okay trying again dikbut:
https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=17344On the ingredients
-I got you rats. A LOT OF RATS. Like 30? Anyway you didn't like the rats and set half of your camp on fire. No casualties or destroyed buildings. Some rats survived and some are zombies now. Also you kept flicking your finger at one so it would squirm in agony which I'm pretty sure is a war crime in elf lands
-I spent weeks and weeks in Northmanor with no goo rain. I got you a Warrior of Udir though. She has goo for blood
-Normally finding a child in this world is near impossible, but conveniently and for reasons I won't disclose yet, Ringboot has an insane amount of children so I got you a goblin kid for nervous tissue and pancreas. Sad problem: I butchered many children in an attempt and not a single one dropped nervous tissue?!? See for yourself I dropped a kid off at your camp and told him he would be the next goblin master, but if you cut him open you won't find any nervous tissue! Like what?!
-Mummy curse. We did quite a lot of experimenting with mummy curses and for some reason all of this world's mummies are experiencing curse dysfunction. Each one swears this never happens to them, but anytime they try to curse someone it fails! We tried defiling the tombs first. We even sank a tomb into the magma sea! Apparently that was not considered "disturbed" enough for a mummy curse to work?! One of the mummies was sent to Honeyhammer to answer for herself

Pictured: A mummy in Honeyhammer contemplating her fate as she stares out at the horizon

Pictured: A goblin child and rat flee side by side from a pack of zombie rats while dragon-emperor dikbut tortures one in the distance
I hope we can bring my guy back in this timeline without starting a whole new historical figure or whatever. I had fun doing these antics, and have crafted a story outline of why and what was going on. So I'd like it to work out lol