My name is Yufluggus and I am a kobold.
I can write. Words are fun, but I can not speak them, my throat just makes the wrong noises!
So I try to talk by writing, but most people can not read. It is very difficult.
A few days ago I met a human who can read, and he told me interesting things!
He said that kobolds are very rare creatures, and that there are only a few of us.
So few that we belong in a museum.
I did not know what a museum was, so I wrote a question in the sand.
The human said that museums store valuable things like gems and artifacts.
Now I have decided I want to go to the museum to become a submission.
I like valuable things!
And if kobolds belong in a museum then there may be more kobolds there.
Then I will no longer be a lonely kobold. Maybe we can even lay an egg!
I will not travel alone. My friends will come along with me.
There’s four of us. Fnirf, Osmos, Fit, and myself of course.
Osmos is a cave blob. He follows me everywhere and he eats everything!
Fnirf is a wambler. he is cute and fluffy, and the smartest of our troop.
Fit is a gremlin. She likes pulling levers.
Also, did I mention that Fit can talk! The rest of us can’t. Fit will do all the talking!
And she talks a lot. She likes telling jokes.
Today we will leave on an adventure!
OOC: don't worry about the fluffy wambler. according to it's raws it is immune to certain syndromes, and I'm sure cave blob slime will be fine as well.