Name: Nix
Description: Clown
Hypnotise people into committing suicidal and homicidal crimes.
Roll: 6You successfully perform during the circus, and through a bit of work beforehand, get that broadcast on local television for marketing.
Yes, you succeeded, all all too well.Eastern Region, Ghana, Northern Africa. Anarachy has descended on the region, with numerous people taking whatever they can. Military Forces in the area are attempting to quell the riots.
[Military will roll to quell the violence. Player must roll to avoid ending up one of the casualties next turn and those while it is going on.][Info has not spread to the civilian populace beyond Ghana quite yet.]Look for something smaller to eat
Roll: 6.You start munching on dead leaves, pinecones, find an ant nest. Plenty of food adds up.
Granted, this also means you've begun to strip everything from the forest floors, which might be noticed.
Ireland, currently stripping the local forest of loam and basic vegetation. It's cloudy.Punch a police officer in the face and kick the other between the legs.
Roll: 5PO: Roll 2.
You somehow manage to do so. One is unconscious, and the other is in no state to oppose you.
Denmark Library, two police officers at your mercy, with onlookers.Try to think on the meaning of life
Roll, 4, 4.
The meaning of life is 4.There is only one course of action to take: Nazi party 2.0! Now obsessed with nuclear war.
Name, Nazave Imperitous.
Roll: 6. Country, Switzerland? Extra Roll, 5!You make a waterfall win in elections and manage to attain a seat of power in the government. Specifically, coming out of nowhere to attain leadership of Switzerland. Newscasters guess that people just didn't have a problem with a newcomer preaching change, citing the Trump Effect.
President of Switzerland. Leader of the Naz Party.(8% representation.)Keep trying to find books that can help me unlock magical abilities
Roll: 2.Still nothing. You checked online, and mostly wasted your time. Currently in Argentina, still.Name: Polar bear
description: a panda
Roll: 3
Ze are the zookept Panda, Polar bear of ze French, yo ho.Your accented thoughts are terrible though.Ranger Bob looks over his scripts and concept art, unsatisfied. He got into this business for a reason. To teach kids about dinosaurs. But this show just isn’t authentic enough. It’s got to be more real. Only one way to make the best educational dinosaur show of all time.
Ranger Bob has got to learn time travel. Start by reading the entire Wikipedia articles on quantum mechanics and general relativity.
Roll: 6. Extra Roll, 6. EX Roll, 5!You really have a talent in quantum physics, don't you. It all comes so naturally.
+1 to all learning actions. 5s may occasionally become a 6 instead, based on GM Whim.Name: Nug
Description: Space weasel
Shoot humans with lasers.
Roll: 5You shoot the pesky humans in YOUR SPACE with lasers, causing a worldwide acknowledgement of extraterrestrial life. There are still human sats to shoot down though, and the military knows about you.
Nug, IN SPACE/orbit above earth.So, to summarize. It is Winter, 2019. Switzerland is currently with a (Neo-Nazi)president interested in nuclear advancement as their agenda, with 8% representation of the people. A Children Show Host is on their way to writing a thesis on quantum physics and relativity. And Extraterrestial life is currently known, though some think it a hoax. And there is a horribly accented Pnada in a French Zoo.
There is also that guy in Denmark. Also the weirdo bears.[They rolled a two minus 1, which means they are sleeping still. Not well, but they are. This will affect any actions they try to take next turn. Bad time to be a group of bears that would save the world. Maybe Nuclear Winter would wake them up?]