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[Superdorf]

You are Archibald.
You are a cat.



You are bored.



You want to see the world!



First you'll have to get out of the house.



Hmm.
What do you do?

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

Hello all! I am feeling bored and lazy. I've been considering doing this for awhile, but was never feeling quite bored and lazy enough to do it. Tonight is the night!

Let's see what happens.

[Glass]

Use our amazing stealth and escape artist skills to break out of the house via the chimney.
Make sure not to hit Santa on the way up.

[Stirk]

We are a cat. Scratch at the door until someone lets us outside.

[Superdorf]

Use our amazing stealth and escape artist skills to break out of the house via the chimney.
Make sure not to hit Santa on the way up.

[1d6=5]
You are a sneaky cat! You sneak up the chimney.



[1d6=1]
It is hard to climb chimneys.



"Poppet?"
It's your human!



"Whatever are you doing, dearest?"

We are a cat. Scratch at the door until someone lets us outside.

You make your intentions clear.



"Oh, poppet..."



"you know you're not allowed out there."



"Come on now, let's go sit down."



Curses. She's giving you belly-rubs.
You hate belly rubs.



What do you do?

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

You are Archibald the cat.
You do not like belly-rubs.
You are a sneaky cat!
You are not a climbing cat.

[Glass]

Avoid belly rubs. Deflect suspicion by leaving a ninja decoy log.

[Stirk]

We must establish dominance in this situation. Apparently our human thinks they are in control of us and thus able to dictate rules. We must prove that we are the ones in charge here.

Look directly into human's face. Don't break eye contact. Don't blink.

[Superdorf]

Look directly into human's face. Don't break eye contact. Don't blink.

You whip your head around and give your human a very hard stare.

Avoid belly rubs.

Taking advantage of your human's confusion, you leap from her irritating belly-rubbing arms!

Deflect suspicion by leaving a ninja decoy log.

You rush over to the fireplace, drag out a log



and flee the scene, leaving NINJA LOG behind to cover your tracks.





"I do hope he's feeling alright."



You have escaped the living room!
...now what?

What do you do?

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

You are Archibald the cat.
You are a sneaky cat!
You are not a climbing cat.
You are good at staring at people.

[MadMonkey]

Knock over chair.

[Glass]

Dramatically autodefenestrate!

[Devastator]

Climb on the highest object in the room, and look at the window.  There must be a way to open it!

[Superdorf]

Climb on the highest object in the room, and look at the window.  There must be a way to open it!

Knock over chair.

"Poppet? Whatever are you doing?"

Dramatically autodefenestrate!

[1d6=5]





FREEDOM.



You've reached the outside world!



It's... beautiful





Only... somehow you expected more green.
What do you do?

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You are Archibald the cat.
You are a sneaky cat!
You are a STRONG cat!
You are not a climbing cat.
You are good at staring at people.

[King Zultan]

Quick look around the house, sense we came out of it, it must be ours!

[Glass]

Look for green.

[Stirk]

Scratch at the door to get back in.

[Devastator]

Find delicious outside food.