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[Glass]

GET INTO THE FUCKING TARDIS GET OUT OF HERE SHIT

[Smoke Mirrors]

Cut the invite gauntlet, and Thainos’s hand, in two with my Magic Sword.

[Imic]

Get in the TARDIS, and get the fuck out of there. Then, transfer as much of the interior weight of it to the exterior as posaible without causing mass devastation by landing, find Thainos, and fall out of the sky onto him.
Ssarscel, yer goin’ t’ hate me fer this, but I’m goin’ to do this properly this time.

[ziizo]

Continue leading the army with the intent to capture as many Okapis as possible. If I remember the Jabberwocky words correctly The milk of the Dairy Queen comes from the Okapis and thus if we sacrifice them in the correct we can just  transform them into milk

[Enemy post]

Get in the TARDIS, and get the fuck out of there. Then, transfer as much of the interior weight of it to the exterior as posaible without causing mass devastation by landing, find Thainos, and fall out of the sky onto him.
Ssarscel, yer goin’ t’ hate me fer this, but I’m goin’ to do this properly this time.

Thainos is still inside your TARDIS.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Juanios activates his hat's drone mode and sends it to fight Adam, then he runs to the replicator and activates it via punching so it can spit out the darn Dearies.

[TricMagic]

Possess Thainos

[Glass]

Juanios activates his hat's drone mode and sends it to fight Adam, then he runs to the replicator and activates it via punching so it can spit out the darn Dearies.

I don't believe that I ever uploaded the dairy scans to the replicator.

[Imic]

Get in the TARDIS, and get the fuck out of there. Then, transfer as much of the interior weight of it to the exterior as posaible without causing mass devastation by landing, find Thainos, and fall out of the sky onto him.
Ssarscel, yer goin’ t’ hate me fer this, but I’m goin’ to do this properly this time.

Thainos is still inside your TARDIS.

Oh yeah, thi... oh... th... huh...
...
I’m a pillock.
Run into the TARDIS, go for the Dairies and/or the Doom milk and try get them before Thainos can, run into the functionally infinite labyrinth of the TARDIS backrooms, and hide.
GO T’ HELL YA PILLOCK AUBERGINE!

[The Canadian kitten]

Start launching raids into the city.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Show off the benefits of doing all that sidecontent by surprising Thainos with all the legendary equipment I picked up. Mainly, by using it to whoop his final boss ass. Dungeon Crawling is actually useful!

[Naturegirl1999]

Yes, let’s create together
Continue towards the cow, Au?umbla
Can’t use that third character after the u, it’s like an o and an i combined into each other?)

[Yoink]

"WELL, MY CHILDREN, IF I DON'T MAKE IT, JUST... KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU. ALSO DO WHAT LESLIE SAYS, I GUESS. OH AND IF YOU THROW, LIKE, A FUNERAL FOR ME, PLEASE INCLUDE SOME BLACKENED UKULELE METAL IN THE PLAYLIST. HERE, TAKE THIS. MOSTLY THOUGH, JUST STAY STRONG AND STAY ALIVE. ALSO IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT YOU'LL PROBABLY WANNA PACK UP AND RUN."   


HAND MY PRECIOUS MILKDRINKER DEMO(S?) TO ONE OF MY BRETHREN, BOOST MY POWER WITH A DRINK OF DELICIOUS, NUTRITIOUS OKAPI MILK FROM NEAREST WILLING PROVIDER, THEN SEND EVERYONE ON HOME AND PUT PLAN INTO ACTION   

SINGLE-HANDEDLY RUGBY CHARGE THROUGH SURPRISED DAIRY QUEEN FORCES, TACKLE THEIR EVIL LEADER OFF HIS MOUNT, THEN RIP OFF UNICORN'S HORN AND STAKE HIM THROUGH HEART WITH IT BEFORE TURNING TO FINISH OFF THE VICIOUS BEAST ITSELF, BY WAY OF A SICK LEG-SWEEP & ELBOW DROP COMBO   

THEN LET OUT A TERRIFYING WAR CRY OF "OKAPIS FOREVER! EXTINCTION NEVER!" AND PREPARE TO DEFEND MYSELF, JUST IN CASE ENEMY HORDE NOT RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES BY THIS POINT       

[Smoke Mirrors]

Atomize the hat and use the tiny remains as shrapnel by magicing them at Thainos at light speed.

[Superdorf]

...

I wandered for a long time, after this day. Trying to find out what caused this. Trying to understand.
Piece by piece, a story emerged. The story-- it was-- absurd.



Absurd. Unbelievable. A tale told by madmen.
For five years that absurdity rankled on my mind. I would not believe it. I could not accept it.
I realized something, spirit of the Ginnungagap.



Life is absurd, spirit of the Ginnungagap. The cosmos is broken-- torn, by the madness of demigods. Life's sanctity is nothing, before the demigods. Nature's law is useless, before the demigods. Glory is their legacy. Ruin is their legacy. All at the twisting of their whim. All at the flip of a coin.

I came to a decision, spirit of the Ginnungagap.

If in truth, the cosmos is subject to the whims of a lunatic's tale-- if in truth, only a demigod may have any hope of changing this twisting reality for good or ill--
--then I too would take up the demigod's mantle, and join in earnest the cycle of madness-- and perhaps in so doing, break it forever.



So tell me, SPIRIT OF THE GINNUNGAGAP: what is left to this CHILD of the MOLOKO'S RUIN? What, but a great vengeance upon the MAD TITAN himself-- and by BLESSED RAGNARÖK, the DAWN of a NEW AGE?