Turn 6(Init:Adam, Joey, Slash, Monsters, Joshua, Juainos, GUNTHAR, Ssarscel, Rana.)
"SSSTAY AWAY! SSSSSSTAY AWAY!"
Continue keeping cover. If any monsters come toward me, beat them back with whatever is on hand.
4+1 for earlier actions.get back up in a rage and viciously assault the thing that throw me out
4-2Juainos attempts to yeet the Eldrich Horrors back to their totalmente equilibrada dimension.
2Fucking slaughter these hentai creatures using my superior Neanderthal strength!
1Take bites out of the tentacle gorrilla
4Okay, they're vulnerable to fire! Throw Molotov cocktails at the eldritch horrors.
If any eldritch horrors reach me, take out a knife and cut their tentacles off.
1+1”I said close!”
”I said close!”
”I said close!”
Three different voices roared at once, and the bar and the area around it was filled with a scorching unearthly light. When it cleared, the portals were gone, and nothing was left of the creatures from them but ash stains on the ground. No one knew what happened, but a keen observer would notice discolorations on the wall behind Adam in the shape of four wings, a pair of horns, and a halo.
6
Warbling his joyous battlecry, GUNTHAR HORNHELM assails his fell enemy once again with the AXE OF THE GINNUNGAGAP!
3+1(Monsters:Attack Slash)
(Sorry, I rolled randomly for the target. You just happened to get picked twice.)
6 vs 3-1”I said close!””I said close!””I said close!”Adam roars in three different voices and fills the bar with an unearthly light. The effects are wild and not entirely under his control. When sight returns, one can almost see an afterimage of wings, horns, and a halo on Adam. One of the portals is indeed closed. However, the other one is even bigger and twists wildly in the air, going through some sort of transformation.
Outside the bar, Joey tries to rise up and attack the melting horse, but it kicks him back to the ground with a contemptuous hoof. It walks up next to him casually, seemingly preparing to finish him off somehow.
Meanwhile, a rolling tide of monsters pushes Juanios, Joshua, and Slash up a rickety staircase and into a corner. Their situation looks briefly hopeless, until a warbled battlecry and the beat of leathery wings signals a turn in the tide. GUNTHAR briefly rides on the back of Rana's byakhee host. The monster rears up in the sunlight, as GUNTHAR waves his MIGHTY AXE in the air. The two of them use the AXE OF THE GINNUNGAGAP and the claws of the monstrous form, backed by brief 70 kph flights to hack monsters apart all around the room.
It's at this point that the damaged portal shudders and inverts. Furniture and surviving monsters go flying as everything is rapidly pulled toward the portal. The party holds on to whatever can keep them out of the portal for now. The bar protecting Ssarscel starts to fall apart, but the racism reenactors jump behind the bar to help hold him back as a means of making up for their actions earlier.
Remove those hands from my head and start destroying the clowns.
(Wow, sorry about the poor rolls you've been getting.)
1 vs 2, 2Grab some rocks and start throwing them at the clowns, the bigger the better. Then run.
5Continue the guy's Conversion to a Digital Format like me. It will all be fine once everyone is powered by the Milk Network.
Well, guess I can also mess with the physical limiters on the body a bit while I'm at it.
I'm converting the guy into digital, so even if the body dies he won't. Rather he'll be more a digital being possessing a physical body he doesn't need anymore.
Hope he feels like going on a road trip for finding enough Remnants.
6The clowns nearly devour John's flesh, but John gets a lucky break when Shaun shows up and throws a bunch of rocks at the sewer clowns. The clowns are driven back for now, honking in rage as they are unable to scent where the attack is coming from.
John has less success fighting off Cipher. She attacks his nervous system and converts it to a digital format. As John recovers, Cipher realizes she may have overdone it. John retains full free will, and may have a stronger connection to the network than even she does.
"Well a crossbow will work for now but its not what I was hoping for, and by the sound of it the quest at the bar is no longer available sense it sounds like their all dying, guess I'll go do my own thing for now."
Walk out of the town into the wasteland and look for a car that might still be able to be driven.
6You leave the town behind you and head into the wastes in search of a working vehicle. You eventually come across a rusty car sitting in the sun. As you take the driver's seat and prepare to hotwire it, there's a tapping on the window. A chupacabra wastelander wielding a shotgun asks what exactly you're doing in his car.
Dodge the Jabberwock, Run into the now empty room and close the door behind me
1You try to dodge the Jabberwock by rolling forward under its legs, but the creature simply reaches down and picks you up by the collar. It looks at you quizzically as you squirm.
Yes, this shall be the cornerstone of my ascent... Luis has meddled with necromancy and alchemy in the past, and the prospect of combining the two brought him a minor thrill. Echos of once was, drawn forth from the hithertime past into the now? Exhilarating.
Luis will tidy up his abode a bit, and then head out into town to search for containers that once contained milk, collecting any prospective ghost milk vessels.
2, 2You consider cleaning up your abode, but don't get around to it. Instead, you head out and look for some milk containers. You don't find any this time, but you figure there could be some. It's a messy town, after all.
STARE AT THESE WEIRD-ASS THINGS FOR MOMENT, THEN GO FETCH NEAREST FLAMETHROWER
(Not really sure why you wanted a flamethrower, but alright.)
1You and the okapis lock eyes for a long moment. Without words, you both understand what must happen. The die is cast. You turn and leave to find a flamethrower. After a few paces, you realize that there are okapis on the path ahead. Not wanting to deal with them unarmed, you head off to the side. After a shorter walk, the okapis block your path again. You turn, but after only a few paces you run into another group of okapis. You look back in the original direction, only to see the first group walking toward you. The okapis are assembled all around you, watching you in silence.
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