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Wererhino Bard/a story from the Cake of Glazing
« on: March 05, 2020, 02:53:40 am »

This guy's just chillin'.


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He transformed back into a goblin and got drunk.

Next visitor was an entombed ghoul monster slayer.

The goblin drunk itself to death.
My tavern keeper is quite efficient.

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Re: Wererhino Bard/a story from the Cake of Glazing
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2020, 05:33:51 am »

How is your fort surviving when it's full of vermicious knids?
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Re: Wererhino Bard/a story from the Cake of Glazing
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2020, 07:43:27 am »

How is your fort surviving when it's full of vermicious knids?

The were rhino bard was just sitting there.
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Re: Wererhino Bard/a story from the Cake of Glazing
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2020, 05:19:42 pm »

When he transforms into a giant singing rhino does he continue drinking, or does he flip tables?

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Re: Wererhino Bard/a story from the Cake of Glazing
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2020, 01:14:13 am »

When he transforms into a giant singing rhino does he continue drinking, or does he flip tables?
He just continued drinking and hanging aroun the tavern.
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Re: Wererhino Bard/a story from the Cake of Glazing
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2020, 05:47:54 am »

Sounds like a cool dude.

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Re: Wererhino Bard/a story from the Cake of Glazing
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2020, 07:47:31 am »

What an absolute legend. A night creature who thirsts for dwarven wine & teaches you why the night party doesn't stop just because you're a rhino

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Re: Wererhino Bard/a story from the Cake of Glazing
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2020, 08:29:24 pm »

What an absolute legend. A night creature who thirsts for dwarven wine & teaches you why the night party doesn't stop just because you're a rhino

Does that make him a wino?
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Re: Wererhino Bard/a story from the Cake of Glazing
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2020, 05:36:24 pm »

Beware the were-vino