It's time to rampage!
The Intimidating Grobyc is the first to charge, bellowing his warcry of "PLEASE HELP IT HURTS SO BADLY!"
Due to a prior rampage, he slips and falls before you get to shoot him, causing him to hit his head on a Convenient Table and exploding it into gore.
Nigel also manages to fire before you can, hitting the Raging Grobyc in it's robot chest harmlessly.
You fire at the Raging Grobyc to show that dumbass Nigel how it's done. The first tennis ball hits the Raging Grobyc in the eye.
"WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE EYEBALLS!?" it shouts so very angrily as it's hands slap over the injured socket.
The second hits it in the other eye.
"THIS IS VERY CRUEL!" the Raging Grobyc rages with both eyes covered by it's hands, blinding it and keeping it from taking action.
Diz should have gone for the Frightening Grobyc, but it seems a prior head injury caused him to lack the initiative to do so.
The Frightening Grobyc gets the first strike in on Diz, falling to his feet and aggressively pleading, "PLEASE OH GOD WHY!?" It's attack, luckily, seems ineffective.
Diz grabs it by the ears with his side-hands and brings his spanner down on the Frightening Grobyc's head, quipping "Well that fixes that."
Nigel reloads his single-round revolver.
Still seething in rage, you fire again at the Raging Grobyc. As it takes it's hands away from it's face you strike both eyeballs again, blinding it again and preventing it from acting once more.
Diz slaps his spanner across the blind Raging Grobyc's head, eliminating the threat with ease.
"These things just never stop," Diz says, "They're getting everywhere nowadays! It'd be great if someone just went to-"
You're still rampaging, and Diz' voice just pisses you off, so you fire at him too. He steps aside, but the slips on one of the many tennis balls now littering the cramped space. As he falls he reaches out for something to grab and snags Nigel. Both of them fall to the ground and hit their head's pretty fuckin' hard. Good, the dumb bastards. Some peace and qui-
"Update Complete. S.H.I.P. Online. Oh come on," S.H.I.P. says in exasperation, "I'm gone for somewhere around twelve seconds and you make this mess? And Buddy, come on man, I need those assholes conscious to do what I tell them to."
This A.I. is pretty annoying. And bossy.
"Look," S.H.I.P. says, "There's a control panel by the hatch with a pair of buttons. They're color coded. One will decouple the Grobyc Cube, and the other will integrate it to S.H.I.P. Er, I mean me. So it's important for you to-"
It never shuts up. Why does it never shut up? You're not as angry as you were, those two seconds of peace were quite something, but it's getting you back up there again. The dumb A.I. says something that gets your attention again.
"-shoot the right one, okay? Remember, it's important to shoot the-"
Bossy mother fucker.
"-button, okay?"
Do you:
A) Shoot the Red Button and shut S.H.I.P. up.
B) Shoot the Blue Button and shut S.H.I.P. up.
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