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Author Topic: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?  (Read 2800 times)

UselessMcMiner

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What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« on: February 16, 2020, 06:13:16 pm »
As the title says all my miners are dating each other. I made a new kind of dwarf that falls in love super easily and makes tons of friends. What are the consequences if 6 dwarves are dating each other?
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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2020, 06:15:00 pm »
...They really dig each other ?
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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2020, 07:12:39 pm »
Well....who ever reaches a certain point in the relationship gets married and the rest date somebody else...or cheat on each other?   ???
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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2020, 07:03:39 pm »
Quote from: Naryar on February 16, 2020, 06:15:00 pm
...They really dig each other ?

...They like to 'mine' everything?
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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2020, 06:33:38 am »
Quote from: feelotraveller on February 17, 2020, 07:03:39 pm
Quote from: Naryar on February 16, 2020, 06:15:00 pm
...They really dig each other ?

...They like to 'mine' everything?
Quote from: Naryar on February 16, 2020, 06:15:00 pm
...They really dig each other ?
I guess they are Not so picky with their lovers.
They probably all Had their good Share of (Pick) axe
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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2020, 08:51:28 am »
so much love might spontaneously create unicorns shitting rainbows

be careful
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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2020, 01:48:01 pm »
Do you want fluffy wamblers? Because this is how you get fluffy wamblers!
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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2020, 02:50:50 pm »
The real cotton candy was the lovers we made on the way.
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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2020, 03:37:21 am »
Quote from: callisto8413 on February 16, 2020, 07:12:39 pm
Well....who ever reaches a certain point in the relationship gets married and the rest date somebody else...or cheat on each other?   ???

Polyamory can extend past marriage... Cheating in poly relationships is if your partners say no  to a new interest, or aren't aware of the new girl/boy you are seeing.  As long as it's open, and everyone involved consents, it's fine.
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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2020, 10:45:25 am »
Quote from: feelotraveller on February 17, 2020, 07:03:39 pm
Quote from: Naryar on February 16, 2020, 06:15:00 pm
...They really dig each other ?

...They like to 'mine' everything?
I sure hope they're not gold diggers
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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2020, 03:27:48 pm »
I mean We’ve all seen snow White. If You tell Me they weren’t in a seven way polyamorous relationship You’re fooling no-one other than Yourself. I think this rocks.

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Re: What are the consequences of all my miners being in a polyamorous relationship?
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2020, 06:19:01 am »
If you want an actual downside, it could be that a mining accident that kills two of them will send the rest spiraling out of control, depending on how attached they are.
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