my father's workshop when i had 11 years old.
+I hoard metals for no apparent reason.
+I get ill when i go outside in sunny days.
+When my cat dies i will turn it into a ☼Leather bag☼.
...And i have a beard.
 Does anyone think that all those things are dwarf things?

[Eschar]

Hmmmm.

I want to see the inevitable derailing of this thread.

[King Zultan]

Why don't you make a hat of the cat instead?

[Yoink]

The science checks out. Dorf confirmed.   

[Uthimienure]

Why don't you make a hat of the cat instead?

Right, rather than the Dr. Seuss "cat in the hat".
If you put a second cat in the hat, then it would be a "cat in the hat of the cat".

[martinuzz]

You're getting there.
But you can't be a dwarf unless you make some kitten mittens

[Uthimienure]

Four kitten mittens on a cat in the hat of the cat

[Craftsdwarf boi]

Yeah, you are basically a dwarf.
the only thing missing is genocidal hate against elves and goblins and a disregard for mental adequacy.

[Imic]

We are all Dorves, deep down.

[sotiweastral]

Hmmmm.

I want to see the inevitable derailing of this thread.

Well, me too, i wrote this in a night i was drunk so i don't expect anything...

And about the mittens, instead of the ☼Cat leather bag☼ i will make some «☼Cat leather mittens☼»

[King Zultan]

I just realized something you could make that's better than a hat and mittens, you could make a ☼Cat leather thong☼.

[scriver]

We are all Dorves, deep down.

Too deep, and too greedily

[dragdeler]

We are the boredorf, lower your shield and surrender your shit. Your culture will adapt to service us, resistance is futile.

[sotiweastral]

We are all Dorves, deep down.

Too deep, and too greedily

Is part of the ascencion of the bored ones

[Starver]

I just realized something you could make that's better than a hat and mittens, you could make a ☼Cat leather thong☼.

Something something about showing one's pussy if the other will reciprocate...?