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Author Topic: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction  (Read 3736 times)

TricMagic

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Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« on: April 21, 2020, 02:29:01 pm »

You are stuck at home.
You decide to go outside and do something.
It goes horribly.
You swear revenge on the world and try to destroy it as fast as possible.
Then there are those who might try to get in your way, but they're weirdos.




Minimal Threshold of Destruction. Note that players may/shall die horrible deaths from others actions. This is Fine.

The Goal is to Destroy the World.
Some Players may try to Save the World instead. Or no one will and the world will be destroyed. This is Fine too.

Irregular Updates. May be an hour, may be a day. If you don't have an action, This is Fine as well.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2020, 02:31:47 pm by TricMagic »
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2020, 02:43:29 pm »

Name: Twenty bears

Description: A collective of twenty bears, dedicated to Saving the World. Why? Only the bears know, and they ain't telling.

As the world doesn't seem to be in any danger right now, the twenty bears simply wander about chewing on things. Bears do that, right?
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2020, 02:48:00 pm »

adquire explosives

EDIT: well everyone is making a character sheet so.

Name: Ziizo
Description: me
« Last Edit: April 21, 2020, 04:40:48 pm by ziizo »
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2020, 03:20:06 pm »

Name: Lucky Ralph
description: your average looking human with abnormal luck

Ralph goes to find books about magic
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2020, 03:32:17 pm »

Name: Solo
Description: A translucent blob with the ability to turn into things it touches while consuming them
Find a living creature to assimilate
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2020, 04:06:22 pm »

Name: Ranger Bob
Description: Host of the TV nature show "Dinosaur Ranger".

Head out into the brush and find some dinosaurs.

"This is Ranger Bob here, on another exciting episode of Dinosaur Ranga! Today, we'll be checking out the predatory Allosaurus fragilis! And who knows what else we might come across on the way!"
« Last Edit: April 21, 2020, 04:11:59 pm by Enemy post »
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2020, 04:36:08 pm »

Name: Chair
Description: Just a talking chair
Find another chair to destroy
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2020, 05:22:55 pm »

Name: Twenty bears

Description: A collective of twenty bears, dedicated to Saving the World. Why? Only the bears know, and they ain't telling.

As the world doesn't seem to be in any danger right now, the twenty bears simply wander about chewing on things. Bears do that, right?
Roll: 1

Bears happen to sleep during the Winter. -1 to Actions until Spring arrives. Or it heats up enough for some of you to wake up.
It is currently Winter. 20 Bears are sleeping in the Belgium Wilds.


adquire explosives

EDIT: well everyone is making a character sheet so.

Name: Ziizo
Description: me
Roll: 1

You go to find explosives by looking it up at the library. The Library Monitor calls 911 and now you have two police officers arresting you.

Zilzo is in Denmark, currently having Police Officers come to arrest him.


Name: Lucky Ralph
description: your average looking human with abnormal luck

Ralph goes to find books about magic
Roll: 2

No luck. All you find happen to be tourist traps.

Currently in Argentina.


Name: Solo
Description: A translucent blob with the ability to turn into things it touches while consuming them
Find a living creature to assimilate

Roll: 3

Nothing but trees. Trees are a living creature right?
You attempt to nom on a tree, but can only make a little progress.

Ireland, currently attempting to swallow a tree far too large for it.


Name: Ranger Bob
Description: Host of the TV nature show "Dinosaur Ranger".

Head out into the brush and find some dinosaurs.

"This is Ranger Bob here, on another exciting episode of Dinosaur Ranga! Today, we'll be checking out the predatory Allosaurus fragilis! And who knows what else we might come across on the way!"
Roll: 4

The filming goes well, and it will likely be another great episode for the educational TV Show, Dinosaur Ranga!

Currently in South Africa, Cape Town, Filming and Editing Studio after some great acting.


Name: Chair
Description: Just a talking chair
Find another chair to destroy
Roll: 3

Chairs don't really talk or move. Or see or hear. They can only feel. Still, you happen to be a bit more introspective than your peers for some reason.

Currently in Cuba, a furniture store.



To reiterate. It is currently Winter. Despite being a game about swearing revenge and destroying the world, only three are actually humans.
And then there are those bears, weirdos dreaming about spring.
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2020, 05:30:34 pm »

zzzzz
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2020, 05:30:47 pm »

Name: Nix

Description: Clown



Hypnotise people into committing suicidal and homicidal crimes.
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2020, 05:32:26 pm »

Look for something smaller to eat
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2020, 05:50:58 pm »

Punch a police officer in the face and kick the other between the legs.
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2020, 05:53:36 pm »

Try to think on the meaning of life
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2020, 05:53:40 pm »

There is only one course of action to take: Nazi party 2.0! Now obsessed with nuclear war.
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Re: Minimalism: Minimal Threshold of Destruction
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2020, 07:38:52 pm »

Keep trying to find books that can help me unlock magical abilities
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