Oh no oh no, it's a swarm of players.
Summon up a miniature version of the Trojan horse and ride it to the arena.
If this fails, somehow, instead walk to the arena like a pleb.
Once there, summon a sturdy bunker. Just in case some of these neanderthals try to do anything violent.
[1]
You are trapped inside of a tiny wooden horse. It's not any more uncomfortable than riding around inside of a suitcase, but you can't move.
Name: Jonatan
Gender: One of them, I think
Power=Force*Velocoty
(There is a free spot, right)
Form, filled.
You hand it to an employee mainly comprised of tentacles and it motions for you to follow it for qualifications.
Add "Powers GUN", "Age: 15" and "species: human" to the application form if necessary then run into the arena.
GUN
Also those other things I guess.
You sprint in the main entrance of the arena, a giant tunnel through the stone. A series of helpful signs guide you to the tryout area. A mechanical arm grabs your application as you enter.
A moment later you are pointed to a dumbell.
"Lift, using arms. Do not use equipment." a mechanical voice from above states.
Name: Bulk Bogan
Gender: Ooo, yes
Powers: Mooskles
You're a big guy.
You hand the completed form to a bored teenager, who points in the general direction of the tryouts area.
Name: Abra
Gender: Female
Age: unknown
Powers: Ability to control direction and velocity of various gases, usually air, often called wind by humans
Species: Air Nymph: An almost transparent floating snake like creature[/b]
Air snek.
The granite serpent you hand your application to compliments you on your fine calligraphy and leads you to a tryout arena beneath the mountain. It's slightly uncomfortable being surrounded by so much rock and so little air.
Your first task is to lift a weight. You are informed that you may use your power, seeing as it is closely entwined with your nature.
Name: Dawntide
Gender: Metallic
Age: 2
Species: Sword
Powers: Providence
You are a sword. Are swords able to write? Oh well, it works out because it happens that they already have a form with all your information on it, just sitting on the top of the pile.
You cheater.
Someone carries you down to the qualifications area, but it turns out that you've already completed them.
SHARPNESS: [1]
SPEED: [3]
DURABILITY: [5]
INTELLIGENCE: [4]
Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Beholder
Age: Since the birth of the universe.
Species: Beholder
Powers: Eye rays
Interests: Beholding things
Dislikes: Mirrors, eye puns
Looking for: Another eldritch being to hang out with.
Sweet. A humanoid being covered in black feathers with a trunk takes your piece of paper and leads you down into the dungeon where they ask you to lift some weights without shooting them.
Greg, coming from a rural background, had never learned to read or write in general, but he had learned to write a few token things; his name and gender. He had mostly learned these things as a result of filling out the forms of countless bits of "spam mail" received directly to his mailbox. He had never received a response, as for every section that was not name or gender he would simply write "Greg". However, as he excitedly filled out this form with his name repeatedly, he hoped that this time he would finally learn what he was getting from filling in all these letters.
Name: Greg
Gender: Greg Male
Species: Greg
Age: Greg
Abilities: Greg
Powers: Greg
Greg: Greg!
He turned his form in, and waited excitedly.
Final Greg. FIGHT!
Having maximized your greggitude, you do what everyone else is doing and go to the room with the weights so that we can determine your STRENGTH attribute.
Name: Nix
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Species: Human
Ability: Boxing
The attendant points out that boxing is really more of a skill than an ability. You point out that you're
really good at it.
Hope you like lifting weights.
SCRAWL A CUTE FLUFFY SHEEP AT TOP OF FORM
IF STILL ROOM, DRAW MORE, LITTLER SHEEP TO FILL REST OF IT
IF ANYONE TRY TO INTERRUPT MY ARTWORK, SMASH THEM PLATONICALLY
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Name: Nix
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Species: Human
Skills: Boxing
Ability: Boxing
Name: Greg
Gender: Greg Male
Species: Greg
Age: Greg
Abilities: Greg
Powers: Greg
Greg: Greg!
Name: Sally
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Species Human
Skills: GUN
Powers: GUN
Inventory: GUN
NAME: PIECEWISE
SPECIES: SKELETON
ABILITIES: ARCHITECTOMANCY
Name: Jonatan
Gender: One of them, I think
Power=Force*Velocoty (sic)
Name: Bulk Bogan
Gender: Ooo, yes
Powers: Mooskles
Name: Abra
Gender: Female
Age: Unknown
Powers: Do the windy thing
Species: Air Nymph (sky snek)
Name: Dawntide
Gender: Metallic
Age: 2
Species: Sword
Powers: Providence
SHARPNESS: [1]
SPEED: [3]
DURABILITY: [5]
INTELLIGENCE: [4]
Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Beholder
Age: Since the birth of the universe.
Species: Beholder
Powers: Eye rays
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