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[Unraveller]

The chance is indeed there. . .

[AvolitionBrit]

An interesting turn Kesperan, didn't know another dragon had risen up. Interesting to see all the different sites you went to.

Thanks Avo. I added the OUTSIDER tag to dragons for my turn, so that I could create a dragon to be a nemesis for Moldath, and kind of complete his story arc. I couldn't find the Scorpion King though...

Ah I see, no was pretty cool to see a mythical beast show up again. Its a good end for Moldath for sure. The Scorpion is no doubt slinking somewhere in the depths of the world waiting for the perfect time to strike from his burrow. Much like his namesake

[kesperan]

The chance is indeed there. . .

I would just like to know why there are demons roasting dark gnomes all around Realmspire. What on Orid Xem went down there??

[Salmeuk]

The chance is indeed there. . .

I would just like to know why there are demons roasting dark gnomes all around Realmspire. What on Orid Xem went down there??

what, you would prefer they eat the gnomes undercooked?

[AvolitionBrit]

Yeah need to finish my story, its wierd.

Dark Gnome is a rare material in the land. Did also find this during my journey which is even more macabre.



Never found a live dark gnome.

[kesperan]

Never found a live dark gnome.

Technically I didn't either, what with the running away in terror from the demons...

[Salmeuk]

Yeah need to finish my story, its wierd.

Dark Gnome is a rare material in the land. Did also find this during my journey which is even more macabre.



Never found a live dark gnome.

look im no expert, but like the only feasible portion of a gnome to turn into a hood would be the ass cheeks

 so that hood... is very likely... a gnome ass hat. only the most fashionable of 'goblin drip'!

[Maloy]

Yeah need to finish my story, its wierd.

Dark Gnome is a rare material in the land. Did also find this during my journey which is even more macabre.



Never found a live dark gnome.

look im no expert, but like the only feasible portion of a gnome to turn into a hood would be the ass cheeks

 so that hood... is very likely... a gnome ass hat. only the most fashionable of 'goblin drip'!

This is the most dwarf fortress conversation we could be having lol


Also dark gnomes have been part of my playthrough as well this time
Although now I'm wishing I started a dark gnome leather farm to make a hat factory with

[AvolitionBrit]

Yeah need to finish my story, its wierd.

Dark Gnome is a rare material in the land. Did also find this during my journey which is even more macabre.



Never found a live dark gnome.

look im no expert, but like the only feasible portion of a gnome to turn into a hood would be the ass cheeks

 so that hood... is very likely... a gnome ass hat. only the most fashionable of 'goblin drip'!

This is the most dwarf fortress conversation we could be having lol


Also dark gnomes have been part of my playthrough as well this time
Although now I'm wishing I started a dark gnome leather farm to make a hat factory with

Dark gnome is in fashion.

Do you want a free hat with a massive bloody curse on it? Well your in luck

[kesperan]

Also dark gnomes have been part of my playthrough as well this time
Although now I'm wishing I started a dark gnome leather farm to make a hat factory with

How is the turn coming along? Are you playing with Arthur/Mira or Maloy McWerefox? Or someone new?

[Unraveller]

Humerously I considered domestication of dark gnomes in Realmspire for the position of Irka's minions.

[Maloy]

Did a mix!
Maloy
Arthur
and a special mystery friend!

I made some discoveries, released a terrible evil, and acquired ideal customer service representatives

[dikbutdagrate]

Not quite my turn yet, but wanted to get the intro out of the way.
Figured QD would appreciate some fluff and exposition to whatever is about to happen to them.

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Act: X

Come hither, child.
For I would know thee.
And thou shalt come to know its reward.

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Thou hast made an offering of honey most exquisite.
Now you shall acquire which you seek, child.

If the secrets of the macabre are still yet sweet to you. If they sing to you its lullabies, from within your haunted waking dreams. For thine offering of sweetest honey, you shall be taught the forbidden art of the flesh.

Come to me, and I shall find you. For thou would become mine apprentice.

Past the wilting flowers I shall carry you, beyond the poisoned fields, the sunken hills, and to where the shadow knows no bounds. To the unsacred lands, and to the corpse beyond the veil, to rally beneath the banner of the "Haunted Acorn Woods." It is there you shall come to dwell within the houses of lamentation. Where flesh is chained, and sorrow manifests in all its forms. Suffering wears no shackle, and secrets cannot hide.

It is here, where flesh and sadness become as one, that you shall become their master. But the road shall not be easy, child. The road is long.

You shall come to know pain, child.

The tasks bequeathed to an apprentice are not easy.

You will suffer, child.

The path that you must walk is terrifying

You will gorge on madness child.

Misery and horror will become your friends. They shall become your home.
Indeed, you will learn, child. You shall learn everything.
But first you must experience it, in all the spectacle of horror there can ever be.
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Hope QDs ready for some crazy stuff on their next turn.
So I'm not going to be posting any spoilers once my turn starts, aside from a quest I'll assign to QD to continue their training.

The test is: TO STEAL AN ARTIFACT FROM THE MUSEUM - AND BRING IT TO THE HAUNTED WOODS. And do so in whatever state they happen to find themselves in come their turn *cough*. (the camp one I made, not the bugged fortress one)

This is going to be a little super villainous in several respects, but hopefully people appreciate the write ups and the outcome, whatever they end up being. As well as the possible future quests to steal back the item. Let me know if thats a problem at all.

[Maloy]

What have you signed up for QD? lol
Also I never got to say it, but Kesperan the dragon story was really epic. It's also just neat hearing of all the different places you drop in at. It's touching on all these stories of both your own past entries as well as other players.


I'm currently going full assembly line on the blistered metal production. My hope is to make so much blistered metal everything that you can just be at some random human farm in the world and some dude is wearing blistered metal rings or whatever
Also the barons are miserable and had an ancient dwarf necromancer executed because of no electrum table. So we stuffed them in a room to starve for a year. Warrior of Udir venom seems to cause rotting where it is injected

[kesperan]

Also I never got to say it, but Kesperan the dragon story was really epic. It's also just neat hearing of all the different places you drop in at. It's touching on all these stories of both your own past entries as well as other players.

Thanks Maloy, that means a lot. Trying to come up with actual stories for my turns rather than just wandering around being a murder hobo, so it is nice when the effort is appreciated!