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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!  (Read 10018 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #210 on: April 26, 2020, 01:51:32 pm »

B It's always good to have a proper defense force, though I'm hoping for a peaceful reign for Eyrdri. It'd be nice to experience a less aggressive, when compared to past dynasties we've played, playstyle, at least for a ruler or two.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #211 on: April 26, 2020, 02:05:55 pm »

You decide to press criminals, homeless and wanderers into the army, to make a new set of Glennuaine's soldiers out of them!

1341 AD, Summer

There's a new fashion amongst your noblemen - elven alchemists.

These so-called 'alchemists' are using various sorts of salts, liquids and colored marbles to create marvelous potions. They have yet to create Fireblood, although many of them are capable of 'enriching the primes', which appears to do something with turning base metals into precious ones.

Your own alchemists scoff at them, believing that they are charlatans; the elves taking cash for their tricks and toys while they toil day and night alloying metals and mixing up Fireblood for you.

A) A harmless fun, this elven alchemy!
B) Hey, and why exactly I wasn't visited by an elf yet? I demand a 30-day trial at least!
C) Elven charlatanery has no place in the world of science! Outlaw the practice!
D) Haven't I've read about this somewhere...?
« Last Edit: April 26, 2020, 02:12:01 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #212 on: April 26, 2020, 02:07:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #213 on: April 26, 2020, 02:10:51 pm »

D

D looks rather out compared to others.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #214 on: April 26, 2020, 02:13:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #215 on: April 26, 2020, 02:18:38 pm »

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We might be able to have them explain how their alchemy works, and then we can test it to see if it actually works
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #216 on: April 26, 2020, 03:49:57 pm »

D must be our Wise trait kicking in.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #217 on: April 26, 2020, 05:10:47 pm »

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« Reply #218 on: April 26, 2020, 05:22:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #219 on: April 26, 2020, 05:47:51 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #220 on: April 26, 2020, 09:28:40 pm »

B Lets see what they have to offer.

Though if they can make gold they would just sell it directly.  And keep that a secret.  Very fishy.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #221 on: April 27, 2020, 03:31:13 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #222 on: April 27, 2020, 04:48:34 am »

You're read about this somewhere.

You head to the royal library, and delve into the books concering alchemy, history and elves.

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The alchemy used by elves is slightly unlike the chemistry of Fireblood. They combine the Four Elements into Salts, and then Salts are used along with Quicksilver to create metals out of Iron and Lead.

The processes involve rituals and calling forth of natural spirits to transmute the metals. You're not sure if this is all true or not, but the Elves have always been noted to have abundance of copper, tin, silver and gold, despite not doing much of mining or metallurgy themselves.

There's something you do not understand - if your engineers are so skilled, why haven't they discovered the process yet?

That's because...

A) This is all charlatanery, that ought to be punished.
B) This is elven secret that I'm about to find out from them.
C) This is all folk ramblings, not something to be taken seriously.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #223 on: April 27, 2020, 04:56:47 am »

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We are wise - lets put our wisdom to use.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM&! King Eyrdri of Glennuaine!
« Reply #224 on: April 27, 2020, 06:08:50 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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