Turn 12Actually, this is good! Get the everyone of my horde (Leave some for protecting me) to start the biting and spreading the virus. THE MIND CONTROLISH CLOWN HORDE ARE COMING FOR YOU.
5Rather than resist the chaos, you choose to embrace it. In so doing, you regain control. After devoting a few of your victims to protect your original body, your virus rapidly overtakes the town. The warlord attempts to control the fighting with a lockdown, but for some reason, various citizens cripple his efforts with protests.
After a long while of violence, nearly the entire town's population gathers in the market square. Your network is now in full control of this area.
"Yeah.... them governments sure are... good."
OH GOD, this guy is one of those government loving IDIOTS so much for trying to make friends with this guy, now I just have to wait for him to drop me off at the dealership so I can get away from him so I don't get infected by his government loving STUPIDNESS. Burt though to himself.
Wait for him to drop me off at dealership, if he doesn't stop for what ever reason throw myself from the car as near the dealership as possible, then look for whoever's in charge and ask about buying a car.
3Obrador drives you into the dealership, still talking about the government. When he pulls out his old personal tapes of NPR broadcasts, you open the door and roll out into the dusty road. A bit of your antler chips off as you roll. You crawl out of the thornbushes you ended up in, brush yourself off, and track down Honest Jane. She's a human woman, currently selling a pickup truck armed with a laser cannon to a small group of interested buyers.
Juainos will activate Gonzales Mode for maximun speed, swooping in at the climatic last second to save Shaun, making the audience doubt his true motivation as a bad guy.
2You try to activate Gonzales Mode. Your hat spins even faster for a moment, but nothing happens. You realize your hat doesn't even have a Gonzales attachment. The seller must have ripped you off and sold you just a regular giant flying mariachi hat for the added price.
.-.
Look for anything that might possibly inform us as to where we are and how to get to where we want to be.
4Things seem nearly hopeless, but then your claws scratch against a metal object beneath the sands. You dig it up and discover a fallen road sign. It reads "Genericville:5 miles north." As you know, that city is the home of the Florence Memorial library.
Rana flies to Gunthar and catches him, then flies with Joshua as he climbs, if Joshua falls catch him and fly with both of them to the tower top
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GUNTHAR allows his HONORED COMPATRIOT to attempt the catch... but if she fails in the attempt, GUNTHAR will take matters into his own hands. If she fails, GUNTHAR will with his MIGHTY AXE rend the air once again, in a second attempt to cast himself into the REALM of GINNUNGAGAP!
5((Oops, should've clarified that I wanted to throw the shoes away because they were covered in the rotstink substance. Oh well.))
Accept Rana's help, but keep climbing for now.
Once I've climbed to the top, start peeking into the lower levels of the tower.
(No problem. Sorry I forgot about that.)
1Rana swoops down from the tower and grabs GUNTHAR out of the air. GUNTHAR seems almost disappointed at being rescued rather than forced to escape into the Ginnungagap. Rana then wheels around and tries to follow Joshua up the tower. Unfortunately, the bizarre geometry of the tower briefly causes her to lose sight of him. It's poor timing, as Joshua finds himself in trouble. The oddly slick surface of the tower causes him to slip, and a window opens in the wall underneath him, nearly ready to catch him. A gasping whisper escapes from the opening.
break the arm that is infected off and begin slapping the clown with it
2You try to break your arm off, but you find that you aren't strong enough. The clown honks once more after looking at your bite, and then runs off to infect others. You take a moment to exert your will and prevent yourself from joining him, but when you're done you find that seemingly the entire rest of the town has been turned by the virus.
Climb up and run.
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With great difficulty, you're able to lift yourself onto the mountainside. You don't have time to run before the creature is upon you. It looks like an enchanted wind holding together a body of dust from the Doom Mug's contents. The creature hurls a punch at you, but you're able to roll to the side just in time.
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