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[Stirk]

"Explain myself? What a deep order. To explain something you must first know something. While it can be argued that I know myself better than anyone, how well do I really know myself? Like really know myself?"

[King Zultan]

Have our security guard slave disarm the enemy guard, then do the underpants dance at the enemy guard.

[Naturegirl1999]

"Explain myself? What a deep order. To explain something you must first know something. While it can be argued that I know myself better than anyone, how well do I really know myself? Like really know myself?"

+1. Have our guard say this too, for extra confusion
Then this

Have our security guard slave disarm the enemy guard, then do the underpants dance at the enemy guard.

[MeimieFan88]

[Naturegirl1999]

We’re trying to destroy the company, right?
Delete all company data except on how a company is run.
Wait, we have control of the company now
Use the admin passwords to get as much company information as possible, budget information, how many buildings SpamClamazon has, how many employees, broken down by job, amount of and type of products, other info that’s important to running it
If we are to own a company, we need to learn as much as we can about it

[King Zultan]

We should send a company wide email to everyone so people know we own the company now so we can stop mind controlling everyone we meet.

[mightymushroom]

We should send a company wide email video of us twerking in our underpants so everyone we meet is already mind controlled.

[Naturegirl1999]

We should send a company wide email to everyone so people know we own the company now so we can stop mind controlling everyone we meet.

+1

[King Zultan]

We should send a company wide email video of us twerking in our underpants so everyone we meet is already mind controlled.

+1 If everyone is out mind slave the company will be more efficient.

[Naturegirl1999]

We should send a company wide email video of us twerking in our underpants so everyone we meet is already mind controlled.

+1 If everyone is out mind slave the company will be more efficient.

we don’t know if our hypnodance works on screens, for all we know it releases a pheromone, pheromones can’t transfer through screens

[King Zultan]

We should send a company wide email video of us twerking in our underpants so everyone we meet is already mind controlled.

+1 If everyone is out mind slave the company will be more efficient.

we don’t know if our hypnodance works on screens, for all we know it releases a pheromone, pheromones can’t transfer through screens

It doesn't matter if it works or not, because we own the company we can do what we want.

[MeimieFan88]

[Naturegirl1999]

We should probably ask our soy friend what to do now that we own the company.

The guards will patrol the perimeters of their respective buildings
The Lazy Procrastinators will be promoted to hackers.

Janitors and ninjas will have their salaries increased to 1.0M

Our lawyers will prioritize dealing with the most expensive lawsuits first.

Send an email to all employees asking them to explain to the best of their ability why we have built lighthouses and why we worship the clouds

Open communications with the International Mafia
“Hello. The company has gone under new ownership. I was thinking, instead of 6.5B every sales quarter, what about 13B every sales half-year? You’d be getting the same amount of money in the same timeframe, just in 2 chunks a year instead of 4. If you’d rather keep the current arrangement that’s fine too. I’m curious about something, why are you extorting us anyway? We have disinformation agents and hackers who might be able to help you in some way, what if you were to open a shop or two with various items? I’m guessing we have things you need/want, and maybe you might have things we might need/want. What is your goal? Power? World domination? Money? If so, I’m sure working with us will help accomplish this”

If they don’t agree to the new deal, pay them the 6,5B for the quarter
If they agree to the change, pay them the 13B for the half-year

Reply to old Clamazon owner
“It is good you are learning about the sea, if I may ask, how long has the International Mafia been in contact with the company?
(Plan revision below)

[King Zultan]

Fire the lazy procrastinators, no promotions, have the ninjas kill the mafia, and have the lawyers lawyer the lawsuits to DEATH!

[Naturegirl1999]

Fire the lazy procrastinators

fair point, am unsure if they would do the requisite training

Revised Plan
Ask our soy friend what to do now that we own the company.

The guards will patrol the perimeters of their respective buildings

Fire Lazy Procrastinators

Janitors and ninjas will have their salaries increased to 1.0M

Our lawyers will prioritize dealing with the most expensive lawsuits first.

Send an email to all employees asking them to explain to the best of their ability why we have built lighthouses and why we worship the clouds

Open communications with the International Mafia
“Hello. The company has gone under new ownership. I was thinking, instead of 6.5B every sales quarter, what about 13B every sales half-year? You’d be getting the same amount of money in the same timeframe, just in 2 chunks a year instead of 4. If you’d rather keep the current arrangement that’s fine too. I’m curious about something, why are you extorting us anyway? We have disinformation agents and hackers who might be able to help you in some way, what if you were to open a shop or two with various items? I’m guessing we have things you need/want, and maybe you might have things we might need/want. What is your goal? Power? World domination? Money? If so, I’m sure working with us will help accomplish this”

If they don’t agree to the new deal, pay them the 6,5B for the quarter
If they agree to the change, pay them the 13B for the half-year

Reply to old Clamazon owner
“It is good you are learning about the sea, if I may ask, how long has the International Mafia been in contact with the company?